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A Peck of Familial Love

‘A Peck of Familial Love’

Season 9, Episode 13 -  Aired February 2, 2022

Adam and Brea try to jump straight to the just being friends stage after breaking up. Meanwhile, Barry and Erica are surprised how close Geoff and his sister are.

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Cool! Driving gloves!
Joanne: Yeah.
Geoff: Hope they don't turn me into Mario Andretti!
Erica: I think it'll be okay. You haven't made a left turn in three years.
Geoff: That's true.


Quote from Barry

Erica: What the hell, dude? I don't wanna be mean, but you and your family are straight-up freaks!
Geoff: That's incredibly mean, and why?
Barry: Dude, who's a better kisser... your sister, my sister? It's a trick question. It's your father. [chuckles] I'm dying.
Erica: I think you even enjoyed smooching them. Your dad definitely did... his eyes twinkled.
Geoff: Of course he did. He loves us and wants to express it.
Barry: Big time. [as Lou] "Geoffrey! Bring your puffy mouth pillows over here! Your father wants everyone's smackers to meet!"
Geoff: Okay, that's incredibly accurate in voice and demeanor, but the words are all wrong.

Quote from Erica

Erica: I wanna do Lou.
Geoff: Please don't.
Erica: [as Lou] "Geoffrey, I demand we go to first base as a family!"
Barry: [as Lou] "Geoffrey, canoodle with your father!"
Erica: "Geoffrey, bite my neck a little. Let me know that you're flirty but dangerous!"
Geoff: Okay. That seems way too far.
Erica: And yet there's still more. "Geoffrey, we're both eye men, but today we become lip men! Come give your papa some action!"
Barry: That's your father! He gives you affection!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Mama will make it better.
Adam: Gah! Where did you come from?!
Beverly: A good mama's always just a few meters behind her babies.
Adam: I don't think that's right. And why meters?

Quote from Matt

Andy: I don't know, Bar. I mean, all of us have pretty good relationships with our families.
Matt: My sister is my best friend. I tell her things I wouldn't even tell you guys. We even have a secret language. Well, not that secret... it's Spanish.

Quote from Andy

Andy: And the Cogans are a tiny people, but our hugging arms are huge.

Quote from Naked Rob

Naked Rob: I don't have a sister, but, uh, if I did, we'd hold hands. Sometimes I draw us together. The family therapist recommended stopping.

Quote from Dave Kim

Dave Kim: Scandalous news! You know how you and Brea decided to be friends?
Adam: I'm fairly aware, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: I think Brea's moved on faster than you. I intercepted this note Walls and her were passing back and forth in history.
Adam: Why is it sticky?
Dave Kim: I spilled marmalade on it.
Emmy: Why are you eating marmalade in class?
Dave Kim: Just read the note.
Adam: "Hey, do you wanna go to the Valentine's dance..." The jam obscured the rest.
Dave Kim: Marmalade's not a jam. Sure, it combines the sweetness of a jam with the bitterness of citrus peel...
Emmy: Enough marmalade talk, Dave Kim!

Quote from Barry

Barry: You know what would make tonight extra special?
Geoff: Oh, please don't do what I think you're definitely gonna do.
Barry: [as Lou] "Geoffrey! Pretend I'm Richard Dawson and you're an entire lady family!"
Erica: [as Lou] "Geoffrey, the bottle's pointing at Papa again!"
Barry: "Geoffrey! Drive me to the overlook in your van for some light necking!"
Erica: "Geoffrey, I just popped in a Certs and a Luther Vandross cassette."

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: How would it feel if I did an impersonation of your mom? [as Beverly] "Schmoopie-poopies! I made you in my body, and I can't get enough snuggies and huggies!"
Beverly: Hello, Geoffrey.
Geoff: Aah!
Beverly: You think the affection I have for my children is something to be mocked?
Barry: What's your problem, dude?
Erica: Not cool. That's our mom.

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