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The Goldbergs

The Goldbergs

A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.

Starring: Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors: Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-2023.

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Quote from Barry in Baio and Switch

Barry: You will live with me forever. I will build a master suit off the bedroom, even if it severely damages my marriage.
Erica: I'm out. Too rich for my blood.
Barry: Yes, I win! Oh, no. What have I done? Future Barry's problem.

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Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.

Quote from Beverly in The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Quote from Beverly in I Drank The Mold

Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horseplay. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.

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Quote from Beverly in Have a Summer

Barry: What? I didn't even do anything.
Beverly: Adam says you're gonna haze and humiliate him at school?
Barry: Oh, that. Yeah, that's happening.
Beverly: Like heck it is. You lay one finger on my baby-
Barry: You mean the pubescent monster standing next to you? Take a look at him, Ma. He's all grown up now.
Beverly: That is not the, uh- No, that's not- Is this true?
Adam: No! Look at me! Actually, don't. Uh, close your eyes and imagine me from last year.
Beverly: Oh, my God! He's right. My baby is going to high school.
Adam: No! Stop reeling at the passage of time! Protect me!
Beverly: Your voice. I'm just now hearing it for the first time. It's like the last gasp of an old helium balloon.

Quote from Murray in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook

Murray: Incredible. That had everything you want in a movie. Explosions, revenge, a steam pipe being thrown through a guy. All movies should be "Commando." Or "Rambo." Or any action movie with an "O" on the end, I'm in.

Quote from Adam in The Proposal

Beverly: Where is she?
Geoff: Mrs. G? Mom? Dad?
Beverly: Where's Erica?
Geoff: She's taking a walk. What's going on?
Adam: Let me start from the beginning. You see, I love romcoms. Brea, not so much.
Brea: Really, Adam?