Cole Aaronson Quotes Page 1 of 5

Quote from Our Couples

Cole: Man, I never noticed how beautiful a smile you have.
Lucy: Thank you.
Cole: That's probably because I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are.
Lucy: Okay, this is why I don't like you talking during foreplay.
Cole: I didn't know we were about to get nasty.
Lucy: Why do you think none of my horses are watching?
Cole: I truly dig how nuts you are. Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop to do those endocrine system slides for our study group?
Lucy: What's wrong with yours?
Cole: It's super slow right now 'cause I'm downloading every Golden Girls episode. [laughs] Man, those old chicks are insane. All right, there was this one episode...

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Quote from Our First Day of School

Cole: Hey, darling. I'm Dr. Cole. I'll be your physician. So, what are we dealing with here? Non-hodgkin's lymphoma. Oh, giant drag.
Turk: Hey, come here.
[later:]
Turk: Hope you enjoyed your last day of med school.
Cole: Yeah, I don't see it.
Turk: I'm sorry. What?
Cole: You know that bust you pass on your way to pick up your tiny paycheck? Notice any resemblance? Symmetric features, strong jaw. Yeah, that's my Pop-Pop. Paid for this whole building. So here's the skinny, I'm Teflon. You can fire bullets at me if you want, but be careful. When they ricochet off me, they sometimes hit other people. Puh-ching. Puh-ching.
Turk: Don't puh-ching me.
Cole: Puh-ching.
Turk: Don't you puh-ching me!

Quote from Our Mysteries

Lucy: Cole, will you please be my blood buddy for Dr. Cox's exam?
Cole: Mm, sorry, baby, no can do. Doc says I got tiny baby veins. Something to do with my mom's eating blowfish in the third tri-mo.

Quote from Our New Girl-Bro

Cole: Ahh, snoops! Old king Cole is in the house! Hey, did everybody see the newsletter? Check it out. Number one: Aaronson, Cole.
Lucy: Isn't that just an alphabetized list of all the students in our class?
Drew: Yep.
Lucy: You gonna tell him?
Drew: I haven't decided.
Cole: Oh, too bad, Bennett, Lucy. [laughs] What happened, Suffin? You're, like, two-thirds of the way down this thing. That is rough!
Drew: I don't know, but congratulations.
Cole: Yep, old Double-A Aaronson nailed it again. You suck, Zimmerman!

Quote from Our White Coats

Lucy: It's so nice having someone to talk to. I feel like I can't go to the other med students. It's gotten so cutthroat. People will do anything to get ahead.
[flashback to Cole talking to a fellow student with a laptop covered in Lost stickers:]
Cole: Lost got canceled, and they're never gonna air the finale? So many questions! Hey, good luck on the test, bro.

Quote from Our First Day of School

Lucy: [v.o.] Regroup, Lucy. Find an ally.
Lucy: Hi. I'm Lucy.
Cole: Cool. Hey, after class, you want to go somewhere, get weird with each other?
Lucy: I feel like you skipped a few steps.
Cole: Hey, come on. You already know if you're in or out. So what's the deal, girl?
[fantasy: Lucy straddles Cole's thighs and licks his neck]
Lucy: Not interested.

Quote from Our Couples

Cole: Oh, hey, what did Drew say about me rejoining the study group?
Lucy: He said no.
Cole: Really? Hey, did you remind him I'm 1/18th American Indian?
Lucy: Are you?
Cole: I don't know, but I always tell people that. Makes the white man feel guilty.

Quote from Our Couples

Drew: Crazy idea. How about we just who study in study group?
Cole: Uh, no can do. I gotta take a walk to clear my head, maybe grab a fruit roll-up. I don't even know right now.

Quote from Our Couples

Cole: Damn, girl! You can't just jump in front of golf carts. That's how gardeners die.

Quote from Our Drunk Friend

Carla: 'sup, boo? What you doing?
Denise: I'm making sure these machines keep this vegetable alive. Man, I wish his family would just let him die.
Cole: Mm, cool, cool. So what are we gonna do about this?
Denise: What the hell are you talking about?
Cole: I'm talking about this- This electricity, this spark. Zzt!
Denise: Go now.
Cole: Okay. [whispers] Here's a little secret about Old King Cole. The only way to get rid of him is to sleep with him until he gets bored with you.
Denise: Yeah, I'm gonna go get a wire brush and scrub my skin till I bleed.

Quote from Our Couples

Cole: You're my number one shorty, yo.
Lucy: Yeah, that actually leads perfectly into what I wanted to talk to you about.
Cole: All ears, boo.
Lucy: See, now that we're officially a couple, we're gonna have to start, well, changing you. Okay, boo?
Cole: [chuckles] Wait, what now?
[later, Lucy lectures Cole in front of a whiteboard:]
Cole: Man, this is so hard! How am I supposed to remember all this?
Lucy: While you're my boyfriend, please refrain from using the following words and phrases: Crushing it, ghost riding the whip, hunting the big dawg, redonkulous, wrangle dangle, shtoops, the "donk" show, gittin' right, homeskillet, broseph, brosephine and sexting.
Cole: On the serious?
Lucy: There's another one. Also, substituting your name for words that sort of sound like your name. Stone Cole, Cole War, Piña Cole-lada. You know what I'm saying.
Cole: Girl, I can't give this all up cole turkey.
Lucy: Why don't we just call it a day? And we'll, uh, start fresh in the morning.
Cole: Sizzle.

Quote from Our Drunk Friend

Denise: Mr. Shershow here is in a massive coma. Even though he can't register any outside stimulus, I still want someone to read him all seven Harry Potter books. Any volunteers? Cole, thank you.
Cole: Sorry. No can do. I got a dinner rezzie with my moms.
Denise: A rezzie? You also gonna get your drunk on and eat some 'za?
Cole: Nah, I wish. My mom is lactose-intolly. For real, though, she is the best. When we go out, she helps me pick up girls. She's my wingmom.
Denise: Horrifying.

Quote from Our Drunk Friend

Denise: Look, I don't know what Orlando-based boy band rejected you, but you'll do what I tell you.
Cole: Yeah, I don't think so. See, that's me and my 'rents at the hospital groundbreaking.
Denise: Wow.
Cole: They're in the major donors club. I got to cut the ribbon with some big old sizzies. Long story short, I'm untouchable around here to everyone except you. [clicks tongue] Yeah. That just happened.

Quote from Our True Lies

Lucy: [on the phone] Mom, I love that you're proud of me, but I'm not a doctor yet. You can't keep giving my number out to women in your church group and saying I'll help them. I can't.
Cole: Oh, hey. Tell your mom the cookies she made are ridic!
Lucy: Yes, that's him. It means "ridiculous." No. There's no reason to shorten that word. Look, I-I gotta go. Bye. [hangs up]
Cole: Your mom doesn't like me very much, does she?
Lucy: No, she's crazy about you.
Cole: Aw, see you're lying! You're chewing on your hair. Babe, I can read you like the back of a DVD case. A'ight, you chew on your hair when you lie, you adjust your bra when you're gonna yell at me, and you get a far-off look in your eyes when you narrate In your head.
Lucy: [v.o.] Even though Cole and I were clicking-
Cole: There it is!
Lucy: Stop noticing things I do!

Quote from Our True Lies

Drew: You can be a big fish at home, and then you get to med school and everybody's brilliant.
Cole: Man, you brainiacs think you have it tough? My 'rents made me go to med school because everyone on my dad's side is a doctor. Okay, on my mom's side, everyone is a bounty hunter. I don't know why I couldn't go to school for that.

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