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Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards

‘Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards’

Season 3, Episode 16 -  Aired February 24, 2016

When Barry sees underdog Eddie the Eagle in the Olympics, he decides to popularize Ball Ball in order to gain respect at school.  Meanwhile, Beverly catches wind that Murray’s store sales are down and intervenes by selling the latest furniture craze.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Yes! Left field, which is your right, so it still counts.
Adam: Dude. How do the Phillys not recruit you right now, fresh out of high school.
Barry: That's what I ask when I call them!


Quote from Beverly

Vic: Do me a favor. Don't tell Murray you heard it from me, okay?
Beverly: Of course, Vic. I permiss.
Vic: Did you just say "I permiss"?
Beverly: No, I said "I pormiss."
Vic: Por... Por...
Beverly: I pormiss?
Vic: Wait, what?
Beverly: Got to go!

Quote from Barry

Erica: You're never going to win at... Curling? What the hell is that?
Barry: Isn't it genius? No one knows.
Adam: It's a sport where you sweep a rock across a sheet of ice. It takes incredible focus and patience.
Barry: Mmm...
Adam: Moving on. How about "dressage"?
Barry: Yes! I'll win the gold at whatever that is.
Adam: It's an equestrian event, which is the elegant art of horse dancing.
Barry: It told you, bro. I will never dance with a horse! Never!
Erica: What is your deal with horses?
Barry: They know what they did.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Goldberg, what the hell are you doing? I said Ruben Amaro, Jr.
Barry: What? How is that even possible?
Coach Mellor: Well, he's an athletic superstar, and you are our mascot. Now, put on the giant head and dance for our champ.

Quote from Murray

Pops: He's right, Mur. It's freezing in here. At least start a fire.
Murray: Are you nuts? You think firewood grows on trees?
Pops: Yes, that's what trees are. Wood.
Murray: Well, keep your hands off. And turn off the damn lights. We don't support the electric company.
[Murray turns the lights off. The room is pitch black]
Adam: Hey, we're still in here.
Murray: It's after 6:00. Go to bed.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Look, Mur, when I first opened this place, business was lousy. It was so bad, my in-laws would buy furniture they didn't even need. Every room in their house had three beds.
Murray: Why would they do something so stupid?
Pops: To help me. That's what family does. We take care of each other. There's no shame in that.
Murray: Yeah, well, it feels like there is.
Pops: I know that's how it was in your family, but now you're my family. And this is how we do it.

Quote from Lainey

Barry: Anyone could play baseball. I play Wiffle.
Lainey: Yes, the only sport where the equipment is sold in a pharmacy.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Well, at the very least, Coach should recognize my insane hoop skills.
Lainey: Sweetie, you're not even on the basketball team.
Barry: 'cause I play streetball. My flash and pizzazz can't be contained in a gymnasium. And don't get me started on my boomerang skills.
Lainey: I won't.

Quote from Adam

Murray: Which one of you morons cranked up the heat to 55?
Adam: How is that cranked up? I'm wearing my Spider-man long underwear, which, yes, feels like a fun little secret, but it shouldn't be necessary in the house.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's two whole ounces of milk right there. Pour it back.
Erica: But it's blue from all the Boo Berry.
Murray: Berries are healthy. Pour it back.

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