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27Quotes from ‘George! George Glass!’

The Goldbergs: George! George Glass!

403. George! George Glass!

Aired October 5, 2016

Adam and Erica both invent fictitious love interests. Meanwhile, Barry is furious when Murray won't let him attend the Live Aid concert, and Beverly has had enough of Murray's stubbornness.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Dad, we need to have an insanely important talk. And if you say, "Go to your mother," there will be serious consequences.
Murray: Not listening. Go to your mother.
Barry: Okay, you know how all the awesome stuff happens in New York and L.A. and Florida, but never here?
Murray: You do know that Philadelphia is the birthplace of our country, right?
Barry: Enough with your folk tales, old man!

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Quote from Adam

Dave Kim: Just walk on over there and be like, "Yo, Waffles, remember me? Powdered sugar, sliced banana, side of sausage. Name's Adam Goldberg."
Adam: I can't say my name. It's too confusing. There's another Adam Goldberg in school. He's a senior. He told me in no uncertain terms that he's got dibs on the upper-class girls.
Dave Kim: Stop using the other Adam Goldberg as an excuse.

Quote from Erica

Evelyn Silver: You don't know which frat your boyfriend's in? Wait. Fast. What color are his eyes?
Erica: Breen.
Evelyn Silver: Breen? Oh, my God, are you George Glass-ing us?
Erica: George what? I mean, I don't even know what you're talking about.
Geoff: Come on. Erica, of all people, wouldn't need to make up a boyfriend.
Erica: Thank you, Geoff. I mean, I've never even seen "The Brady Bunch."
Geoff: Oh, you clearly just referenced the thing you said you didn't know, so now I feel sad for you.
Naked Rob: Me too.
Andy: It's all unraveling.
Evelyn Silver: Jordan Wahlberg! All you did was combine two names from New Kids on the Block! So cute.
Erica: It's not cute. It's real, and it's college, and breen is a color. It's brown mixed with green, so suck it.
Evelyn Silver: Well, I guess we'll believe it if and when we meet him.
Geoff: You know, my Nana says that sometimes wishing makes it so.
Erica: Your pity makes it worse.
Geoff: Agreed.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Look, I'm a stubborn guy. I can't change that.
Beverly: You can change, and you will.
Murray: It's an impossible ask.
Beverly: To start, you're taking me to Chi-Chi's, and I'm finally gonna try those sizzlin' "fa-gee-tas" everybody's raving about.
Murray: You know my rule about Mexican food. Can't do it.
Beverly: That's the whole point. You won't eat Mexican food 'cause once you had bad nachos at a Phillies game.
Murray: There was a war inside me, Bevy.
Beverly: That's on you for ordering beans and liquid cheese in an outdoor stadium in July.
Murray: I reject all Mexican foods forever.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I'm talking about now. It's called Live Aid. The world's biggest rock concert ever is happening here this weekend, and I need your car.
Murray: What's wrong with your van?
Barry: Doesn't start. I think it needs new spark plugs or gas or something. Point is, give me your keys and wallet. Hurry.

Quote from Murray

Murray: This concert's been all over the news. There's gonna be a million morons pouring into the city, each one with bad hair and worse ideas.
Barry: But I have the worst ideas! I should be there, too.
Murray: No way I'm allowing my car to be driven in that madness. It'll never return.
Barry: Do you even know who's performing at Live Aid?
Murray: I don't know, and more importantly, I don't care.
Barry: Rick Springfield, REO Speedwagon, the Hooters, Black Sabbath, RUN-D.M.C., Simple Minds, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Bernard Watson, Joan Baez, Four Tops, Billy Ocean, Bryan Adams, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, George Thorogood & the Destroyers, most of the Rolling Stones, all of Hall & Oates, Madonna, Phil Collins, Duran Duran, Eddie Kendricks and David Ruffin, Patti LaBelle, The Cars, Kenny Loggins, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Santana, Pretenders, Ashford & Simpson-
Murray: Ashford & Simpson?! I'm in!
Barry: Really?
Murray: No! None of these names mean anything to me!

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Mom! Talk some sense into this bad man. He's not letting me go to the world's most awesome concert.
Beverly: Well, if you're jonesing for some bitchin' tunes, what do you say we go to the Beach Boys concert, huh? "God only knows what I'd be without Schmoo"
Barry: Oh, my God, what are you singing?
Beverly: Come on, go on a Surfin' Safari with your mama. I got two tickets. Come.

Quote from Adam

Erica: Oh, my God! Do not "George Glass" anyone.
Adam: It's too late. My plan is already taking shape, and her name shall be Lampy Tableson.
Erica: Lampy's not a name.
Adam: She's foreign. She just transferred to Villanova from the University of Europe.
Pops: This Lampy sounds hot to trot.
Adam: Only a sad, desperate loser would stoop to George Glass-ing someone.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Ugh. So sad, you guys have to make up pretend lovers instead of knowing the joy of a authentic one. I'm talking about my longtime companion, Lainey. Sad.
Erica: Idiot. You had a fake girlfriend from Canada for three years.
Barry: Marian Lemieux wasn't fake! I met her at camp.
Erica: We went to the same camp. There was no Marian.
Barry: She spent all her time at the lake, but then had to leave for a modeling emergency. It happens!

Quote from Andy

Erica: Maybe it's not Omega Sig. I-It's Omega Beta. That's right. I'm tired.
Naked Rob: Actually, Omega Beta is a sorority. Yeah, we know because they put out a calendar every year.
Andy: It's quite tasteful, and the proceeds go to charity.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Well, well. It appears even my pathological sister can't pull off a George Glass.
Erica: Oh, and like you're doing any better?
Adam: In fact, I am. I have a romantic paintball date with Waffle Girl.
Erica: How is paintball romantic in any way?
Adam: Trust me, our love will be forged on the battlefield once she witnesses my unflinching courage and legendary bravery.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Aah! I'm so scared! That one grazed my hand a little. Don't hurt me! I'm just a little boy!

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Isn't this great, Mur? See how much fun we can have when you're not busy being a stubborn grump?
Murray: I have to admit, it's not that bad.
Waiter: And the chicken fajita for the lovely senorita. And for the senor-
Murray: Bup, bup. I ordered the steak "fa-gee-tas".
Waiter: My sincerest apologies, senor. Uh, no more steak fajitas.
Murray: No more steak "fa-gee-tas"?
Waiter: Murray, chicken's fine.
Murray: Those people over there, they were seated after us, and they got their steak "fa-gee-tas".
Beverly: This dinner is supposed to show me how not stubborn you are. Don't ruin it by being extra stubborn.
Murray: Look, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna go to every table with steak "fa-gee-tas", take one off their plate, put it on my plate. Problem solved.
Beverly: You take those chicken "fa-gee-tas" and put them in a corn tor-till-a right now, or I'm going home.
Murray: Well, then go-
Waiter: Excuse me.
Murray: Because I'm not leaving until my "fa-gee-tas" are good and steaked. End of story.

Quote from Adam

Pops: You made some headway on Operation Waffle Girl. Only took you four years, but worth the wait.
Adam: I want to ask her out again, preferably to something not paintball.
Beverly: Oh, no, you don't, Mister. No more Waffle Girl. She is much too old for you.
Adam: Mom, I'm an actual man now. A man with needs. And I'm gonna show Waffle Girl just how much of a man I am, and it's gonna get so freaky, that... She is right there behind me, isn't she? I will come back in an other four years.


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