Pops: Come on. Let's go see Adam West on the big screen before your dad ruins it forever.
Adam: Actually, the new movie stars Michael Keaton.
Pops: The guy who plays Beetle-Buzz?
Adam: Beetlejuice.
Pops: Beetle-Jazz can't be Batm'n.

Murray: Let's get something straight, little missy. Graduating from Penn State is the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Erica: Too bad, Dad. I'm going to Carnegie Mellon.
Murray: You are going to Penn State. It is cheaper, it's more affordable, and it costs less.
Erica: That's the same thing said three different ways!

Pops: Batm'n.
Adam: Batman.
Pops: That's what I said. Batm'n.
Adam: No, you're saying "Batm'n." Listen. I'm Batman!
Pops: I'm Batm'n.
Adam: I'm Batman!
Pops: I'm Batm'n.
Adam: I'm Batman! I'm Batman!
Pops: I'm Batm'n.

Barry: Well, well, well. If it isn't Adamander Goldberg in the flesh.
Adam: Adamander?
Barry: We need to talk, my friend.
Adam: You think Adam is short for Adamander?
Barry: It's time to pay the piper.
Adam: Do you think it's like Alexander?
Barry: Forget the name!

Beverly: College dropout?! I'm married to a college dropout?!
Murray: You're a college dropout.
Beverly: I dropped out to marry you, dropout!

Erica: You both lectured me my entire life on how important college is, and now I find out that neither of you even graduated?
Murray: I was one credit short. You know, if I eat 99% of a sandwich, I still ate a sandwich!

Erica: Son of a bitch! I got rejected.
Beverly: Carnegie Mellon rejected my baby? (scoffs) Well, I'm never buying another melon! From this moment on, this family eats tree fruits only. No more scoopable fruits. You hear me?

Adam: Pops, I have the biggest news in your 80-some years of life. A Batman movie's coming out, and it's going to be awesome.
Pops: Batm'n? I'm in. Me and your dad love the old Adam West TV show. Didn't we, Murray?
Murray: (As Adam West) It appears to me, Commissioner Gordon, that the Joker, Riddler, and the Catwoman have escaped.
Adam: What is that? What is he doing?
Pops: I think that's Adam West as Batm'n.
Murray: Your inability to identify this spot-on impression is criminal.

Murray: (as Adam West) There is only one Caped Crusader, and that is me.
Adam: Stop it!
Barry: Why is he doing that weird voice?
Adam: 'Cause we're going to see "Batman."
Barry: I've been waiting to see that for months. I'm gonna grab my coat and pound a couple of Jolts want to make sure I'm really wired when I yell things back at the screen.
Murray: It appears the Batcave is all mine to watch the Bat-Television in my Bat-Underpants.

Barry: What the hell? You guys ditched me, now I'm walking around like a schmuck, begging strangers to move over?
Pops: We were just so excited to see the movie. You get it.
Barry: I don't get it! Where's my seat?
Adam: I think there's a couple seats in the front row.
Barry: So you expect me to sit alone in the front row, craning my neck up at the giant screen like putz-bag?