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The Goldbergs: You're Under Foot

112. You're Under Foot

Aired January 7, 2014

When Beverly grows tired of Pops being in her way, she sends him to work with Murray at his old furniture store. Before long, Pops is taking over the store. Meanwhile, when Adam's crush Dana visits his bedroom and abruptly runs out, Barry and Erica give Adam some advice which leads to him giving away all his toys.

Quote from Pops

Pops: What the hell's that?
Murray: Ah, we do all our inventory on computers now.
Pops: What is this, the Star Wars?

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Quote from Pops

Adam: Come on, pops. Let me win at least one.
Pops: That's a terrible lesson. I'm gonna beat your ass again real quick.

Quote from Murray

Murray: Bevy! Where's my other black sock?
Beverly: In your sock drawer.
Murray: That drawer is a wasteland of unmatched pairs. It's chaos!
Beverly: Then wear a different pair.
Murray: I've already got my black one on! Ugh! This is a nightmare!

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Ow! Ow! My tooth! My tooth!
Beverly: How do you hurt yourself eating cereal?
Barry: I bit the free toy!
Beverly: If it doesn't look like cereal, don't chew on it.

Quote from Beverly

Erica: Bye.
Beverly: Don't say bye. Your S.A.T. prep course is at 4:00, so get your ass home after school.
Erica: I don't know what you're saying.
Beverly: Well, take off your walkboy.
Erica: It's called a walkman.
Beverly: Oh, now you can hear me?
Erica: I wish I couldn't.

Quote from Pops

Pops: The tickets are all sold out. Let's roam around the bad neighborhoods until we find a scalper.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Can you do me a favor? Take my dad to work with you today.
Murray: He's been retired ten years. Why would he want to do that?
Beverly: I don't care what he wants. I want him out of here.

Quote from Pops

Pops: What about Sheila the redhead, who comes in Saturdays to do the books?
Murray: Oh, I got rid of her.
Pops: What?
Murray: Yeah, she'd been stealing from us for years.
Pops: That's the price you pay for great gams.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Now all you have to look at is Vic.
Vics: Oh, you've never seen my gams.
Murray: Oh, yeah, softball.
Pops: What's next, you give Vic's job to a robot?

Quote from Adam

Adam: Do you like Transformers?
Dana: What are they again?
Adam: Hello. They're robots in disguise. It's an exciting time in the franchise. They're branching out from vehicles to dinosaurs and insects.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Behold, the U.S.S. Flagg.
Dana: That takes up a lot of room.
Adam: Well, yeah. It's an aircraft carrier. It's meant to hold aircraft. It's all right there in the name.

Quote from Murray

Pops: It's not a furniture store now. It's a hip lounge.
Murray: Number one It is a furniture store. Number two the two biggest enemies of furniture are smoke and coffee.
Vic: And Jheri curl juice.
Murray: Three enemies!

Quote from Barry

Adam: It was going so great. And then she just ran off for no reason. Why would she do that?
Barry: 'Cause no girl on this planet would ever wanna make out in this room. Seriously, it looks like a nerd bomb went off in here.

Quote from Erica

Erica: I hate to admit it, but the idiot's right. It was the toys.
Adam: So my toys freaked her out?
Erica: The fact that you have toys freaked her out.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Listen, chicks like waterbeds and samurai swords that elegantly hang over a fireplace. It's a scientific fact.
Erica: He's still an idiot. But he's right.

Quote from Barry

Barry: What would you rather touch a boob or a dino-bot?
*Adam ponders*
Barry: You took too long! The answer is clearly boob!

Quote from Barry

Barry: First step Drakkar Noir. No woman can resist its alluring stink. Now, you never apply it directly onto your own skin. You simply mist, and walk through.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: How'd it go with my dad? Did you have a good time?
Murray: Give me a minute. Can't a man take off his pants?
Beverly: Have you been smoking? A cigar?
Murray: Two! With some low-end cognac. Your dad turned my discount furniture store into the Copacabana.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I'd like, uh, some shrimp parm, with extra shrimp and extra parm.
Beverly: I thought you said you were nauseous.
Murray: I'll fight through it.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: It's actually kind of cold out.
Beverly: Oh, your nose is all pink like a little kitten.
Adam: Mom!
Beverly: Meow.
Adam: Stop.
Beverly: Meow, meow, meow!
Adam: Stop it.

Quote from Adam

Adam: The reason why I showed you my toys was 'cause I've outgrown 'em, and I thought maybe your little brother might like 'em.
Dana: You really wanna give all your toys away?
Adam: Yeah, I've been meaning to do it for years, plus I need to clear some shelf space for my cologne, beer can collection, and jock straps.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Now listen, and listen good, you little putz. That's Sergeant Slaughter of the Renegade Squadron, and you're gonna treat him and all my toys with the respect that they deserve, or so help me, I -
Dana: Adam? You coming?
Adam: Hey, you bet.

Quote from Murray

Pops: I think it holds up pretty well.
Murray: I think it's amazing that there was a time when that was okay.
We're not running this commercial.

Quote from Pops

Murray: Damn it, Albert.
Pops: What did I say?! You're gonna love this commercial, Mur. I'm Insane Albert. I price my furniture so low, I require hospitalization.

Quote from Pops

Murray: No commercial! Send everybody home.
Pops: Oh, I can't do that. I already hired the crew, bought this straitjacket.
Vic: It is cheaper than renting it.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Vic, you stay. He's the orderly that wheels me back into the loony bin 'cause my prices are bananas.

Quote from Murray

Pops: Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back and get into my mentally unstable character.
Murray: You got that covered.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Can you float me roughly $2,000?
Beverly: May I ask for what?
Adam: A waterbed and a decorative samurai sword to hang above it.
Beverly: A samurai sword will fall off the wall in the middle of the night, poke your eye out, puncture the mattress, and then you'll drown in your sleep.
Adam: Is that a no?
Beverly: Yes, that's a no.

Quote from Erica

Beverly: What did you two idiots do?
Erica: That could mean so many things.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Why did my scrumptious little baby give away all his toys?
Erica: We just told him the truth, mom.
Barry: Yeah. He'll never get any action with his room full of toys.
Beverly: He doesn't need any action. He's a little boy.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I'm going over there right now and getting his toys back.
Erica: If you do, you're gonna cost him his first girlfriend.
Beverly: He doesn't need a girlfriend. He's got me.
Erica: Eww.
Beverly: I didn't mean girlfriend. I meant main lady.
Barry: That is so much worse.
Beverly: I meant woman in his life that he loves more than anyone else.
Erica: Mom, you're in free fall, pull the rip cord.

Quote from Pops

Pops: I'm gonna miss this place.
Murray: Oh, you could always come by, like, once a week to check on things. I can put another desk next to mine in the office.
Pops: Nah, I couldn't do that.
Murray: You could.
Pops: Walnut, Danish modern with a teak inlay. Don't cheap out. Now come here and give me a hug.
Murray: Uh, I'm not a big hugger.
Pops: Get over here, you bastard.

Quote from Adam

Dana: Hello.
Adam: What you got there, toys of some sort?
Dana: I brought 'em back 'cause I know you didn't really wanna give them away.
Adam: What? No, that's not true.
Dana: Your mom came over.
Adam: That damn woman.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Never thought I'd say it, but this computer is way better than Sheila's gams.


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