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44Quotes from ‘Our New Girl-Bro’

Scrubs: Our New Girl-Bro

906. Our New Girl-Bro

Aired January 1, 2010

Turk struggles to move on now that J.D. has left the hospital, so he auditions new best friends. An over-worked and exhausted Lucy finds a new role model in Elliot, who is on top of her job even while pregnant. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Drew team up to get Cole doing grunt work.

Quote from Dr. Kelso

Dr. Kelso: So I said to the lady, "Where can a well-hung marine buy a pair of shoes around here?" [laughs]
Turk: [laughs] I don't even know what that is.
Dr. Kelso: Turkleton, those days are gone.
Denise: Dr. Kelso, really? Please tell me you're not another one of Dr. Turk's gentleman suitors.
Dr. Kelso: I am indeed. I think it will be great to have a black friend to help me out with the sisters. Get my swirl on.
Turk: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.


Quote from Turk

Turk: You want to talk about sad, I spent the whole morning moping around 'cause J.D. wasn't here. It took me about an hour to get out of it.
Elliot: Oh, he said to say he misses you.
Turk: He did?
Elliot: Yeah.
[Turk exhales deeply as the Scrubs sad theme plays]
Elliot: It's okay. It's okay. He reacted the same way when he got your muffin basket.

Quote from Turk

Elliot: Look, Turk, I know that you're hurting, but you're gonna find someone else here to ride the eagle with.
Turk: Elliot, you don't ride the eagle. You eagle. You choose "toe or thumb?". You join "Fight Club with Pillows."
Elliot: You and J.D. had a pillow fight club?
Turk: The first rule of pillow fight club, you don't talk-
Elliot: Yeah, I get it.
Turk: No, I don't think you do. Elliot. Elliot, please don't say anything.

Quote from Dr. Kelso

Dr. Kelso: Hey, Turkleton. I know what it's like to lose a friend. I lost my good buddy Steve back in Korea.
Turk: Sir, that was a horrible war.
Dr. Kelso: Yes, it was, but I'm talking about a family trip we took to the '88 Olympics. I suggested a wife swap to Steve, and things got pretty weird. Yes, it was an amazing night, but was it worth it to lose a good friend over? Probably.

Quote from Denise

Denise: Great effort in the sack last night. Just remember, when I say, "I hate you. Don't touch me," It's not about you. It's about all men.
Drew: Cool.

Quote from Elliot

Elliot: That's okay.That's okay, Turk. I can do this with you. See that nurse over there? She looks like a Mexican Carrie Scott.
Turk: Who?
Elliot: Childhood friend. Yeah, she, uh, joined a cult and disappeared when she was 16. Oh, my God. That could actually be her if she got really tan. Carrie! Carrie Scott! No, not her. Police are right. She's probably dead. What were we talking about?
Turk: I don't remember.

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