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20Quotes from ‘DannyDonnieJoeJonJordan’

The Goldbergs: DannyDonnieJoeJonJordan

210. DannyDonnieJoeJonJordan

Aired January 7, 2015

After falling boxes trap Murray in the garage, he demands Beverly get rid of everything except for one trunk. When the trunk goes missing, Murray becomes sentimental about what was inside while Erica has trouble parting with her New Kids on the Block memorabilia. Learning of their sister’s former obsession, Adam and Barry tease Erica to a new level resulting in a surprising turn for the brothers

Quote from Erica

Erica: Look, it's Barry's baby helmet.
Barry: No! I thought we gave that back to the institute.
Erica: You were so cute with your little flat head. I used to rest my Kool-Aid on you. Oh my gosh, it's a picture of you all helmeted up. This is gonna look great in the year book.

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Quote from Pops

Murray: What the hell is this?
Pops: You said Adam drew a potato family.
Murray: Not actual potatoes. Potato shaped. And what are they doing on a farm?
Pops: Where else would a potato family live?

Quote from Erica

Erica: Aww, is pudgy little Adam still too scared to make poo-poos now?

Quote from Murray

Murray: It's supposed to say babby. I love you babby!
Pops: What the hell is a babby?
Murray: I'm the babby!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: No, no, Gabe. This will be a strictly cash transaction. No paper trail that way.
Gabe: Uh, that's kinda weird, but okay.
Beverly: See, I had all these pieces of my kids in these boxes, and somebody tried to take them away from me. We can't have that, can we, Gabe?

Quote from Barry

Barry: I always knew one day a good thing would happen to me. And that day is now.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Don't steeple your fingers. I'm steepling mine. We can't both do it.

Quote from Adam

Adam: If anybody should be steepling it should be me. Your fingers are weird!
Barry: What? No they're not. What are you talking about? How's that weird?
Adam: How can you say that with a straight face?
Barry: I don't think it's that weird, man.
Adam: They're like witches fingers!

Quote from Murray

Beverly: How do you not feel anything?
Murray: I'll tell you how, and it's simple. Our children are not talented.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: It's not crap. Every box is filled with priceless family memories. Each one more valuable than the next.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: It's his little hand preserved for ever.
Murray: He still has a hand! Adam, come down here and show your mother your hand.
Beverly: No, now it's all huge and gangly. Don't you miss those little chubby hands?

Quote from Murray

Murray: That's it. I'm cleaning this whole place out.
Erica: No! Where am I gonna hide my six-pack of ... homework?
Barry: And the magazines I'm holding for a friend.
Murray: Hide it in the woods, like every other kid. All of this crap has got to go!

Quote from Barry

Barry: How?
Adam: Slight of hand. And you thought magic camp was for dorks.
Barry: I still do. But good work.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Joey? If anything, you're a Jordan, 'cause your voice is all high and you're cocky when you shouldn't be.
Adam: Oh yeah? Well you're a Danny!
Barry: Please, I'm Donnie, the bad boy and you know it.

Quote from Barry

Barry: I'm gonna go cut off the sleeves of my jean jacket, and you go gather some jean vests, and that'll really stick it to her.

Quote from Erica

Adam: New Kids third row center?
Erica: Look, I thought we could go. Sure, I'm too old to like them, and you're dudes, but everybody has that band they listen to in secret. So why can't we just go to that concert and own it?

Quote from Pops

Murray: It's too good. Do it again and do it worse.
Pops: Hey, I've got talent, I can't suppress it. In fact, if you don't want my potato family, perhaps the New Yorker will.


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