The Goldbergs Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- 301 A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party
- 302 A Chorus Lie
- 303 Jimmy 5 is Alive
- 304 I Caddyshacked the Pool
- 305 Boy Barry
- 306 Couples Costume
- 307 Lucky
- 308 In Conclusion, Thanksgiving
- 309 Wingmom
- 310 A Christmas Story
- 311 The Tasty Boys
- 312 Baio and Switch
- 313 Double Dare
- 314 Lainey Loves Lionel
- 315 Weird Al
- 316 Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards
- 317 The 'Dirty Dancing' Dance
- 318 12 Tapes for a Penny
- 319 Magic Is Real
- 320 Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?
- 321 Rush
- 322 Smother's Day
- 323 Big Orange
- 324 Have a Summer
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
The Goldbergs
A movie-obsessed teen documents his life growing up in an outrageous yet loving family in the 1980s.
Starring:
Sean Giambrone, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Troy Gentile, Hayley Orrantia, Jeff Garlin, George Segal, Sam Lerner.
Recurring Actors:
Bryan Callen, AJ Michalka, Tim Meadows, Matt Bush, Noah Munck, Shayne Topp, Kenny Ridwan, David Koechner.
Original Run: 2013-2023.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Erica in The Other Smother
Pops: Uh-oh, I'm looking at some pretty shady stuff here, and I know shady.
Erica: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a secret that's so gigantic that it could rock this family to its very core.
Pops: Maybe I shouldn't-
Erica: Here it is. I've never taught a swimming lesson in my entire life, I don't do Model U.N. or Meals on Wheels, and it feels so good to finally tell someone!
Pops: Wait, you scammed your mom? That's very risky. How has she not been at one of your swim lessons?
Erica: I specifically chose the YMCA pool 'cause she hates it. It's so humid, it makes her hair frizz. And the Model U.N. thingy? I swore I'd quit if she showed up, and she knows better than to call that bluff.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Beverly in Happy Mom, Happy Life
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from Beverly in The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Beverly in I Drank The Mold
Virginia Kremp: Oh please, I've seen Adam doing horseplay when I have specifically requested no horseplay. He's no angel.
Beverly: Oh, he is an angel. He could literally sprout wings and take flight at any moment.
Quote Collections
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“Beverly Goldberg: I Have Failed as a Mother”
Failing as a mother is Beverly Goldberg's greatest nightmare, but also her most powerful guilt card for when her children threaten to go against her wishes.
21 quotes
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“Cooking with Beverly Goldberg”
Beverly Goldberg's best quotes about food, cooking and, of course, shrimp parm.
16 quotes