Quote from Janitor in My First Day
Janitor: The door is broke. Probably the fifth time or so it don't open. J.D.: Maybe a penny's stuck in there. Janitor: Why a penny? J.D.: I don't know. Janitor: Did you stick a penny in there? J.D.: No, I was making small talk. Janitor: If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.