Leo: Okay. We're all done.
Kitty: But you've only been here a day.
Leo: Well, you know what they say. Rome was built in a day.
Red: No. Uh, "Rome wasn't built in a day."
Leo: Oh? Well, your basement was built in a day.

Kitty: Welcome back, Steven. You know, maybe we can spruce up your old room since I decided to redo the basement.
Eric: What? You're redoing the basement?
Kitty: Well, honey, no one uses it.
Eric: I use it. Every day. It's my Batcave.
Red: I'll find you a good, cheap contractor.
Kitty: Oh, no, no, no. This is something I want to handle myself.
Red: This is going to be expensive, isn't it?
Kitty: Maybe.
Red: Don't you like anything cheap?
Kitty: I like you.

Donna: I don't know what Eric's problem is. I wasn't being a bitch, was I?
Jackie: Oh. Donna, I know from bitch, and yes, yes, you were. But I feel much closer to you now.

Kelso: All right. Okay. I know what's going on here. You're being mean to Eric because you wanna do it with him. I mean, when Jackie dumped me, I had a buttload of leftover "wanting to do it with her" feelings.
Donna: Oh, my God. You morons might be right. But why do I have these stupid feelings left over? I mean, I just want to be friends with him now.
Jackie: [chuckles] What a child.
Kelso: So innocent. You're never gonna be friends with him. All right, the only reason he was friends with you was so he could do it with you.
Donna: Really? So he made friends with me when I was 5 so he could do it with me when I was 17?
Kelso: Well, that and your sweet Big Wheel.

Kitty: Oh, Red, here. Um, meet our contractors. This is Theo and-
Leo: Hey, Mr. Eric's Dad.
Red: This is who you hired to redo our basement?
Kitty: Well, no, no. Actually, I hired Theo. And, uh, I didn't really expect Leo. That was, um... That was a bonus. [laughs]

Red: Steven, it's 7-damn-30 in the morning. What the hell are you doing here?
Kitty: Red, be nice. Steven, we're waiting.
Hyde: Oh, I've been living in the basement.
Eric: You know, I did notice a dusting of curly hair on the floor, but I just wrote it off to my changing teenage body.
Hyde: I moved back in when my dad got transferred.
Red: Transferred? He's a bartender. Where'd he get transferred to, the jukebox?
Hyde: You know, Red, if it's cool, I'd kinda rather not talk about it.
Kitty: Well, Steven, it's important to get these things out in the open.
Red: Kitty, let him do what's natural and keep his feelings bottled up. Attaboy.

Kelso: Yeah, I'm gonna miss it down here. A lot of good times. I broke my foot climbing out of this dryer. Yeah, I hit my head playing handball with the soap in that shower. Me and Jackie totally did it, like, a bajillion times on this old sofa. [Eric and Donna get up off the sofa]
Jackie: Michael, that's private.
Hyde: I got news for you. It wasn't that private.

Donna: I don't know, Mrs. Forman. I mean, sure, it's a pit now but if you paint, fumigate and get rid of Eric, this could be a great room.
Eric: Hey, wh- Hey, okay. You're not my girlfriend anymore. Okay? So you don't get an opinion on my stuff now. Mom, don't listen to her. She's crazy.
Donna: Wait, I disagree with you, so I'm crazy? I think the last time I disagreed with you was the sanest thing I ever did.
Eric: Okay, are you referring to our breakup? Because I must remind everyone that she wore my promise ring around her neck. That's crazy. Ring, finger. Finger, ring.
Donna: Well, you're lucky I didn't shove the ring up your ass.
Eric: Mom!

Theo: Don't worry, ma'am. Leo is solid. And he's not allowed to touch anything electrical.
Red: Kitty, I hate to interfere-
Theo: I understand your concern, sir. But I'm not an irresponsible screwup like my cousin Leo.
Leo: That's true, man.
Theo: I used to be like Leo, sitting around all day, wasting my life. But then one day the smoke cleared.
Kitty: See, Red? He had an epiphany.
Theo: Actually, I ran out of weed, and the smoke cleared. But, uh... [chuckles] then I saw how trashed my apartment was, so I rebuilt it. Been a contractor ever since.
Red: Well, I'm sold.

Donna: Okay. You know how when you eat, and you smack your lips in that really cute way?
Eric: Yeah.
Donna: It's disgusting.
Eric: [chuckles] That's all you got?
Donna: No. You have tiny wrists.
Eric: What? No, I don't. [Kitty enters] Mom, do I have tiny wrists?
Kitty: No, not tiny. Dainty. No, no, no. No, no. The doctor always said you were in the normal range.
Eric: See? Normal, Big Bone Magoo.