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30Quotes from ‘Who Are You Going To Telephone?’

The Goldbergs: Who Are You Going To Telephone?

106. Who Are You Going To Telephone?

Aired October 29, 2013

Adam breaks with tradition and decides he'd rather spend Halloween with his cool friends than trick or treating with Pops. The night doesn't go for planned as Adam, who was excited to dress up and eat candy. Meanwhile, when Barry and Erica spend the night at a party, Beverly can't stop herself from mixing in when she hears Barry is trying to impress a girl.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Who you gonna telephone? The ghost fellas! From the movie.

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Quote from Murray

Murray: You attack your own house, your family's house with eggs?! No more omelets for you! All of your egg privileges, gone!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I just knew that girl wouldn't see Barry the way that I see him. He is a sweet, sensitive, lactose-intolerant, delicious, little boy.

Quote from Erica

Erica: Lexy Bloom's gonna love it.
Beverly: Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom? I don't know any Lexy Bloom.
Erica: Just some girl that Barry's inviting to the homecoming dance.
Beverly: That's wonderful!
Erica: Yeah, and she's gonna crush him.
Beverly: Erica, why would you say something like that?
Erica: Well, because Lexy models for jcpenney, and Barry's the jolly green jackass.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Hey, your brother is a sweet, smart, handsome boy, and this Lexy Bloom would be lucky to date him. Lucky.
Erica: Yeah, and I'll be sure to remind him of that when she tears his heart out tonight.
Beverly: Why must you two delight in each other's misery? I have failed as a mother.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Look at you two, having a magical night together. Well, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause they break your heart. They break your heart. Have a Charleston Chew.

Quote from Murray

Murray: This one vandalized his own house. That's right. It's covered in eggs! Covered!

Quote from Pops

Beverly: Guys? I'm worried about Barry. Check this out. I found this in his bedroom.
Pops: Look, it's normal for a teenage boy to spend some time alone, enjoying the bra section of a catalog.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: All the kids are into vests this year.
Adam: Stop. Mom!
Beverly: It's neon. Cool kids will dig it.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Who's Evan Turner? I don't know any Evan Turner.
Adam: That's because he runs in higher circles than I do. For God's sake, he wears a shark tooth necklace.
Beverly: To school? And the administrators allow that? That would pop someone's eye out. I don't know about this kid.

Quote from Murray

Adam: He's nice. His dad owns an Arby's. He gets free roast beef whenever he wants. Maybe we could get free roast beef.
Murray: I like this Evan Turner. Big fan.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Nice, Murray. Can you at least put some pants on? Because this whole visual festival is very uninviting, and I think it's gonna scare the children.
Murray: Lucky for me, it's the one night of the year where that's okay. I'm tired of being the one that always hands out the candy.

Quote from Barry

Beverly: There he is! My incredible hunk.
Barry: Don't touch it. The Hulk's hair's supposed to be mussy.
Beverly: All right, well, at least wear a scarf. It's cold out.
Barry: A scarf? The Hulk doesn't get chilly.
Beverly: Did you remember to tinkle?
Barry: The Hulk doesn't tinkle!
Beverly: All right, don't get angry.
Barry: That's the only thing The Hulk does do!

Quote from Beverly

Pops: Yowza. She's a looker.
Beverly: Well, and so's my boy. Right? I mean, I'm not a delusional mother, but Barry really is the most handsome boy on the entire planet. Right?

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I've gotta get over there before that girl breaks his beautiful heart into itty-bitty pieces.
Murray: Bevy, you can't always be there to protect the kid from heartbreak.
Beverly: Why are you talking crazy? Of course I can.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Maybe you're right. I shouldn't mix in. I should just stay here and- Shoot! I thought I got enough candy for tonight. I'm gonna have to run out and get some Rolos.
Murray: Swear to me that you will not go to that party.
Beverly: I swear on my life.

Quote from Murray

Pops: What are you doing?
Murray: What? I put a bowl outside. I'm sick of answering the door every two seconds.
Pops: Are you crazy, man? The first Dracula that comes along will clean us out. See? They took everything, even the bowl!
Murray: How did that happen? It was only two seconds. What are you doing?! I understand the candy, but the bowl, too?!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Wow, he's really got some moves, doesn't he?
Lexy: He looks like he has to use the bathroom.
Beverly: He never tinkles before he leaves the house.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Lexy Bloom. Didn't think I'd see you here.
Lexy: It's my house.
Barry: Yeah, it is.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Flashdance. Good movie, better costume.
Lexy: And you're Oscar the Grouch.
Barry: Yeah! That's me. I live in a trash can. I mean, I don't really live in a trash can. I have a nice home. We're comfortable, except right now.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: Mom?
Beverly: I'm not your mom. I'm a spooky ghost.

Quote from Beverly

Barry: What are you doing here?
Beverly: I just wanted to talk to all your friends.
Barry: Why?!
Beverly: 'Cause I know how wonderful and delicious you are, and I want them to know how wonderful and delicious you are. He's delicious!
Erica: God, no.
Barry: Stop calling me delicious!

Quote from Pops

Pops: Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. I just wanted a good, clean fun night of "Ghostbuster"ing.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: This is bad. Really bad. He was so upset.
Murray: You mixed in, didn't you?
Beverly: There might have been some light mixing. Yeah
Murray: I told you not to get involved.
Beverly: Well, I didn't listen.
Murray: But you swore on your life.
Beverly: If Barry had gotten his heart broken, I'd die, so I was dead either way.
Murray: I cannot argue with that logic.

Quote from Murray

Murray: You didn't call him delicious in front of the girl, did you?
Beverly: Maybe. It was all a blur after I tissued off her boob.
Murray: You what?

Quote from Murray

Beverly: There he is. I have to go apologize. I'm going out there.
Murray: No, no, no. Don't go to him.
Beverly: Go to him?
Murray: You know that's not what I said.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Hey. How was the rest of the party? Any other moms show up?

Quote from Murray

Adam: All I wanted to do was dress up, eat some candy, and have fun.
Murray: Then why the hell didn't you?
Adam: 'Cause no one else wanted to!
Murray: Yeah, you're at that weird age between being a dumb kid and a stupid grownup.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Well, you know what'll make it awesomer?
Adam: What the hell is that?
Beverly: It's for safety, and safety is the coolest cat in town.

Quote from Adam

Adam: My God. No! I'm not wearing that. I'm a cube.
Beverly: I'll just staple it on. No one will even notice.
Adam: It's reflective. It's designed to be noticed.


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