Beverly Quote #310

Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.

Correct this quote
Rate

 ‘Happy Mom, Happy Life’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Ssh, baby's sleeping. Just kidding. Her eyes are wide open all the time.

Correct this quote

Quote from Pops

Pops: Pack up your toys and move to another town, the life you've built here is over.

Correct this quote
View more quotes from ‘Happy Mom, Happy Life’

 Beverly Goldberg Quotes

Quote from The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Correct this quote

Quote from I Drank The Mold

Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horse play. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.

Correct this quote
View more quotes from Beverly