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24Quotes from ‘Dance Party USA’

The Goldbergs: Dance Party USA

222. Dance Party USA

Aired April 29, 2015

After spending the day with the most awesome man he knows, Pops, Adam hopes that some of his good luck will rub off on him. But when Adam gambles big at school and loses, he must hand over all his toys to another kid. When Murray opens Adam's eyes to the truth about Pops' winning success, Beverly tries to stop Adam from losing his admiration for his cool grandfather. Meanwhile, Erica is excited to appear on a local TV dance show, but a case of pink eye from a contagious Barry threatens her dream.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Honestly, there should be a museum for the two of you. It'll be called the Schmoopie Center for Cuteness and I will be the curator, and people will line up for blocks just to delight in your deliciousness.

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Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Hey you go, boys. Toad in the hole for my snuggle face. Raisin bran and prune juice for the coolest and most regular daddy I know.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Barry, this is going on TV. They don't want spazzy dancing freaks who lose their mind when the lunch lady runs out of pudding.
Barry: That only happened three times! They should know by now to fully stock the pudding.

Quote from Adam

Beverly: Look what you've got here. Nintardo.
Adam: What did you just call me?
Beverly: No. It's the thing you play all day long. Nintardo.
Adam: Oh my God, are you combining Nintendo and Atari into some horrible mom word?

Quote from Barry

Erica: God, Barry, the only thing worse than your moves is your gross eye.
Barry: It's just pink eye. Everyone gets it.
Erica: Everyone doesn't get it from a kaleidoscope they found under a bridge.
Barry: A goofy eye is well worth the colorful view of the world this baby's given me.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Come on baby, look in my good eye and give me one reason why.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Dance Party USA is the one chance I get to show everyone in school that I'm not just a pink-eyed loser dating some girl out of his league. They'll have to respect the guy who danced briefly on local television.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I'm just hoping one of these days some of your awesomeness will rub off on me.
Pops: What are you talking about? You're plenty awesome.
Adam: Not like you. Your life is a parade of money, free shrimp, and old ladies that you find hot and I find sad. You're the luckiest guy I know. It's like magic.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I'll explain in the car. I'm not allowed on school grounds for the next decade.

Quote from Murray

Adam: You were right, Pops isn't a hero. He's a fraud.
Murray: That's not what I meant. Listen, Pops may not be magic, but he's a terrific grandfather and he's always there for you.
Adam: But he still lied to me.
Murray: He exaggerated. That's what all grandfathers do. You know why? Because they want you to love them as much as they love you.

Quote from Erica

Erica: I'm glad you came to me with this. And I really appreciate your honesty. And now I hope you can appreciate mine. I think you're unappealing and gross.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Get away, I'm contagious!
Beverly: The only thing that's contagious are your sweet dance moves.

Quote from Murray

Murray: She just had her morning coffee. You go. I'll stay and be a body in the room for her.

Quote from Dave Kim

Garry: What'd your hot mom pack for lunch today?
Dave Kim: She is hot, dude. Dave Kim likes an hour-glass shape. It harkens back to Hollywood.
Adam: Shut up, Dave Kim.

Quote from Murray

Adam: I had a terrible day. I gambled pretty bad and I lost.
Murray: Well, hey, that's why you always keep a spare pair of underpants in your locker. That gem's for free.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Coach, I'm kinda going through some personal stuff, you have time to talk?
Coach: I'm not just your wrestling coach, Goldberg, I'm your life coach. Now drop and give me feelings.

Quote from Pops

Adam: What about all your legendary war stories? Are those true?
Pops: Well, mostly.
Adam: Did you karate kick Mussolini in the face?
Pops: No, but I was a very outspoken critic.

Quote from Erica

Erica: Happy to report that the dorks and dinks are afraid to talk to me again. All is right with the world.

Quote from Adam

Adam: What the hell is this?
Beverly: Oh, that's one of those, uh, robo change 'em ups you love so much.
Adam: This is a GoBot. I gambled away all my Transformers.
Beverly: And the difference would be?
Adam: This is a Transformer, and this is a GoBot. Look at the obvious difference!


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