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The Goldbergs: Bill/Murray

223. Bill/Murray

Aired May 6, 2015

When Erica dreams of getting in to Julliard, Adam and Beverly help her film a music video to stand out among the other applicants. Meanwhile, Murray bonds with Bill Lewis, Lainey's father, but Murray struggles to be a friend in need for Bill.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I'll tell you what's happening. This schmuck lives in Philadelphia yet he roots for the Dallas Cowboys. Who does that?

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Quote from Erica

Adam: Wow, what's with the stool, honey?
Erica: Don't call me honey. It's weird.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Why did you call me when it's usually my wife who handles this annoying school crap?
Principal Ball: Well, truthfully I couldn't reach her. And, more truthfully, I didn't try because she scares me.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You don't know the things I've done for my children. You don't want to know.
Guidance Counsellor: I kinda wanna know.
Beverly: You cannot know.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You've been watching this Music MTV Television for six hours, enough is enough. Go do your homework.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Well, my passion is snuggies, which I'm going to shower you with if you don't leave right now. Go before I kiss your belly.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Oh, yes, it's happening. You're growing up. Oh, no, it's happening. I'm not ready for this. Make time stop, make it stop.

Quote from Pops

Pops: I'm proud of you, Mur. Never thought I'd see the day where you made a friend.
Murray: What are you talking about? I've got friends.
Pops: Name one.
Murray: Vic.
Pops: He's your employee. You pay him to be around you.
Murray: What about Deli Guy? Love Deli Guy.
Pops: You only love him 'cause he gives you corned beef.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Play it cool. Tell him you're on the other line with another friend.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Hon, I love the spirit and the passion and everything you're doing here. But it's like, gag me with a spoon. I'm sorry, do you kids still say that?
Erica: We never really did.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You need a video that stands out, like the ones on your MTV Music Television.

Quote from Murray

Murray: He cried on my shirt. On my shirt! Deli Guy never cries on my shirt.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: You know, I could probably cover a lot of this with smoke.
Beverly: A lot of [beep] smoke.

Quote from Adam

Erica: I can't decide if that guys hotter as a human or as a cartoon.
Adam: If Jessica Rabbit taught us anything, cartoon.

Quote from Adam

Erica: I mean what did we even do before MTV existed?
Adam: I think we just listened to music like animals.

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