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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors: Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-2023.

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Quote from Pops in Goldbergs Never Say Die

Barry: Mom, leave him alone. A handsome sixty-year-old has the right to do whatever he wants.
Pops: You think I'm 60? Get over here.
Beverly: And stop giving cash to the kids every time they lie to you about your age.
Murray: Bevy, leave the man alone. He's doing damn good for a 40-year-old.
Pops: This guy!


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Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.

Quote from Beverly in The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Quote from Beverly in I Drank The Mold

Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horseplay. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.

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Quote from Barry in Yippee Ki Yay Melon Farmer

Beverly: Bill, I give up. Take my boy and do Christmas.
Bill Lewis: I don't wanna do Christmas.
Beverly: Oh, you have to do Christmas.
Bill Lewis: You can't force Christmas on me, you monster!
Lainey: Wait, did you not tell your mom we don't celebrate Christmas?
Beverly: What?
Barry: Funny story that I'll relay to you all privately and separately.

Quote from Barry in O Captain! My Captain!

Beverly: Name three types of inert gases.
Barry: Easy. There's regular, unleaded, and farts?
Beverly: Farts?
Barry: Farts.
Beverly: The answer is not farts!
Barry: How is fart not a gas?!

Quote from Erica in Adam Spielberg

Erica: [singing] Come on, DJ, play that song Let's party all night long I'm Indiana Jonesin' for your body I'm Indiana Jonesin' for your lips You're tearing my heart right out of my chest And now I'm Indiana Jonesin' for that whip [whip whooshes, cracks] Come on! Do the Indy. And Indiana Jones whip.
Adam: It's fine. I'll fix it in post.