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The Goldbergs: You're Under Foot

112. You're Under Foot

Aired January 7, 2014

When Beverly grows tired of Pops being in her way, she sends him to work with Murray at his old furniture store. Before long, Pops is taking over the store. Meanwhile, when Adam's crush Dana visits his bedroom and abruptly runs out, Barry and Erica give Adam some advice which leads to him giving away all his toys.

Quote from Pops

Pops: What the hell's that?
Murray: Ah, we do all our inventory on computers now.
Pops: What is this, the Star Wars?

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Quote from Pops

Adam: Come on, pops. Let me win at least one.
Pops: That's a terrible lesson. I'm gonna beat your ass again real quick.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Bevy! Where's my other black sock?
Beverly: In your sock drawer.
Murray: That drawer is a wasteland of unmatched pairs. It's chaos!
Beverly: Then wear a different pair.
Murray: I've already got my black one on! Ugh! This is a nightmare!

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Ow! Ow! My tooth! My tooth!
Beverly: How do you hurt yourself eating cereal?
Barry: I bit the free toy!
Beverly: If it doesn't look like cereal, don't chew on it.

Quote from Beverly

Erica: Bye.
Beverly: Don't say bye. Your S.A.T. prep course is at 4:00, so get your ass home after school.
Erica: I don't know what you're saying.
Beverly: Well, take off your walkboy.
Erica: It's called a walkman.
Beverly: Oh, now you can hear me?
Erica: I wish I couldn't.

Quote from Pops

Pops: The tickets are all sold out. Let's roam around the bad neighborhoods until we find a scalper.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Can you do me a favor? Take my dad to work with you today.
Murray: He's been retired ten years. Why would he want to do that?
Beverly: I don't care what he wants. I want him out of here.

Quote from Pops

Pops: What about Sheila the redhead, who comes in Saturdays to do the books?
Murray: Oh, I got rid of her.
Pops: What?
Murray: Yeah, she'd been stealing from us for years.
Pops: That's the price you pay for great gams.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Now all you have to look at is Vic.
Vics: Oh, you've never seen my gams.
Murray: Oh, yeah, softball.
Pops: What's next, you give Vic's job to a robot?

Quote from Adam

Adam: Do you like Transformers?
Dana: What are they again?
Adam: Hello. They're robots in disguise. It's an exciting time in the franchise. They're branching out from vehicles to dinosaurs and insects.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Behold, the U.S.S. Flagg.
Dana: That takes up a lot of room.
Adam: Well, yeah. It's an aircraft carrier. It's meant to hold aircraft. It's all right there in the name.

Quote from Murray

Pops: It's not a furniture store now. It's a hip lounge.
Murray: Number one It is a furniture store. Number two the two biggest enemies of furniture are smoke and coffee.
Vic: And Jheri curl juice.
Murray: Three enemies!

Quote from Barry

Adam: It was going so great. And then she just ran off for no reason. Why would she do that?
Barry: 'Cause no girl on this planet would ever wanna make out in this room. Seriously, it looks like a nerd bomb went off in here.

Quote from Erica

Erica: I hate to admit it, but the idiot's right. It was the toys.
Adam: So my toys freaked her out?
Erica: The fact that you have toys freaked her out.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Listen, chicks like waterbeds and samurai swords that elegantly hang over a fireplace. It's a scientific fact.
Erica: He's still an idiot. But he's right.

Quote from Barry

Barry: What would you rather touch a boob or a dino-bot?
*Adam ponders*
Barry: You took too long! The answer is clearly boob!

Quote from Barry

Barry: First step Drakkar Noir. No woman can resist its alluring stink. Now, you never apply it directly onto your own skin. You simply mist, and walk through.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: How'd it go with my dad? Did you have a good time?
Murray: Give me a minute. Can't a man take off his pants?
Beverly: Have you been smoking? A cigar?
Murray: Two! With some low-end cognac. Your dad turned my discount furniture store into the Copacabana.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I'd like, uh, some shrimp parm, with extra shrimp and extra parm.
Beverly: I thought you said you were nauseous.
Murray: I'll fight through it.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: It's actually kind of cold out.
Beverly: Oh, your nose is all pink like a little kitten.
Adam: Mom!
Beverly: Meow.
Adam: Stop.
Beverly: Meow, meow, meow!
Adam: Stop it.

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