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In Conclusion, Thanksgiving

‘In Conclusion, Thanksgiving’

Season 3, Episode 8 - Aired November 18, 2015

Beverly insists the entire family gather for the holiday, but tension builds when brother-in-law Marvin tricks Pop-Pop into thinking Thanksgiving was at his house. Meanwhile, Pops passes the torch to Barry and Erica to give the holiday toast, resulting in them trying to one-up each other.

Quote from Barry

Barry: So, that's when Chris Columbo married Pocahontas and they feasted on corn. Or maize, named after its amazing taste after you add butter.


Quote from Adam

Marvin: Also, your voice is weird.
Adam: It is. I'm hoping this isn't where it lands.
Marvin: Ha ha, that's the spirit.

Quote from Barry

Pops: Look, this is even better. I want you to take over the Thanksgiving toast. My grandfather passed it down to me, and now I pick you.
Barry: Ha! You have to keep a lame-ass family tradition alive.
Pops: You see, that's why I'm picking your sister, because she's the heart and soul of this family who'll keep this tradition alive.
Barry: Lies! I'm the heart, soul and deadly fists of this family, not her. I want to do it.

Quote from Barry

Barry: You're so dead! Saying words good is my specialness. To life!

Quote from Barry

Barry: Y'alls about to get touched, Ninja Pilgrim style.

Quote from Barry

Barry: In conclusion, Thanksgiving.

Quote from Pops

Pops: How you doin', Ben?
Ben: You think you're better than me?

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Stop it. Everybody stop it. It's Thanks-[beep]-giving.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Normally, this holiday makes me think of the love of my life, my wife, Irene. But as I look around this table tonight, I realize we shouldn't dwell on the loves we've lost. Because there's more than enough love right here.
Beverly: Cheers.
Marvin: Hear-hear.
Ben: (Wiping tears away) Thinks he's better than us. That bastard.

Quote from Murray

Ben: I've watched you with your kids. You're, uh, not like me. You're a good father to them. Even to the weird one.
Murray: I don't know which one that is, but thank you.

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