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23Quotes from ‘Love is a Mixtape’

The Goldbergs: Love is a Mixtape

201. Love is a Mixtape

Aired September 24, 2014

When Adam makes a mixtape to express his feelings for Dana, he doesn't count on Beverly finding the tape and thinking it's for her. Adam tries to spare his mother's feelings while letting his girlfriend know how he feels about her. Meanwhile, after getting a fake ID only to have it confiscated at school, Barry struggles to fulfil a promise to his classmates.

Quote from Barry

Gus: Dude, what are you doing? No. Just act normal. Lose the hat. Come on.
Barry: But Zeus Alexander Washington always wears a hat.
Gus: Oh, no. That's your name? That's too many letters, dude. That's too weird. It's too stupid.
Barry: I like my second choice better anyway. James Bond.
Gus: Taken.
Barry: Barry Bonds.
Gus: Also taken.
Barry: Barry Fakington!
Erica: What's wrong with you? Just pick a normal name already.
Barry: Barry Goldberg!
Erica: That's your name.
Barry: Erica Goldberg.
Erica: Idiot, that is my name!
Barry: Sir Richard Chamberlain.
Erica: Stop panicking!
Barry: Mr. Clock Table.
Gus: Now you're just saying things you see.

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Quote from Murray

Barry: Dad!
Erica: Shut up.
Barry: Dad! You know he always comes on the third "dad", because he can't ignore it any more. And the man won't be happy because he'll have to walk the stairs. He hates to walk the stairs.
Erica: I don't care. I'm not helping you.
Barry: Dad!
Murray: What?! Why are you calling my name? What do you want? The hell's so damn important that you make me walk the stairs?

Quote from Barry

Barry: Guess who just turned 25! Carlos Del Monaco. Who wants spray paint, lottery tickets? I can vote, rent a car, lease a junior one-bedroom apartment. I'm all man, all the time!

Quote from Barry

Barry: Why don't we cruise down to Wawa and buy you a whole bunch more?
Murray: I'm not gonna buy you beer, moron.
Barry: Pardon me? That's not what I'm asking you for. I'm just I'm looking for a fun father-son activity, you know? Like like buying beer. Or making beer. That'd be fun, right? Let's go buy some yeast and barley, and start bonding in the bathtub.

Quote from Barry

Erica: Forget you saw this.
Barry: No can do. I have a pornographic memory.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Here's what I know about women: they confuse and terrify me.

Quote from Adam

Pops: Did you just make a date with your mother?
Adam: Yes, this whole situation is super messed up.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Who ate all the Boo-Berry?
Beverly: I gave it to Adam because he's my favorite kid.
Erica: What? You can't say that out-loud.
Beverly: Oh, I can and I just did. Both of you look at me, Adam's my favorite.

Quote from Barry

Store clerk: So, you're Murray Goldberg?
Barry: Yep. Right down at the old furniture store. Have the three kids back at home. I call them morons but I secretly love them.
Store clerk: So you're telling me that you're nearly fifty years old?
Barry: I just look young. Got a bit of a baby face. I'm half Hawaiian. Aloha.

Quote from Pops

Pops: You know that no son makes a mix tape for his mom.
Beverly: I guess I just wanted it to be true. I don't want Adam turning out horrible like the others.
Pops: Honey, he's a teenager, they're all horrible.

Quote from Adam

Barry: Someone say mixtape? It's your lucky day. You came to the right guy.
Adam: But I didn't come to you. You literally just came to me.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Who's ready for our movie date? I bought a new sweater.
Adam: Yeah, I was thinking, about our date, maybe we can hang out on Saturday instead?
Beverly: Really?
Adam: Yeah! Make a whole day of it. Pack a picnic, hit the park, get a paddle boat. I mean, I don't want to be stuck in some movie. I want to talk, find out what makes you tick, really dig in. What do you think?
Beverly: Holy [beep] I love that idea! I love it.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: [singing] And I want you here with me. You too, Dana. It's fine.

Quote from Erica

Adam: Aw, dang it. No more Boo-Berry.
Beverly: Oh, I'm sorry. I gave the last of it to Erica.
Erica: Looks like I'm the favorite kid now. It won't last long, but I'm enjoying it.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Here you go, pumpkin loaf. And you enjoy your tuna! I know how well it keeps on long school days.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I know you made that mixture tape for Dana! No Boo-Berry for you ever again!

Quote from Murray

Barry: Okay, whatever stupid thing you're up to, I am not bailing you out. I know you always say this, but let's just pretend for one second, I did something real stupid.
Murray: I can do that.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Damn it, Barry! If you think you can take this ice-cold, delicious beer, some of it very expensive from Germany, you got another thing coming! It's a good thing I came here. Let's go.

Quote from Beverly

Pops: Hey, Adam loves you. The fact that he didn't tell you the truth about the tape just shows you how much. But when it comes to him and Dana, you got to stay out of it.
Beverly: Oh, my god. You're right. Guess I kind of made it more complicated for him.
Pops: He's a smart kid. He'll figure it out.
Beverly: You're right.I have to help him figure it out.
Pops: What? No. Don't get involved.
Beverly: Yes. Get involved! Make a grand gesture to help win Dana back for my little boy!
Pops: What's happening? Are we even having the same conversation? Don't do that!
Beverly: I am gonna do that! Dad, you are the best.


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