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Scrubs: My Nah Nah Nah

811. My Nah Nah Nah

Aired March 18, 2009

Turk is inspired by SportsCenter to do a risky surgery on a young patient who may be paralyzed. Meanwhile, Jordan freaks out when she notices Dr. Cox wearing a wedding ring, and the Janitor is nervous for his relationship when Lady doesn't want to hold his hand.

Quote from Janitor

Lady: Hey. Do you have a second?
Janitor: Oh honey, I would love to but I'm just right in the middle of something. [to Carla and Turk] Anyway, between the weak American dollar and the, uh you know low interest rates, I think you'd be absolute fools not to buy a house right now. And-and-and the subprime mortgage foreclosures have just made it a complete buyer's market. [exits]
Carla: What the hell was that?
Turk: I don't know. But it kinda made sense.

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Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Say, Zeltzer, my family is with me here today, but all the tables are full. Do you mind if we join you for breakfast?
Dr. Zelzter: Not at all. I get family. I'm here so much I hardly ever see my wife. That's why I installed a web camera at my house so I can see her during the day. Right now, I'm watching her do the dishes.
Dr. Cox: Who in god's name are those two naked people?
Dr. Zelzter: That's Mr. and Mrs. Dish.
Dr. Cox: Get out!

Quote from Jordan

Dr. Cox: Hi, poppy.
Jordan: FYI, I fired the cashier and the person that made the scrambled eggs. Their accents were unintelligible.
Dr. Cox: What are you talking about?
Jordan: Oh, it's one of the benefits of you being the Chief of Medicine. I can fire people under your auspices. Also, I didn't have to pay for food.
Jack: I got three steaks.
Dr. Cox: Jordan, that's rid- Give me one of these.

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Why isn't he in preschool right now?
Jordan: Oh, 'cause he told me they have the day off for Yom Kippur.
Dr. Cox: Yom Kippur was six months ago.
Jack: I hate school!
Dr. Cox: Never have been more proud of you.

Quote from Janitor

Janitor: Holding hands isn't so hard, is it? I guess something's wrong between me and Lady.
Todd: Dibs. Who's Lady?
Janitor: Apparently she's not a fan of hand holding. And that's what couples do. That and sleep head to toe. I'm just not sure she's the one.
Janitor: Zeltzer, when were you sure your wife was the one?
Dr. Zelzter: That was our fourth date over at her place. We were sitting by the fire, just staring into each other's eyes. And I knew then in there that she was the one. I would have told her, but I had a rubber ball in my mouth.
Janitor: I've just been Zeltzered.

Quote from Dr. Cox

Jordan: Are you trying to annoy me by wearing your wedding ring? Because all you really needed to do was wear that "Who farted?" T-shirt.
Dr. Cox: Now, hun. And when I say hun, I don't mean the short for honey kind, but rather the Attila kind. Despite the fact that wearing our wedding ring may actually annoy you, which don't get me wrong is one of the most stupendous perks in the history of the planet, the truth is I'm wearing it because I want to.
Jordan: So that's it, you're just gonna ignore me?
Dr. Cox: As much as I'll ignore the opening of Hugh Jackman's next cinematic excretion. Jordan, come one. Bottom line, I'm not telling anyone we're married, this isn't for other people, it's It's for me, which begs the question, why on earth would you care?

Quote from Janitor

Janitor: Well, you were right. Lady and I are doomed. Congratulations, Pam.
Jordan: You think my name is Pam? You know what, I don't care. I have my own problems.
Janitor: The worst part is things were really going great between us.
Jordan: Tell me about it. Perry and I finally got to the place where we could have sex facing each other.
Janitor: I finally got so comfortable with her that I was able to be the real me. I even told her I don't want to have kids. I just want to adopt a really short old guy. You know what, if she wants to break up with me, that's fine. I'm just gonna dump her first.

Quote from Janitor

Lady: Oh, babe. You got a little smudge there. What is that, strawberry jam?
Janitor: No, just a little blood from shaving.
Lady: Oh. Sweety.
Janitor: Oh, don't worry. I wasn't shaving myself.

Quote from Jordan

Dr. Cox: Say, Jack? Don't your think your mom should be just a little embarrassed since she's constantly being outwitted by a 4-year old?
Jack: I hate school!
Dr. Cox: I remember.
Jordan: Can you please not be a jackass in front of the help? [looks at the Janitor]

Quote from Janitor

Lady: I'm gonna get going.
Janitor: Okay. We're still on for tonight, right?
Lady: I'll answer that with this. [kisses the janitor]
Janitor: I don't know what that means.
Lady: You're so cute! [exits]
Janitor: I'm actually baffled. Am I gonna see her tonight or not?
Jordan: Was either one of us giving you a vibe that we gave a crap? Because if so, that's an accident and we're sorry.
Janitor: Apology accepted. You know, just because Lady and I are clicking and you guys aren't doesn't matter really.

