Beverly: And that right there is why I've gone ahead and packed for you. These bags and the other 12 in the car should keep you covered.
Adam: This one's empty.
Beverly: That is for all the hotel freebies that it is our divine right to take.
Adam: Like shampoo?
Beverly: Obviously. But I'm talking so much more. Robes, towels, the pens, stationery, batteries from the remote, the remote, pillows, hair dryer, iron, clock radio, and curtains, both window and shower.
Erica: Why not take the TV, too?
Beverly: Because that's stealing, Erica.

Geoff: Hey, guys.
Barry: What the hell is this?
Geoff: I thought it'd be fun to dress like Crockett from Miami Vice.
Barry: I'm Crockett from Miami Vice.
Geoff: Okay. I'll be Tubbs, then.
Ren: Ooh, I like Tubbs.
Barry: You do? Switch it. I'm Tubbs.
Geoff: Fine, Crockett it is.
Erica: Yeah, Crockett is the man.
Barry: No, I'm the man! I have to be Crockett.
Geoff: Back to Tubbs.
Barry: Not fair. I have to be Tubbs.
Geoff: Can you just tell me who you want to be?
Barry: I will be Crockett and Tubbs, also known as Crubbs.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Airplane! was the pinnacle sky-high spoof. It was packed with so many laughs, gags, and puns, you couldn't keep up. And guess who knew it line-by-line.
Adam: Surely, you can't be serious.
Leslie Nielsen: [on TV] I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Adam: It's an adverb, but he thinks it's a ladies' name! It can't get any better!
Brea: Look how happy this movie makes you. It's so cute.
Adam: You're the cute one. If you were a board game, you'd be Cutes N' Ladders.
Brea: If you were a cereal, you'd be Cutie Pebbles.
Adam: If you were a mathematician, you'd be Sir Isaac Cute-on.

Barry: Enough! You're both disgusting! Ren and I are so in sync, we even finish each other's...
Ren: Sentences.
Barry: ...word groupings. [chuckles] That counts.

Erica: Young, new love. So very, very stupid.
Geoff: Yep, when you've been together as long as we have, there's no need to prove anything. Last night, we went to dinner and didn't say a single word grouping.

Geoff: I'm finally a part of the family! After years of personal indignities, I feel so special!
Beverly: Don't. Because Brea and Ren are also in.
Barry: Noyce! Ren, this is the perfect time for us to get back on the same...
Ren: Page!
Barry: ...airplane! What's up with you?

Erica: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. There is no way that Dad would pay for all of us to fly and stay in a hotel. What's your scheme, Blondie?
Beverly: No scheme. Remember when I screamed at that woman at the Sheraton because the complimentary champagne was too cold?
Barry: Mandy from Fort Wayne cried so much.
Beverly: The manager gave me 50 free nights to leave the premises. So we all win.

Adam: Yes! I get to do Airplane! bits on an actual airplane! "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." [chuckles] That's one of them.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was the end of summer, 1980-something, and before we took to the skies, there were a few things to take care of on the ground.
[title: "The Packing"]
Beverly: Thank you so much for packing in here under my watchful eye.
Barry: You'll be happy to know this is a bag full of hand weights. [fabric rips] Damn it!
Erica: Idiot, these bags are for clothes. That's why my fanny pack has everything I need... Two bikinis, my scrunchy, and browning oil.
Adam: Someone's forgetting about the cool Latin nights.

Murray: What the hell's going on? I've been waiting in the car for 16 minutes.
Beverly: Murray, the flight doesn't leave for six hours.
Adam: We're not even in the air half that long.
Murray: Thank you, Amilio Airhead. Have you taken into consideration the traffic, the parking, the shuttle?
Adam: I guess not.
Murray: That's the smartest thing you've ever said. I'll be waiting in the car.