Cole: Hey, darling. I'm Dr. Cole. I'll be your physician. So, what are we dealing with here? Non-hodgkin's lymphoma. Oh, giant drag.
Turk: Hey, come here.
[later:]
Turk: Hope you enjoyed your last day of med school.
Cole: Yeah, I don't see it.
Turk: I'm sorry. What?
Cole: You know that bust you pass on your way to pick up your tiny paycheck? Notice any resemblance? Symmetric features, strong jaw. Yeah, that's my Pop-Pop. Paid for this whole building. So here's the skinny, I'm Teflon. You can fire bullets at me if you want, but be careful. When they ricochet off me, they sometimes hit other people. Puh-ching. Puh-ching.
Turk: Don't puh-ching me.
Cole: Puh-ching.
Turk: Don't you puh-ching me!

Lucy: Cole, will you please be my blood buddy for Dr. Cox's exam?
Cole: Mm, sorry, baby, no can do. Doc says I got tiny baby veins. Something to do with my mom's eating blowfish in the third tri-mo.

Cole: Man, I never noticed how beautiful a smile you have.
Lucy: Thank you.
Cole: That's probably because I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are.
Lucy: Okay, this is why I don't like you talking during foreplay.
Cole: I didn't know we were about to get nasty.
Lucy: Why do you think none of my horses are watching?
Cole: I truly dig how nuts you are. Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop to do those endocrine system slides for our study group?
Lucy: What's wrong with yours?
Cole: It's super slow right now 'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode. [laughs] Man, those old chicks are insane. All right, there was this one episode...

Lucy: [v.o.] Regroup, Lucy. Find an ally.
Lucy: Hi. I'm Lucy.
Cole: Cool. Hey, after class, you want to go somewhere, get weird with each other?
Lucy: I feel like you skipped a few steps.
Cole: Hey, come on. You already know if you're in or out. So what's the deal, girl?
[fantasy: Lucy straddles Cole's thighs and licks his neck]
Lucy: Not interested.

Carla: 'sup, boo? What you doing?
Denise: I'm making sure these machines keep this vegetable alive. Man, I wish his family would just let him die.
Cole: Mm, cool, cool. So what are we gonna do about this?
Denise: What the hell are you talking about?
Cole: I'm talking about this- This electricity, this spark. Zzt!
Denise: Go now.
Cole: Okay. [whispers] Here's a little secret about Old King Cole. The only way to get rid of him is to sleep with him until he gets bored with you.
Denise: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a wire brush and scrub my skin till I bleed.

Denise: Mr. Shershow here is in a massive coma. Even though he can't register any outside stimulus, I still want someone to read him all seven Harry Potter books. Any volunteers? Cole, thank you.
Cole: Sorry. No can do. I got a dinner rezzie with my moms.
Denise: A rezzie? You also gonna get your drunk on and eat some 'za?
Cole: Nah, I wish. My mom is lactose-intolly. For real, though, she is the best. When we go out, she helps me pick up girls. She's my wingmom.
Denise: Horrifying.

Denise: Look, I don't know what Orlando-based boy band rejected you, but you'll do what I tell you.
Cole: Yeah, I don't think so. See, that's me and my 'rents at the hospital groundbreaking.
Denise: Wow.
Cole: They're in the major donors club. I got to cut the ribbon with some big old sizzies. Long story short, I'm untouchable around here to everyone except you. [clicks tongue] Yeah. That just happened.

Dr. Cox: Oh, my. This gentleman appears to be coding. What a delight. Who would like to dive in?
Cole: I'm on this.
Dr. Cox: Where the hell did you get a scalpel?
Cole: Uh, present from my unc. Handle's made from elephant tusk. It's mad illegal, yo.

Lucy: [v.o.] I'm questioning a lot of things today. Like my choice in men.
Cole: Hey, babe, check it out. I'm Dr. Wolverine.

Cole: Hey, guys? My patient just died. I'm feeling a little too upset to keep working.
Drew: Really? What was his name?
Cole: Look, I can't do this right now, Drew! I'm hurtin'!
Lucy: You're really gonna leave us? I don't know if you can see how much my soul dies every time I let you back into my bed, but it would make me hate myself, like, four notches less if I thought you had one decent bone in your body. [Cole chuckles] Please don't laugh because I said "bone."
Cole: Hey, look, baby, I would love to stay, but I just don't want to.