Erica: You sure seem to know a lot of stuff all of a sudden.
Barry: There's no reason to be "patronibing".

Pops: Um, I don't think I want to be here for this.
Barry: You shall witness the battle, old man! I mean I cherish our time together. Please, sit.

Murray: So, is this what you're doing for money?
Coach Mellor: For now. Turns out there's not a great demand for a phys-ed specialist in the middle of the school year.
Murray: I don't mean to tell you your business, but I don't think that's the right address.
Coach Mellor: It is not. I lost my 3.
Murray: You know, I know my wife can get carried away with things, and I just want to let you know, I'm really sorry about all this.
Coach Mellor: Don't be. Your wife plays hard. I respect a winner. She's a good woman who does not know the word "quit". Although she does know the word "fired."

Barry: Oh, hello. I did not see you sitting there.
Erica: We're not sitting. What you're doing is called sitting.
Barry: Potato, potato.

Barry: Don't blame me! This game is impossible and has no point!
Erica: What's the point of mouse trap?
Barry: To boot a marble down a flight of stairs onto a slide and into a bathtub, which in turn, another balls falls onto a see-saw, backflipping an old man into a kiddie pool, causing a trap to fall on a mouse! Duh!
Pops: That he knows.

Beverly: How much does it hurt, schmoo? On a pain scale from 1 to 10, how much?
Adam: Um, I'd say fi... (Murray signalling lower) ... Three ... One? One!
Beverly: It should be zero. I also would have accepted the word "nothing." I'm marching down there first thing.

Barry: Oh. Hello, again. I did not see you sitting there.
Erica: Again, you're the one sitting.
Barry: Potato, tomato.

Erica: Face it this is one game you can't win. Say I'm better than you. Say it.
Barry: Never! I will do everything in my power to learn knowledge. I will go to school, and I will read books, and I will study art, and I will drink in life just so I can beat you at this board game!
Pops: He should probably do all that stuff regardless.

Barry: I've been thinking. We've completely lost track of what board games are all about family fun. That's why I invented a new gaming experience for the whole family to enjoy. I call it Barry-nopoly.
Erica: "Do a freestyle rap as good as big tasty or nunchuck better than Barry"?
Barry: I've made sure it caters to all our strengths. For you, trivia. Physical challenges for myself. And for pops, frequent bathroom breaks.
Pops: I like this game.

Erica: Yes! In your face!
Barry: This game is rigged!
Erica: It's your game, and I still beat you! Say it, I'm better than you in every way.
Barry: Fine! You're better than me. You're smart and you're cool and everyone likes you. And I'm nothing. Congrats.