The Goldbergs Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
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- Season 3
- Season 4
- 401 Breakfast Club
- 402 I Heart Video Dating
- 403 George! George Glass!
- 404 Crazy Calls
- 405 Stefan King
- 406 Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook
- 407 Ho-ly K.I.T.T.
- 408 The Greatest Musical Ever Written
- 409 Globetrotters
- 410 Han Ukkah Solo
- 411 O Captain! My Captain!
- 412 Snow Day
- 413 Agassi
- 414 The Spencer's Gift
- 415 So Swayze It's Crazy
- 416 The Kara-te Kid
- 417 Deadheads
- 418 Baré
- 419 A Night to Remember
- 420 The Dynamic Duo
- 421 Fonzie Scheme
- 422 The Day After the Day After
- 423 Jedi Master Adam Skywalker
- 424 Graduation Day
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The Goldbergs
A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.
Starring:
Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors:
Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-2023.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Pops in Goldbergs Never Say Die
Barry: Mom, leave him alone. A handsome sixty-year-old has the right to do whatever he wants.
Pops: You think I'm 60? Get over here.
Beverly: And stop giving cash to the kids every time they lie to you about your age.
Murray: Bevy, leave the man alone. He's doing damn good for a 40-year-old.
Pops: This guy!
Popular Quotes
Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from Beverly in The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Beverly in I Drank The Mold
Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horseplay. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.
Quote Collections
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“Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother”
Failing as a mother is Beverly Goldberg's greatest nightmare, but also her most powerful guilt card for when her children threaten to go against her wishes.
21 quotes
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“Cooking with Beverly Goldberg”
Beverly Goldberg's best quotes about food, cooking and, of course, shrimp parm.
16 quotes
Trending Quotes
Quote from Barry in Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer
Beverly: Bill, I give up. Take my boy and do Christmas.
Bill Lewis: I don't wanna do Christmas.
Beverly: Oh, you have to do Christmas.
Bill Lewis: You can't force Christmas on me, you monster!
Lainey: Wait, did you not tell your mom we don't celebrate Christmas?
Beverly: What?
Barry: Funny story that I'll relay to you all privately and separately.
Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!
Beverly: Name three types of inert gases.
Barry: Easy. There's regular, unleaded, and farts?
Beverly: Farts?
Barry: Farts.
Beverly: The answer is not farts!
Barry: How is fart not a gas?!
Quote from Erica in Adam Spielberg
Erica: [singing] Come on, DJ, play that song Let's party all night long I'm Indiana Jonesin' for your body I'm Indiana Jonesin' for your lips You're tearing my heart right out of my chest And now I'm Indiana Jonesin' for that whip [whip whooshes, cracks] Come on! Do the Indy. And Indiana Jones whip.
Adam: It's fine. I'll fix it in post.