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16Quotes from ‘Stop Arguing and Start Thanking’

The Goldbergs: Stop Arguing and Start Thanking

109. Stop Arguing and Start Thanking

Aired November 19, 2013

Beverly is hoping for a happy family Thanksgiving, but Murray doesn't think that will happen with his irresponsible younger brother, Marvin, coming to visit. When Marvin explains he's got a sensible new, 9-to-5 job, Murray is impressed but his happiness does not last.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Get your hand off his face, it's Thanks-[bleep]-giving!

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Quote from Murray

Murray: But seriously, why do we have to invite him every year?
Beverly: Because Marvin's your brother and the only family you've got?
Murray: No. I've got you. I've got whats-her-name. I got the two morons in the basement. I'm good.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Why would I want twenty cases of that crap?
Marvin: Because you invested, right? That's the deal. You peddle the creams, and you recruit more people to expand your sales triangle.
Murray: Sales triangle? Wait, is this a damn pyramid scheme?
Marvin: No, no! There's 26 tiers of sales, okay. The guys at the top make the most money and then it funnels down toward the base of the three-dimensional triangle.
Murray: You literally just described a pyramid, you idiot!

Quote from Barry

Barry: And the coveted Barry cup once again goes to Barry Norman Goldberg!

Quote from Beverly

Murray: How's 900 bucks, for starters? That's how much I paid for his bartending school, and he flunked out. Who does that?
Beverly: I'll tell you who. Tom Cruise in the movie Cocktail, and you know how that ended for him. Hmm.
Well, actually I never saw that movie. But I assume he won over the whole city with his fancy drinks.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: It's happening. Hey, let's sit at the table and give thanks. Now, before it's too late.

Quote from Murray

Marvin: Touch it.
Murray: I don't want to touch your face.
Marvin: Touch my face!
Murray: I don't even touch my wife's face.

Quote from Barry

Barry: There isn't a world where this little, unathletic, lazy-eyed nerd would beat me.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Well, this unathletic, lazy-eyed nerd is now ball-ball champion.

Quote from Barry

Adam: I've grown two inches this year. How much have you grown?
Barry: I don't have to answer that.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Get your affairs in order because from now on, I'm the man. Now leave me with my robot.

Quote from Adam

Adam: I am also thankful for my family, which I'll now list from most to least powerful; Dad, Pops, Mom, Erica, me, Uncle Marv, and, of course, dead last, Barry.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: That's not why I do it, but thank you very much. It's nice to be appreciated.


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