‘In Conclusion, Thanksgiving’
Season 3, Episode 8 - Aired November 18, 2015
Beverly insists the entire family gather for the holiday, but tension builds when brother-in-law Marvin tricks Pop-Pop into thinking Thanksgiving was at his house. Meanwhile, Pops passes the torch to Barry and Erica to give the holiday toast, resulting in them trying to one-up each other.
Quote from Barry
Barry: So, that's when Chris Columbo married Pocahontas and they feasted on corn. Or maize, named after its amazing taste after you add butter.
Quote from Adam
Marvin: Also, your voice is weird.
Adam: It is. I'm hoping this isn't where it lands.
Marvin: Ha ha, that's the spirit.
Quote from Barry
Pops: Look, this is even better. I want you to take over the Thanksgiving toast. My grandfather passed it down to me, and now I pick you.
Barry: Ha! You have to keep a lame-ass family tradition alive.
Pops: You see, that's why I'm picking your sister, because she's the heart and soul of this family who'll keep this tradition alive.
Barry: Lies! I'm the heart, soul and deadly fists of this family, not her. I want to do it.
Quote from Barry
Barry: You're so dead! Saying words good is my specialness. To life!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Stop it. Everybody stop it. It's Thanks-[beep]-giving.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Normally, this holiday makes me think of the love of my life, my wife, Irene. But as I look around this table tonight, I realize we shouldn't dwell on the loves we've lost. Because there's more than enough love right here.
Beverly: Cheers.
Marvin: Hear-hear.
Ben: (Wiping tears away) Thinks he's better than us. That bastard.
Quote from Murray
Ben: I've watched you with your kids. You're, uh, not like me. You're a good father to them. Even to the weird one.
Murray: I don't know which one that is, but thank you.