That '70s Show Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- 201 Garage Sale
- 202 Red's Last Day
- 203 The Velvet Rope
- 204 Laurie and the Professor
- 205 Halloween
- 206 Vanstock
- 207 I Love Cake
- 208 Sleepover
- 209 Eric Gets Suspended
- 210 Red's Birthday
- 211 Laurie Moves Out
- 212 Eric's Stash
- 213 Hunting
- 214 Red's New Job
- 215 Burning Down the House
- 216 The First Time
- 217 Afterglow
- 218 Kitty and Eric's Night Out
- 219 Parents Find Out
- 220 Kiss of Death
- 221 Kelso's Serenade
- 222 Jackie Moves On
- 223 Holy Crap!
- 224 Red Fired Up
- 225 Cat Fight Club
- 226 Moon Over Point Place
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
That '70s Show
A group of teenage friends enjoy the final years of the '70s in small-town Wisconsin.
Starring:
Topher Grace, Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, Danny Masterson, Laura Prepon, Wilmer Valderrama, Debra Jo Rupp, Kurtwood Smith, Don Stark.
Recurring Actors:
Tanya Roberts, Lisa Robin Kelly, Tommy Chong.
Original Run: 1998-2006.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Kelso in Dine and Dash
Kelso: Okay, you guys. That was a wicked burn. It had all the elements: You didn't see it coming, parts of it really hurt... [chuckles]
Eric: Well, Kelso, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Kelso: Oh, I did. [eats brownie] I got my eye on you two. You're not gonna burn me like that again.
Donna: I love our friends.
Eric: Me too.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Red in That '70s Finale
Kelso: Oh, Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?
Red: Sure and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.
Hyde: And that, my friends, is the last "foot-in-ass" of the decade. Cheers.
Kitty: Michael, it is so good to see you. The girls in the emergency room were just asking about you.
Kelso: You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.
Kitty: Oh! [giggles]
Red: You know what else is hot? My foot when it's in your ass.
Hyde: Look at that. He had one more in him.
Quote from Kitty in Killer Queen
Kitty: Okay, what were you two talking about?
Red: Well, Kitty, I had a stash of gifts down there for every occasion. That way, if I forgot to buy you something, I'd still be covered.
Kitty: You buy my gifts in bulk?
Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah! I can do that too!
Quote from Red in Till the Next Goodbye
Red: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years!
[The background behind Red and Kitty sways as Eric stares at them]
Red: I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
Quote Collections
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“Red Forman: My Foot in Your Ass”
A collection of quotes featuring Red Forman's favorite threat, "my foot in your ass".
34 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring Red Forman's insult of choice, "dumbass".
36 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring Fez's catchphrase, "I said good day".
14 quotes
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A collection of the best burns, usually pointed out by Kelso.
36 quotes
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A collection of quotes featuring Fez's favorite insult, "you son of a bitch".
19 quotes