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121. The Age of Darkness
Aired April 29, 2014
Erica is crushed when her first love, Drew Kremp, breaks up with her. Beverly sets out to console Erica, by fixing her up with somebody else. Meanwhile, Barry discovers a new video game and soon develops an unhealthy obsession with the game. Pops and Adam throw an intervention for Barry, but it isn't enough to stop Barry's craving from costing Adam one of his prized posessions.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Sweetie, you have to eat.
Erica: Food reminds me of Drew. He used to eat food.
Beverly: Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Listen, you've been spending way too much time at the arcade. You're on edge. You've been neglecting your schoolwork. You stopped showering.
Barry: Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?!
Quote from Erica
Erica: [Sobbing uncontrollably]
Beverly: Boopie, what's wrong? What is it? Come, sit. Tell mama.
Erica: [Whimpering and whining]
Beverly: What are you saying?
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: Are you physically hurt? Did someone drop something on you?
Erica: And then and then and then-
Beverly: I can't understand you.
Quote from Barry
Barry: She said Drew Kremp drove her home today in his sweet Mustang and dumped her out of nowhere.
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: How the hell did you understand her?
Barry: As most of you know, I've spent a majority of my life hysterical and emotionally out of control. I speak the language.
Erica: [Whimpering]
Barry: She'd like some hot tea with a little bit of honey.
Quote from Murray
Murray: The point is that I know there's no easy fix here, but all you need is time.
Erica: How much time?
Murray: I don't know. But I promise you that one day you're gonna wake up, and it just won't hurt as much.
Erica: I hope so. Thanks, daddy.
Murray: Really? I helped you?!
Erica: Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are.
Murray: Well, you're gonna be just fine. You are.
Quote from Pops
Barry: Well, you look like a million bucks. Speaking of a million bucks, can you float me a $20?
Pops: Is this for the arcade again? This is the fourth time this week. I got to cut you off, kiddo.
Barry: You can't cut me off. You're my grandfather! You're supposed to give me unconditional love and money until you pass!
Pops: I got three chicks on the string right now. I got to manage my cash flow.
Quote from Barry
Adam: My Falcon! You got it back?!
Barry: Dude, get off me! If you touch my torso again, I will smash your spaceship with my hands.
Quote from Erica
Drew Kremp: Listen, I know we've only been dating for a few weeks, but there's something I've got to ask you.
Erica: Huh?
Drew Kremp: Erica Elizabeth Goldberg, will you-
Erica: My middle name's Dorothy, but that that's okay. Uh, whatever you're gonna say, just say it.
Quote from Erica
Erica: It's like a slipper like a glass slipper, but it's not! It's a jacket!
Quote from Pops
Pops: I think she's on drugs. Are you hopped up on goofballs?
Erica: You're the cutest!
Quote from Murray
Murray: Peanut, believe me, it's his loss.
Erica: I am dead inside, and that's what you say to me?
Barry: She said she's dead inside.
Murray: I know what she said!
Quote from Barry
Adam: How'd they get a cartoon into a video game?
Barry: You're so dumb. They pour it in the top.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was called "Punch-Out!!" It combined everything my brother loved Video games, sports, and graphic, senseless violence.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Well, you better tell Drew not to take too long to figure things out 'cause Erica's got a lot of guys coming around. Lot of guys. And one girl. She's not gonna do anything about that, but, uh still flattering.
Quote from Pops
Barry: Hey! Pops-aroni, looking good. Did you lose some weight or just get a haircut?
Pops: Oh, what can I say? I've been hit by the handsome stick.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Hey, Ad-Rock! What do you say we go down to the arcade? It'll only cost you $20.
Adam: Sorry, I got a spelling test tomorrow.
Barry: Why are you being such a [Bleep] [Bleep]?
Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pops: Easy! Easy! Easy!
Barry: Sorry. Lost my cool. I'm fine.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Okay. I got money. I'll just cash in the $100 bond you gave me last year.
Pops: That doesn't mature for another 10 years. It's hardly worth anything right now.
Barry: You're a filthy liar, old man!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Hey, Dale. Guess who cashed in his $100 bond and is now sitting on 6 bucks of cold, hard change.
Quote from Beverly
Erica: Way to make it about you, mom.
Beverly: No, no, no. This is not about me. It's about you feeling better, so I can feel better. Make me feel better.