‘Who Are You Going To Telephone?’
Season 1, Episode 6 - Aired October 29, 2013
Adam breaks with tradition and decides he'd rather spend Halloween with his cool friends than trick or treating with Pops. The night doesn't go for planned as Adam, who was excited to dress up and eat candy. Meanwhile, when Barry and Erica spend the night at a party, Beverly can't stop herself from mixing in when she hears Barry is trying to impress a girl.
Quote from Murray
Murray: You attack your own house, your family's house with eggs?! No more omelets for you! All of your egg privileges, gone!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I just knew that girl wouldn't see Barry the way that I see him. He is a sweet, sensitive, lactose-intolerant, delicious, little boy.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Lexy Bloom's gonna love it.
Beverly: Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom? I don't know any Lexy Bloom.
Erica: Just some girl that Barry's inviting to the homecoming dance.
Beverly: That's wonderful!
Erica: Yeah, and she's gonna crush him.
Beverly: Erica, why would you say something like that?
Erica: Well, because Lexy models for jcpenney, and Barry's the jolly green jackass.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Hey, your brother is a sweet, smart, handsome boy, and this Lexy Bloom would be lucky to date him. Lucky.
Erica: Yeah, and I'll be sure to remind him of that when she tears his heart out tonight.
Beverly: Why must you two delight in each other's misery? I have failed as a mother.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Look at you two, having a magical night together. Well, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause they break your heart. They break your heart. Have a Charleston Chew.
Quote from Murray
Murray: This one vandalized his own house. That's right. It's covered in eggs! Covered!
Quote from Pops
Beverly: Guys? I'm worried about Barry. Check this out. I found this in his bedroom.
Pops: Look, it's normal for a teenage boy to spend some time alone, enjoying the bra section of a catalog.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Well, you know what'll make it awesomer?
Adam: What the hell is that?
Beverly: It's for safety, and safety is the coolest cat in town.
Quote from Adam
Adam: My God. No! I'm not wearing that. I'm a cube.
Beverly: I'll just staple it on. No one will even notice.
Adam: It's reflective. It's designed to be noticed.