Quote from Turk

Carla: Turk, if we have another baby, it'll still gonna be pretty financially tight, 'cause we're gonna need to keep the nanny on for Izzy. Are you even listening to me?
Turk: I'm not, baby. But I was pretending to listen, so I think we can both agree that means I love you.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Turk, this is serious. I worry about this stuff.
Turk: Baby, the only thing I'm worried about is you having another girl. I'm surrounded by girls.
Carla: Surrounded?
Turk: Yes, surrounded by girls, baby. You, Izzy, Elliot.
Carla: Who else?
J.D.: [enters] Hey! [Carla laughs] What's that laugh about? That laugh is never good for me.
Carla: You're a girl.
J.D.: No, I'm not. What's this show, is it new?
Turk: It's SportsCenter, dude.
J.D.: If you must do that witch cackle, can you please do it in the hallway? [Carla leaves] Thank you.

Quote from J.D.

Turk: How cool would it be to be on SportsCenter?
[fantasy:]
Josh Elliott: Welcome to SportsCenter. America has voted. The results are in. And the worse athlete in the world It's this guy right here.
J.D.: I like wearing a helmet 'cause I can do this. And it only hurts a little bit.
Hannah Storm: Congratulations, John Dorian. You are a giant nerd.
[reality:]
J.D.: So cool.

Quote from J.D.

J.D.: It's amazing watching Turk do his thing.
Turk: I haven't been to the future yet, but I may be the best surgeon of all time. Close him up.
J.D.: Nah nah nah, nah nah nah.
Turk: What are you doing?
J.D.: You were awesome, just like on SportsCenter. Nah nah nah, nah nah nah.
Turk: Nah nah nah, nah nah nah.
J.D.: I know, that's what I did... No, hold on a second. Doe a deer. No, it's doe, it's a deer.

Quote from Janitor

Lady: I want to thank you for dinner last night. I've eaten by candle light before, but never by firefly light.
Janitor: Yeah, it was hard to get them all in the jugs, but I thought that was worth it.

Quote from Jordan

Dr. Cox: Hey, janitor. Rock solid relationship there.
Jordan: You know, there's nothing like looking in someone's eyes and seeing a part of them die. Oh, there it goes. Bye bye hope.
Janitor: Everything is fine between me and Lady. And excuse me for not having a relationship built on a mutual affection for jet-black hate.
Dr. Cox: We don't hate each other, do we?
Jordan: A little bit, but we make it work.

Quote from J.D.

Turk: I'm a cutter. I usually say "Surgery went great" or "He's not gonna make it, I'm sorry." I've never had to tell anyone that their son is gonna be paralyzed.
J.D.: That's gotta suck.
Turk: I wish there was an easier way to say this.
[fantasy:]
Turk: Mr. Hill, I got you a card. "Great to see you, great to talk. The bad new is your son can't walk." And see, there's a picture of a kitty cat in a wheelchair.
Mr. Hill: Look at the cat, he's shrugging like "What are you gonna do?" What are you gonna- We did it at the same time.
[reality:]
Turk: Dude, was the daydream helpful?
J.D.: Not especially.

Quote from J.D.

Turk: I need you to focus. You're better at this than I am.
J.D.: Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go in there and you're gonna be completely honest.
Turk: That's all you've got? 'cause I've been a doctor for more than ten minutes.
J.D.: Try not to get too emotional. If you feel yourself starting to cry, do what I do and think of that gopher at the end of Caddyshack when he dances.
Turk: Got it.
J.D.: And Turk, most importantly, don't give him any false hope, you know. If you go in there and make him think for a second there could be a happy ending for him, and it doesn't work out, they're gonna blame you forever. I did that, you remember, with my patient Mr. Chazznini, I think about it everyday. Good luck.

Quote from Dr. Cox

Dr. Cox: Mrs. Jensen, your brain CT came back and as you can see, we were able to get all of the tumor. Unfortunately, we were not able to remove this. That's the song that has been stuck in your head.
Mrs. Jensen: [chuckles] Oh, Dr. Cox.
Jordan: Hey! What gives with you wearing that thing on your finger?
Dr. Cox: It's mainly to detour cougars like Mrs. Jensen here from hitting on me, but it doesn't seem to have stopped you, does it?

Quote from Dr. Cox

Jordan: What's the real reason?
Dr. Cox: I don't know. Lately, I've been feeling warm and fuzzy about the kids, a little less nauseous about you, and then I found this thing stuck to an old piece of gum in the medicine cabinet. I put it on a couple of months ago and I haven't taken it off since.
Jordan: Perry, we're not married. We're two independent people who enjoy each other's company and are perfectly happy. We're the opposite of married. I don't want you to wear it anymore.
Dr. Cox: Fine. Fine, what do you say I melt it down into a bullet and shoot myself with it?
Jordan: Thank you.

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