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20Quotes from ‘Goldbergs Feel Hard’

The Goldbergs: Goldbergs Feel Hard

224. Goldbergs Feel Hard

Aired May 13, 2015

As Erica prepares to leave for a summer music school program, Beverly throws her a going-away party. When Murray struggles to follow Beverly's heart-felt message of love for Erica, Beverly thinks they need to express how they feel about each other before she leaves for the summer. Meanwhile, Adam decides to tell his girlfriend, Dana, how he feels about her before she spends the summer in Seattle, and Barry takes over as the school mascot in an attempt to be closer to Lainey after things get awkward between them.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: And I'm not saying other people don't love their children, I'm just saying I love mine way more than they love theirs. So, to sum it all up, Momma Hawk's gonna miss Baby Bird.

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Quote from Murray

Murray: Okay, you're rage-cleaning. Before you wipe a hole in the counter, tell me what I did.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Surprise! It's Barry!
Lainey: Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Barry: I'm the fighting quaker! I thought dressing in a giant, rubber Donald Sutherland head would be the perfect way of making things less weird between us.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I love you, Boopie. I love you so much. Hey you, with the window open, tell my baby I love him. Adam if you need to make, call me. I'll pick you up.

Quote from Barry

Barry: So, this is what you do. You march up to Dana. You gently cup her beautiful face in your hands. Look deep into her brown eyes. And attack her one weakness. Like, "You've got Gremlin ears, girl."
Pops: Don't do that.
Barry: Do that!
Pops: Don't do that.

Quote from Murray

Murray: That was my first and last "I Love You", ever!

Quote from Erica

Murray: Is that a new jacket?
Erica: It is. I love you, Dad.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Son, I've been here a long time and I've seen kids pull that fire alarm for a lot of different reasons. What's yours? Pop quiz in chemistry?
Adam: No.
Coach Mellor: Arousing daydream?
Adam: No!
Coach Mellor: Inner-fart that fooled you?
Adam: Worse.
Coach Mellor: Ooh. I'm intrigued.

Quote from Barry

Adam: I gotta do something. Dana and her family are going away for the summer. What if she meets a guy while she's in Seattle?
Barry: Why are you worried about some dude from Canada?

Quote from Coach Mellor

Coach Mellor: Just because I wear the same kind of shorts every day doesn't mean I don't wear many hats.

Quote from Barry

Barry: You can't tell a girl you love her. It ruins everything. Trust me.
Pops: Please don't trust him.
Barry: Love is dangerous and it can injure people. Like a ninja riding on a sabre-tooth tiger.
Pops: Please don't trust him.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Speech! Speech! Tell your daughter how you feel. (To Lainey) This is gonna be so uncomfortable. Speech! Speech!

Quote from Pops

Pops: You really should go tell your daughter you love her.
Murray: You weren't in the room. How do you even know this?
Pops: You basically yell everything you say. And, for the record, I completely agree with Beverly.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Hey.
Erica: Hey?
Murray: You seem surprised to see me here.
Erica: Well, you usually don't make it this far down the hallway.
Murray: Yeah, well, it's not really on the way to anything.

Quote from Erica

Murray: I'm just saying I love you.
Erica: Are you sick or something?
Murray: No.
Erica: Did you gamble away my college fund?
Murray: That's nuts. Where'd you get that from?
Erica: Well, I know you and mom aren't getting divorced, because your survival depends on her. So what is this? You're freaking me out.

Quote from Murray

Murray: It's nothing, damn it. I just wanted to say I love you.
Erica: Okay. Thanks.

Quote from Pops

Murray: My feelings aren't hurt. I just discovered that I'm not my daughter's cup of tea.
Pops: That would honestly rock me to the core.
Murray: Yeah, well.
Pops: I mean that's a rejection of you both as a father and a human being.
Murray: It's fine.
Pops: You'd think she'd say it just to be polite.

Quote from Erica

Erica: Mom, stop rage-juicing.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Isn't it great? He's telling his girl he loves her with baked goods.


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