Drew Suffin Quotes Page 1 of 3

Quote from Our Couples

Cole: I will take a key, thank you very much.
Drew: I would never willingly give you anything that was not some sort of fatal virus.

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Quote from Our Drunk Friend

Turk: I just think you should go for yours. Go for yours!
Drew: You don't know me. I spent the last year In the Alaskan wilderness, living in a yurt. The only human contact I had was an Eskimo boy who sold me salmon jerky and painkillers. And do you know why? Because when I flunked out of med school before, I consequently torched every relationship that meant anything to me. I'm not taking that chance again.
Turk: What's a yurt?

Quote from Our New Girl-Bro

Turk: If you were on a desert island, what three CDs would you bring?
Drew: Motorhead, Metallica, and the original cast recording of Wicked. I stage-managed the, uh, Midwestern leg of the '05 tour. And, yes, Kristin Chenoweth is a delight. [laughs] Why am I here again?

Quote from Our Thanks

Turk: Come on. He wasn't even serious about it. I bet he's already moved on.
Drew: Actually, he hasn't. He's still practicing.
[flashback to Lucy and Drew arriving at her dorm room to find Cole has cut open her horse plushes:]
Lucy: [gasps]
Cole: I can fix it.
[present:]
Drew: And the worst part is, I had to stay in that room for 17 horse funerals.

Quote from Our First Day of School

Drew: Why was Michael in my room?
Denise: His name isn't Michael.
Drew: Well, he has a weird Serbian name that I can't say, so I'm calling him Michael. He loves it.
Michael: I don't. My name is Ilyavich.
Drew: Mike, just go.

Quote from Our First Day of School

Drew: Young Michael informed me that you told everyone to come to me with their personal problems.
Denise: Yeah, I did. I checked on you. You've already been to med school once already when you were 21. And you didn't just flame out, you, like, you went nuclear. Seriously, how was prison?
Drew: It was cold. You couldn't just let me be. Well, I'm gonna take the high road and not mention your mannish voice and all the pictures you have in here of your friends. Tell me, which one's your B.F.F.?
Denise: You are a giant douche.
Drew: I know. Want to take a shower together?
Denise: Fine.
Drew: I know you think you're so hot, but I'm not a fan.
Denise: Hey, I'm not happy about this either, okay?

Quote from Our First Day of School

Drew: Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
Dr. Cox: What do you want?
Drew: Well, um, I get the whole trial-by-fire thing. And you're wonderful at it, really.
Dr. Cox: Don't ever touch me.
Drew: Sorry. Um, but you seem to go out of your way to pick on the weakest kids. Maybe you could, I don't know, not do that.
Dr. Cox: Thank you for the feedback. It's invaluable.
Drew: You don't mean that, do you?
Dr. Cox: I don't. And since you don't see yourself as one of the weak ones, maybe a good solution would be for me to unload my years of rage and frustration and pain onto your head and your head alone.
Drew: Are- Aare we locked down to that, or can we keep spit balling here?
Dr. Cox: Very locked in.
Drew: Looking forward to it. Whore! [to passing nurse] Not you. Just something I say whenever I'm pissed. Or when I'm with a whore.

Quote from Our Couples

Lucy: Drew, why would you tell everyone about me and Cole?
Drew: There has never been anything in the entire world I care less about, except maybe this moment and American Idol. Cole told us.

Quote from Our Drunk Friend

J.D.: [v.o.] Others found ways to blow off steam.
[As Drew and Denise kiss, Drew attaches the "Number 1" sign to his bare chest]
Denise: What? What are you doing? No. Stop. Take it off.
Drew: I can't. H- He'll know. He's everywhere.
Denise: Drew, I don't care. I'm losing wood.

Quote from Our Drunk Friend

Turk: You know, I don't mean to sound too forward, but there is someone at the hospital who is really digging you.
Drew: Are you hitting on me? 'cause I already went through my bald black dude phase. Seriously, I did.
Drew: Why are you talking about me and Denise?
Turk: Because the other night when we shared the nachos? Dude, we're nach-bros. Come on.
Drew: And that's a special bond. One which I cherish.

Quote from Our Drunk Friend

Drew: Let's get out of here, huh?
Denise: Yeah. I could use a drink.
Drew: I don't really drink anymore.
Denise: That's cool. You can drive.
Drew: I don't really drive either.
Denise: You're weird. I like that.

Quote from Our Role Models

Denise: Hey, watch a kid for me?
Drew: No, I'm afraid of kids.
Denise: He's 12.
Drew: I got shot by a 12-year-old at a petting zoo. Besides, I gotta change this shirt. The neck's choking me.
J.D.: We get it, Drew. You got a very muscular neck.

Quote from Our True Lies

Lucy: Everyone in my entire family Is counting on me to become a doctor. And just in case I forget that fact, My mom calls me every eight minutes to check in.
Drew: I feel the pressure, too. Not so much from my parents Mostly because they think I'm dead. [inhales deeply] All right, movin' on. The nervous system. [chuckles]

Quote from Our Role Models

Drew: I've been in a pretty deep hole the past couple years. A lot of self-destructive stuff. Honestly, the only thing I've burnt more than shrimp boats is bridges. I need to change that.

Quote from Our True Lies

Drew: Okay, yes, I have a wife. Let's start there. It was a drunken mistake. I've been trying to get out of it ever since.
Denise: What else haven't you told me? I mean, do you have any kids? Have you robbed a bank? Were you in a cult?
Drew: [laughs] No, no, and I wouldn't call it a cult. It was more like a marketing opportunity that ended with us all living on a compound.

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