‘The Ring’
Season 1, Episode 5 - Aired October 22, 2013
When Erica and Barry help Murray clear out the garage, they find a treasure trove of Murray's old love letters. The only problem is they're not for Beverly, but a woman he was previously engaged to, Anita. Beverly already knew about Murray's previous relationship, but after she pokes around she learns something surprising about her engagement ring. Meanwhile, after Adam's attempt to impress his neighbor, Dana Caldwell, fall flat, he seeks Pops' advice. After listening to Pops, Adam tries a big romantic gesture to win Dava over.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Pfft. Why are you asking Pops for help when you got all the resources you need right here?
Adam: You don't know anything about girls.
Barry: I know a ton. I've got a super hot girlfriend.
Adam: Yeah, from Canada that no one's ever seen.
Barry: 'Cause I met her at camp, ya sausage gobbler!
Quote from Murray
Beverly: How could you give me her ring?
Murray: What do you think I'm made of, diamonds? You can't just return these!
Quote from Barry
Erica: Really? 'Cause I thought you were in the large-chested girl bunk.
Barry: Original.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Think you can help me out with some girl stuff?
Pops: What happened to Miss Canada?
Barry: Long distance. It's killing us. We never talk, and when we do, we fight.
Pops: She's not real.
Quote from Adam
Pops: I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt here, but I gotta say, this looks weird.
Adam: It's not weird. I'm just filming a girl I like. To play the tape back later to practice talking to her.
Pops: Oh boy.
Adam: It's weird.
Quote from Murray
Murray: All right, anything under ten dollars, toss. All that crappy art from when you were kids, toss.
Quote from Murray
Barry: "There is no me, only us My sweet Anita"? What? It says here you were gonna have a wedding? Anita?
Erica: Who's Anita?
Barry: Oh, I see what's going on here. You have a secret family.
Murray: If I had a secret family, why would I be standing here talking to you people?
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I thought I could keep a straight face, but I can't.
Murray: So you're not mad at me?
Beverly: No, I'm worried. How are your loins? Have they stopped burning? Is your heart still aflutter?
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: He writes romantic stuff to me all the time. Look, here's my birthday card.
Erica: "X O X O Murray."
Beverly: Well, the Xs are for kisses, and the Os for hugs. And Murray is who it's from. Doesn't matter what he writes. We are more in love than ever.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Is this one of those Soviet bikes? 'Cause I only deal with American equipment. U.S.A!
Dana: Maybe I'll just have my dad fix it.
Adam: Makes sense. Keep it in the family.