Cole: Man, I never noticed how beautiful a smile you have.
Lucy: Thank you.
Cole: That's probably because I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are.
Lucy: Okay, this is why I don't like you talking during foreplay.
Cole: I didn't know we were about to get nasty.
Lucy: Why do you think none of my horses are watching?
Cole: I truly dig how nuts you are. Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop to do those endocrine system slides for our study group?
Lucy: What's wrong with yours?
Cole: It's super slow right now 'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode. [laughs] Man, those old chicks are insane. All right, there was this one episode...

Cole: I will take a key, thank you very much.
Drew: I would never willingly give you anything that was not some sort of fatal virus.

Lucy: [v.o.] While I was pretending to listen, I thought about how everyone at the hospital seems to be coupling up. There was Drew and Denise. They were still in their puppy love stage.
Denise: Ugh. Drew, if I wanted to be with a girl, I could. Save all the emotional crap for your diary.

Turk: What the hell, Todd?!
Todd: Well, I had no choice. He found a picture of adult braces Todd. I can't let that get out there. "Rock and a hard place" five?

Dr. Cox: And the winning streak continues! Yes, sir! Thank you for your help, Mr. Sawyer. As a token of my appreciation, I'm gonna come back later and smother you with a pillow.

Denise: Listen up, losers. I'm tired of repeating the same procedure to you guys over and over. I want two sugars, one cream, and only a splash -and I mean a splash - of hazelnut. Okay? Now get outta here.
Drew: You are a wonderful teacher.
Denise: I'm getting better, right?

Dr. Cox: Now then, students, our next patient is suffering from a horrible disease known as "being Dr. Cox's bitch-itis." You may ask yourself, how does one catch such a disease? Well, you do so by losing a bet again and again and again and again. And again and again. Until eventually, the disease renders you helpless to say only the following phrase...
Turk: Dr. Coxy is hella foxy. [all laugh]
Dr. Cox: When I play, I play for keeps. Bank on it.

Dr. Cox: I'll tell you what there, Art. Before we do take a look at that shoulder, we've been having just a ton of good clean fun with one thing in particular. Dr. Turk, you have anything to add?
Turk: I don't think it's, uh, particularly appropriate to discuss this in front of a patient.
Dr. Cox: Approprio maximus.
Turk: Dr. Coxy is hella foxy.
Dr. Cox: I so am!

Cole: Oh, hey, what did Drew say about me rejoining the study group?
Lucy: He said no.
Cole: Really? Hey, did you remind him I'm 1/18th American Indian?
Lucy: Are you?
Cole: I don't know, but I always tell people that. Makes the white man feel guilty.

Turk: Once we get the CT back on Arthur's rotator cuff, it's gonna show the best way for me to handle it is surgically.
Dr. Cox: You would say that, you slice-happy knife-jockey. Here's actually what's going to happen. We're going to heal him through medication and PT.
Turk: Right, physical therapy, the miracle of stretching.
Dr. Cox: It sure beats cuttin' Arthur open like he's a pig at a luau.
Turk: Why do you always have to be right?
Dr. Cox: I don't have to. I just am.