‘Happy Mom, Happy Life’
Season 2, Episode 15 - Aired March 4, 2015
When Dana and Adam are assigned a Cabbage Patch Kid to take care of as if it were a child, Beverly's interference as a grand-smother threatens their project. Meanwhile, Erica is annoyed that Lainey is spending all her time with Barry. To get back at him, Erica takes over the JTP, but being leader has its unexpected consequences.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ssh, baby's sleeping. Just kidding. Her eyes are wide open all the time.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Pack up your toys and move to another town, the life you've built here is over.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Well, only the best for my girl, Dana, and our little girl, Ripley.
Dana: Ripley?
Adam: It's a classic girl's name. Also happens to be Sigourney Weaver's bad-ass character in Alien.
Quote from Adam
Dana: How about one that will make us both happy? Leia?
Adam: Leia DeLorean Goldberg. I love it!
Quote from Barry
Lainey: God, I'm so sorry, Erica. I totally forgot. Me and Barry decided we were going to stay in and have a romantic evening together.
Barry: I've been holding in a fart this whole time.
Lainey: Aww.
Quote from Murray
Murray: You never side with your mother over your lady, you moron.
Quote from Barry
Barry: You can't call her Big E. That's way too close to Big Tasty. It'll cause marketplace confusion.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Okay, there are some ugly accusations flying about. And if that's not Myrna, then I have failed as a grandmother.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: How about a toast to the world's greatest mom?
Beverly: Somebody call me? No? Okay.