‘The Age of Darkness’
Season 1, Episode 21 - Aired April 29, 2014
Erica is crushed when her first love, Drew Kremp, breaks up with her. Beverly sets out to console Erica, by fixing her up with somebody else. Meanwhile, Barry discovers a new video game and soon develops an unhealthy obsession with the game. Pops and Adam throw an intervention for Barry, but it isn't enough to stop Barry's craving from costing Adam one of his prized posessions.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Sweetie, you have to eat.
Erica: Food reminds me of Drew. He used to eat food.
Beverly: Baby, if you don't eat, then I have failed as a mother.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Listen, you've been spending way too much time at the arcade. You're on edge. You've been neglecting your schoolwork. You stopped showering.
Barry: Who showers every day?! What am I, the governor?!
Quote from Erica
Erica: [Sobbing uncontrollably]
Beverly: Boopie, what's wrong? What is it? Come, sit. Tell mama.
Erica: [Whimpering and whining]
Beverly: What are you saying?
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: Are you physically hurt? Did someone drop something on you?
Erica: And then and then and then-
Beverly: I can't understand you.
Quote from Barry
Barry: She said Drew Kremp drove her home today in his sweet Mustang and dumped her out of nowhere.
Erica: [Whining]
Murray: How the hell did you understand her?
Barry: As most of you know, I've spent a majority of my life hysterical and emotionally out of control. I speak the language.
Erica: [Whimpering]
Barry: She'd like some hot tea with a little bit of honey.
Quote from Murray
Murray: The point is that I know there's no easy fix here, but all you need is time.
Erica: How much time?
Murray: I don't know. But I promise you that one day you're gonna wake up, and it just won't hurt as much.
Erica: I hope so. Thanks, daddy.
Murray: Really? I helped you?!
Erica: Yeah, I am just as surprised as you are.
Murray: Well, you're gonna be just fine. You are.
Quote from Pops
Barry: Well, you look like a million bucks. Speaking of a million bucks, can you float me a $20?
Pops: Is this for the arcade again? This is the fourth time this week. I got to cut you off, kiddo.
Barry: You can't cut me off. You're my grandfather! You're supposed to give me unconditional love and money until you pass!
Pops: I got three chicks on the string right now. I got to manage my cash flow.
Quote from Barry
Adam: My Falcon! You got it back?!
Barry: Dude, get off me! If you touch my torso again, I will smash your spaceship with my hands.
Quote from Erica
Drew Kremp: Listen, I know we've only been dating for a few weeks, but there's something I've got to ask you.
Erica: Huh?
Drew Kremp: Erica Elizabeth Goldberg, will you-
Erica: My middle name's Dorothy, but that that's okay. Uh, whatever you're gonna say, just say it.
Quote from Erica
Erica: It's like a slipper like a glass slipper, but it's not! It's a jacket!
Quote from Pops
Pops: I think she's on drugs. Are you hopped up on goofballs?
Erica: You're the cutest!