‘You're Not Invited’
Season 1, Episode 20 - Aired April 8, 2014
Adam is looking forward to his first laser tag birthday party, but his plans change when Barry suggests he throw a make-out party in the basement so he can have his first kiss with Dana. On the night of the party, Erica turns into a full-on smother when she uncovers what's happening the basement. Erica tries to get Beverly to crash the party, but for once Beverly is trying to keep out of Adam's business. Meanwhile, Pops and Murray are excited to watch the opening of Al Capone's vault on TV, but Murray's happiness fades when Adam doesn't show any appreciation after Murray finally gives him a great gift for his birthday.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: But I can give you this. It's present time.
Adam: What the hell is a "Sleeping Angel Book"?
Beverly: I've been taking pictures of you sleeping once a month since you were born, my angel, and I made it into a book. If you flip through it, you can see how much your head has grown.
Quote from Adam
Pops: There's the man I'm looking for. Happy birthday, kiddo.
Adam: Holy God. A digital Pac-Man watch?
Pops: You like it?
Adam: Uh, it's a video game on my wrist! I love it! Thanks, Pops. You are the greatest man I've ever know. Literally the greatest man.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Why does it say "Sleeping Angel Part One"?
Beverly: You'll find out when you go to college.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Tonight you got to put on a full-on make-out party.
Adam: A laser tag make-out party? Logistically, how would that even work?
Barry: No laser tag! Just make-out party!
Adam: What am I? Scott Baio? I don't know how to throw a make-out party.
Barry: That's why you call ... beep bop beep beep bop boo ... Barry's make-out parties. How can I help you?
Adam: Can you tell my brother he's a giant putz?
Quote from Murray
Murray: Yeah, I went to the South Street Italian Market in honor of the opening of Al Capone's vault. Truly, it's the most exciting thing to happen to me in twenty years.
Pops: What about your kids?
Murray: They're not gonna be here.
Quote from Erica
Dave Kim: 'sup, Erica. I didn't know you'd be here.
Erica: Okay, get your body away from me, Dave Kim.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Are you kidding me? Spin the bottle, mood lighting, and velour? This isn't you.
Adam: Can we talk about this later? You're kind of giving off a mom vibe.
Erica: I am not mom! I will never be mom! Now, take these bagel bites and blow on them three times or they'll scald your little mouth. And get away from me, Dave Kim.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: We're playing laser tag tonight, people.
Beverly: I know, it's gonna be awesome. But you know what will make it more fun? Protective cornea goggles.
Quote from Adam
Beverly: Because Sue Nagelman's son lost his eye to a laser beam.
Adam: It wasn't a laser. It was a taser. And you don't talk back to cops.