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33Quotes from ‘The Age of Darkness’

The Goldbergs: The Age of Darkness

121. The Age of Darkness

Aired April 29, 2014

Erica is crushed when her first love, Drew Kremp, breaks up with her. Beverly sets out to console Erica, by fixing her up with somebody else. Meanwhile, Barry discovers a new video game and soon develops an unhealthy obsession with the game. Pops and Adam throw an intervention for Barry, but it isn't enough to stop Barry's craving from costing Adam one of his prized posessions.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Sweetie, you have to eat.
Erica: Food reminds me of Drew. He used to eat food.
Beverly: Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother.

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Quote from Barry

Adam: Listen, you've been spending way too much time at the arcade. You're on edge. You've been neglecting your schoolwork. You stopped showering.
Barry: Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?!

Quote from Murray

Murray: The point is that I know there's no easy fix here, but all you need is time.
Erica: How much time?
Murray: I don't know. But I promise you that one day you're gonna wake up, and it just won't hurt as much.
Erica: I hope so. Thanks, daddy.
Murray: Really? I helped you?!
Erica: Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are.
Murray: Well, you're gonna be just fine.You are.

Quote from Erica

Erica: [Sobbing uncontrollably]
Beverly: Boopie, what's wrong? What is it? Come, sit. Tell mama.
Erica: [Whimpering and whining]
Beverly: What are you saying?
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: Are you physically hurt? Did someone drop something on you?
Erica: And then and then and then-
Beverly: I can't understand you.

Quote from Barry

Barry: She said Drew Kremp drove her home today in his sweet Mustang and dumped her out of nowhere.
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: How the hell did you understand her?
Barry: As most of you know, I've spent a majority of my life hysterical and emotionally out of control. I speak the language.
Erica: [Whimpering]
Barry: She'd like some hot tea with a little bit of honey.

Quote from Pops

Barry: Well, you look like a million bucks. Speaking of a million bucks, can you float me a $20?
Pops: Is this for the arcade again? This is the fourth time this week. I got to cut you off, kiddo.
Barry: You can't cut me off. You're my grandfather! You're supposed to give me unconditional love and money until you pass!
Pops: I got three chicks on the string right now. I got to manage my cash flow.

Quote from Barry

Adam: My Falcon! You got it back?!
Barry: Dude, get off me! If you touch my torso again, I will smash your spaceship with my hands.

Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was called "Punch-Out!!" It combined everything my brother loved Video games, sports, and graphic, senseless violence.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Well, you better tell Drew not to take too long to figure things out 'cause Erica's got a lot of guys coming around. Lot of guys. And one girl. She's not gonna do anything about that, but, uh still flattering.

Quote from Barry

Barry: A penny? Worthless! It's the garbage of money!

Quote from Pops

Barry: Hey! Pops-aroni, looking good. Did you lose some weight or just get a haircut?
Pops: Oh, what can I say? I've been hit by the handsome stick.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Hey, Ad-Rock! What do you say we go down to the arcade? It'll only cost you $20.
Adam: Sorry, I got a spelling test tomorrow.
Barry: Why are you being such a [Bleep] [Bleep]?
Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Pops: Easy! Easy! Easy!
Barry: Sorry. Lost my cool. I'm fine.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Okay. I got money. I'll just cash in the $100 bond you gave me last year.
Pops: That doesn't mature for another 10 years. It's hardly worth anything right now.
Barry: You're a filthy liar, old man!

Quote from Barry

Barry: Hey, Dale. Guess who cashed in his $100 bond and is now sitting on 6 bucks of cold, hard change.

Quote from Beverly

Erica: Way to make it about you, mom.
Beverly: No, no, no. This is not about me. It's about you feeling better, so I can feel better. Make me feel better.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: He goes to Penn, he's a classics major, and he drives a way cooler car than Drew.
Erica: Cooler than a Mustang 5.0?
Beverly: Yes, a Saab.
Erica: A Saab? What the hell is that?
Beverly: It's Swedish. It's sporty. It's got a key in the middle, next to the armrest. It's like a spaceship.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Barry, you're scrounging around for quarters right now.
Barry: No, I'm not. I was looking for this fork. 'Cause I'm gonna eat coleslaw. Does that mean I'm addicted to coleslaw, too?
Pops: I don't know. I don't care anymore. This whole thing's gotten very weird.

Quote from Erica

Bruce: I don't even know this girl, all right? My dad is her mom's podiatrist! The only reason I agreed to go out with her is 'cause he said I could use his Saab!
Drew: Well, that's a real sob story, am I right?
Erica: You're such an ass, Drew. I love you.
Drew: What?
Erica: Nothing.

Quote from Murray

Murray: There you are. Your mom and I couldn't decide who you'd be more annoyed to see. We talked about it for a while, and here I am.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Hi. My name is Barry Norman Goldberg. I'm addicted to arcade games.

Quote from Erica

Drew Kremp: Listen, I know we've only been dating for a few weeks, but there's something I've got to ask you.
Erica: Huh?
Drew Kremp: Erica Elizabeth Goldberg, will you-
Erica: My middle name's Dorothy, but that that's okay. Uh, whatever you're gonna say, just say it.

Quote from Erica

Erica: It's like a slipper like a glass slipper, but it's not! It's a jacket!

Quote from Pops

Pops: I think she's on drugs. Are you hopped up on goofballs?
Erica: You're the cutest!

Quote from Murray

Murray: Peanut, believe me, it's his loss.
Erica: I am dead inside, and that's what you say to me?
Barry: She said she's dead inside.
Murray: I know what she said!

Quote from Barry

Adam: How'd they get a cartoon into a video game?
Barry: You're so dumb. They pour it in the top.


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