TV Quotes

Beverly: Sweetie, you have to eat.
Erica: Food reminds me of Drew. He used to eat food.
Beverly: Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother.

Adam: Listen, you've been spending way too much time at the arcade. You're on edge. You've been neglecting your schoolwork. You stopped showering.
Barry: Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?!

Murray: The point is that I know there's no easy fix here, but all you need is time.
Erica: How much time?
Murray: I don't know. But I promise you that one day you're gonna wake up, and it just won't hurt as much.
Erica: I hope so. Thanks, daddy.
Murray: Really? I helped you?!
Erica: Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are.
Murray: Well, you're gonna be just fine.You are.

Erica: [Sobbing uncontrollably]
Beverly: Boopie, what's wrong? What is it? Come, sit. Tell mama.
Erica: [Whimpering and whining]
Beverly: What are you saying?
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: Are you physically hurt? Did someone drop something on you?
Erica: And then and then and then-
Beverly: I can't understand you.

Barry: She said Drew Kremp drove her home today in his sweet Mustang and dumped her out of nowhere.
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: How the hell did you understand her?
Barry: As most of you know, I've spent a majority of my life hysterical and emotionally out of control. I speak the language.
Erica: [Whimpering]
Barry: She'd like some hot tea with a little bit of honey.

Barry: Well, you look like a million bucks. Speaking of a million bucks, can you float me a $20?
Pops: Is this for the arcade again? This is the fourth time this week. I got to cut you off, kiddo.
Barry: You can't cut me off. You're my grandfather! You're supposed to give me unconditional love and money until you pass!
Pops: I got three chicks on the string right now. I got to manage my cash flow.

Adam: My Falcon! You got it back?!
Barry: Dude, get off me! If you touch my torso again, I will smash your spaceship with my hands.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was called "Punch-Out!!" It combined everything my brother loved Video games, sports, and graphic, senseless violence.

Beverly: Well, you better tell Drew not to take too long to figure things out 'cause Erica's got a lot of guys coming around. Lot of guys. And one girl. She's not gonna do anything about that, but, uh still flattering.

Barry: A penny? Worthless! It's the garbage of money!

Barry: Hey! Pops-aroni, looking good. Did you lose some weight or just get a haircut?
Pops: Oh, what can I say? I've been hit by the handsome stick.

Barry: Hey, Ad-Rock! What do you say we go down to the arcade? It'll only cost you $20.
Adam: Sorry, I got a spelling test tomorrow.
Barry: Why are you being such a [Bleep] [Bleep]?
Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pops: Easy! Easy! Easy!
Barry: Sorry. Lost my cool. I'm fine.

Barry: Okay. I got money. I'll just cash in the $100 bond you gave me last year.
Pops: That doesn't mature for another 10 years. It's hardly worth anything right now.
Barry: You're a filthy liar, old man!

Barry: Hey, Dale. Guess who cashed in his $100 bond and is now sitting on 6 bucks of cold, hard change.

Erica: Way to make it about you, mom.
Beverly: No, no, no. This is not about me. It's about you feeling better, so I can feel better. Make me feel better.

Beverly: He goes to Penn, he's a classics major, and he drives a way cooler car than Drew.
Erica: Cooler than a Mustang 5.0?
Beverly: Yes, a Saab.
Erica: A Saab? What the hell is that?
Beverly: It's Swedish. It's sporty. It's got a key in the middle, next to the armrest. It's like a spaceship.

Pops: Barry, you're scrounging around for quarters right now.
Barry: No, I'm not. I was looking for this fork. 'Cause I'm gonna eat coleslaw. Does that mean I'm addicted to coleslaw, too?
Pops: I don't know. I don't care anymore. This whole thing's gotten very weird.

Bruce: I don't even know this girl, all right? My dad is her mom's podiatrist! The only reason I agreed to go out with her is 'cause he said I could use his Saab!
Drew: Well, that's a real sob story, am I right?
Erica: You're such an ass, Drew. I love you.
Drew: What?
Erica: Nothing.

Murray: There you are. Your mom and I couldn't decide who you'd be more annoyed to see. We talked about it for a while, and here I am.

Barry: Hi. My name is Barry Norman Goldberg. I'm addicted to arcade games.

Drew Kremp: Listen, I know we've only been dating for a few weeks, but there's something I've got to ask you.
Erica: Huh?
Drew Kremp: Erica Elizabeth Goldberg, will you-
Erica: My middle name's Dorothy, but that that's okay. Uh, whatever you're gonna say, just say it.

Erica: It's like a slipper like a glass slipper, but it's not! It's a jacket!

Pops: I think she's on drugs. Are you hopped up on goofballs?
Erica: You're the cutest!

Murray: Peanut, believe me, it's his loss.
Erica: I am dead inside, and that's what you say to me?
Barry: She said she's dead inside.
Murray: I know what she said!

Adam: How'd they get a cartoon into a video game?
Barry: You're so dumb. They pour it in the top.