Scrubs Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
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- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- 501 My Intern's Eyes
- 502 My Rite of Passage
- 503 My Day at the Races
- 504 My Jiggly Ball
- 505 My New God
- 506 My Missed Perception
- 507 My Way Home
- 508 My Big Bird
- 509 My Half-Acre
- 510 Her Story II
- 511 My Buddy's Booty
- 512 My Cabbage
- 513 My Five Stages
- 514 My Own Personal Hell
- 515 My Extra Mile
- 516 My Bright Idea
- 517 My Chopped Liver
- 518 My New Suit
- 519 His Story III
- 520 My Lunch
- 521 My Fallen Idol
- 522 My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu
- 523 My Urologist
- 524 My Transition
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
Scrubs
Scrubs follows a group of medical students, J.D., Elliot and Turk, as they begin work at Sacred Heart teaching hospital.
Starring:
Zach Braff, Sarah Chalke, Donald Faison, Neil Flynn, Ken Jenkins, John C. McGinley, Judy Reyes.
Recurring Actors:
Robert Maschio, Sam Lloyd, Aloma Wright, Christa Miller, Johnny Kastl, Nicole Sullivan, Heather Graham, Tom Cavanagh, Elizabeth Banks, Eliza Coupe, Kerry Bishé, Michael Mosley, Dave Franco.
Original Run: 2001-2010.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Janitor in My New Old Friend
Turk: Hey, that whole damn building is packed with liars.
J.D.: It is not.
[meanwhile, at a school career day:]
Janitor: Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just pull your arm off. Once again Dr. Jan ltor. Dr. Jan ltor.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Turk in My Advice to You
J.D.: [v.o.] It's always nice when someone from Carla's family comes to town. Mostly because she cleans our apartment.
Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wuh-huh!
Quote from Janitor in My First Day
Janitor: The door is broke. Probably the fifth time or so it don't open.
J.D.: Maybe a penny's stuck in there.
Janitor: Why a penny?
J.D.: I don't know.
Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there?
J.D.: No, I was making small talk.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Student
J.D.: [v.o.] It's hard trying to figure out how to reach somebody. I guess the thing I can do is to think of someone I look up to, and remember how they got through to me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, the only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact the wall on which you're leaning. Of course, then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall on which to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is. I know. Here it's a conundrum.
Quote Collections
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Trending Quotes
Quote from Turk in My Advice to You
J.D.: [v.o.] It's always nice when someone from Carla's family comes to town. Mostly because she cleans our apartment.
Carla: Why is there a pancake in the silverware drawer?
Turk: You mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wuh-huh!
Quote from Janitor in My First Day
Janitor: The door is broke. Probably the fifth time or so it don't open.
J.D.: Maybe a penny's stuck in there.
Janitor: Why a penny?
J.D.: I don't know.
Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there?
J.D.: No, I was making small talk.
Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.