That '70s Show Quote of the Day

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Quote from Red in Christmas

Red: This mall is only big enough for one Santa, Bob.
Bob: Tell you what, you name five reindeer and I'll step down.
Red: I can name five toes that are gonna be in your ass.
Kitty: Oh, for goodness' sake! Why don't we stop calling it Christmas and call it "Assmas"?


Recent Quotes

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Quote from Kitty in Till the Next Goodbye

Kitty: Eric? Jackie's on the phone. She wants to talk to you.
Hyde: Jackie wants to talk to Forman?
Kitty: Yes. Now pick up because she's been blabbering for 20 minutes. And I never noticed it when she was living here, but she's not that interesting.

Monday, March 27, 2023

Quote from Eric in Going to California

Eric: You know what? That's it. I'm going. I'll just show up in California and, like, blow her mind. Yeah. I mean when the Empire killed Luke Skywalker's aunt and uncle, did he just call 'em up?
Fez: Oh, God.
Hyde: Oh.
Eric: No. He hopped on the Millennium FaIcon and he paid a little visit to the Death Star.

Sunday, March 26, 2023

Quote from Jackie in Bring It On Home

Donna: Jackie, I can't believe your parents are gone. I'm so sorry.
Jackie: Okay, everybody needs to stop worrying about me. I'm fine. I mean, how could I not be? Mrs. Forman did my hair and made me smiley-faced pancakes. Eric, this house is like a shabby hotel with really great service.

Saturday, March 25, 2023

Quote from Fez in Fez Gets the Girl

Donna: Fez, is that her?
Fez: Yes. I wish I could go talk to her, but I get so nervous.
Donna: Fez, you shouldn't be nervous. You're awesome. What girl wouldn't wanna be with you?
Fez: Well, there is Jackie, Laurie... this girl from gym, another girl from chemistry... uh, country-western star Tanya Tucker, who does not answer her letters.

Friday, March 24, 2023

Quote from Kelso in Man with Money

Hyde: I mean, how does Bob pull all these foxes like Midge and Pam? He's got to have something the ladies can't resist. Hey, Donna, you ever see your dad naked?
Donna: Oh, my God! Can we please talk about anything besides that?
Fez: You're way off, Hyde. Women love Bob for his sense of humor. That sucker is funnier than a Dixie cup.
Kelso: No. All right, how it works is relationships are based on a point system. All right, see, Pam is good-looking. So that's 20 points. And Bob, he's like the nicest guy in the world. So that's like, what? Like a point. But Bob's got money, and that's 19 points. And altogether that's 20. Now, you add the whole thing together, and that's 40, which is incidentally almost half my score.

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Quote from Donna in Hyde's Birthday

Jackie: Wow.
Fez: Yeah, this place looks great.
Kitty: Fez, Jackie, the decorations are beautiful.
Donna: No. No, no, no, no. They haven't been here all day. I did this because I'm feminine too. I'm a lady. Why can't anyone freaking see that?
Kitty: Oh, honey, no. It's perfect. Okay, the next time I need a feminine touch, I am using you and Fez.

Upcoming Quotes

Thursday, March 30, 2023

A quote from Donna in the episode Thanksgiving.

Friday, March 31, 2023

A quote from Kelso in the episode The Good Son.

Saturday, April 1, 2023

A quote from Fez in the episode Celebration Day.

Sunday, April 2, 2023

A quote from Jackie in the episode Garage Sale.

Monday, April 3, 2023

A quote from Eric in the episode Young Man Blues.