‘Dance Party USA’
Season 2, Episode 22 - Aired April 29, 2015
After spending the day with the most awesome man he knows, Pops, Adam hopes that some of his good luck will rub off on him. But when Adam gambles big at school and loses, he must hand over all his toys to another kid. When Murray opens Adam's eyes to the truth about Pops' winning success, Beverly tries to stop Adam from losing his admiration for his cool grandfather. Meanwhile, Erica is excited to appear on a local TV dance show, but a case of pink eye from a contagious Barry threatens her dream.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Honestly, there should be a museum for the two of you. It'll be called the Schmoopie Center for Cuteness and I will be the curator, and people will line up for blocks just to delight in your deliciousness.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Hey you go, boys. Toad in the hole for my snuggle face. Raisin bran and prune juice for the coolest and most regular daddy I know.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: Look what you've got here. Nintardo.
Adam: What did you just call me?
Beverly: No. It's the thing you play all day long. Nintardo.
Adam: Oh my God, are you combining Nintendo and Atari into some horrible mom word?
Quote from Barry
Erica: Barry, this is going on TV. They don't want spazzy dancing freaks who lose their mind when the lunch lady runs out of pudding.
Barry: That only happened three times! They should know by now to fully stock the pudding.
Quote from Barry
Erica: God, Barry, the only thing worse than your moves is your gross eye.
Barry: It's just pink eye. Everyone gets it.
Erica: Everyone doesn't get it from a kaleidoscope they found under a bridge.
Barry: A goofy eye is well worth the colorful view of the world this baby's given me.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Come on baby, look in my good eye and give me one reason why.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Dance Party USA is the one chance I get to show everyone in school that I'm not just a pink-eyed loser dating some girl out of his league. They'll have to respect the guy who danced briefly on local television.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I'm just hoping one of these days some of your awesomeness will rub off on me.
Pops: What are you talking about? You're plenty awesome.
Adam: Not like you. Your life is a parade of money, free shrimp, and old ladies that you find hot and I find sad. You're the luckiest guy I know. It's like magic.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I'll explain in the car. I'm not allowed on school grounds for the next decade.
Quote from Murray
Adam: You were right, Pops isn't a hero. He's a fraud.
Murray: That's not what I meant. Listen, Pops may not be magic, but he's a terrific grandfather and he's always there for you.
Adam: But he still lied to me.
Murray: He exaggerated. That's what all grandfathers do. You know why? Because they want you to love them as much as they love you.