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Big Baby Ball

‘Big Baby Ball’

Season 2, Episode 6 -  Aired November 12, 2014

After Adam's hit in the face by a dodgeball in gym class, Beverly marches down to the school to Adam from playing dodgeball. Following her intervention, Coach Meller singles Adam out at class. Even after making things worse for Adam, Beverly can't help but mix in again, and she manages to get the Coach fired from the school. Meanwhile, Barry can't handle it when Erica finally beats him at a new board game, Trivial Pursuit.

Quote from Barry

Erica: You sure seem to know a lot of stuff all of a sudden.
Barry: There's no reason to be "patronibing".


Quote from Barry

Pops: Um, I don't think I want to be here for this.
Barry: You shall witness the battle, old man! I mean I cherish our time together. Please, sit.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Murray: So, is this what you're doing for money?
Coach Mellor: For now. Turns out there's not a great demand for a phys-ed specialist in the middle of the school year.
Murray: I don't mean to tell you your business, but I don't think that's the right address.
Coach Mellor: It is not. I lost my 3.
Murray: You know, I know my wife can get carried away with things, and I just want to let you know, I'm really sorry about all this.
Coach Mellor: Don't be. Your wife plays hard. I respect a winner. She's a good woman who does not know the word "quit". Although she does know the word "fired."

Quote from Barry

Barry: Oh, hello. I did not see you sitting there.
Erica: We're not sitting. What you're doing is called sitting.
Barry: Potato, potato.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Don't blame me! This game is impossible and has no point!
Erica: What's the point of mouse trap?
Barry: To boot a marble down a flight of stairs onto a slide and into a bathtub, which in turn, another balls falls onto a see-saw, backflipping an old man into a kiddie pool, causing a trap to fall on a mouse! Duh!
Pops: That he knows.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: How much does it hurt, schmoo? On a pain scale from 1 to 10, how much?
Adam: Um, I'd say fi... (Murray signalling lower) ... Three ... One? One!
Beverly: It should be zero. I also would have accepted the word "nothing." I'm marching down there first thing.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Oh. Hello, again. I did not see you sitting there.
Erica: Again, you're the one sitting.
Barry: Potato, tomato.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Face it this is one game you can't win. Say I'm better than you. Say it.
Barry: Never! I will do everything in my power to learn knowledge. I will go to school, and I will read books, and I will study art, and I will drink in life just so I can beat you at this board game!
Pops: He should probably do all that stuff regardless.

Quote from Pops

Barry: I've been thinking. We've completely lost track of what board games are all about family fun. That's why I invented a new gaming experience for the whole family to enjoy. I call it Barry-nopoly.
Erica: "Do a freestyle rap as good as big tasty or nunchuck better than Barry"?
Barry: I've made sure it caters to all our strengths. For you, trivia. Physical challenges for myself. And for pops, frequent bathroom breaks.
Pops: I like this game.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Yes! In your face!
Barry: This game is rigged!
Erica: It's your game, and I still beat you! Say it, I'm better than you in every way.
Barry: Fine! You're better than me. You're smart and you're cool and everyone likes you. And I'm nothing. Congrats.

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