That '70s Show Quote of the Day

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Quote from Fez in The Pill

Fez: And Jackie's mukatots will get huge.
Hyde: Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?
Fez: Feet. They will get long as well as wide. Very gratifying.
Hyde: You foreign freak.


Recent Quotes

Friday, February 23, 2024

Quote from Kelso in Hyde's Birthday

Kelso: Must be a dud. Go find out.
Eric: Why me?
Kelso: 'Cause you're super skinny. If it blows up, you got the best chance of having stuff not hit you.
Eric: True, but on the other hand no one would be surprised if you blew yourself up.
Kelso: That's a good point.

Thursday, February 22, 2024

Quote from Donna in Happy Jack

Donna: [to Kitty] Well, I'm sure Eric and I will be able to talk about this like we talk about everything, because that's what you do. In an open, mature relationship, you face things head on.
Eric: [enters] Oh, God!
Donna: Dirty! [runs out]

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Quote from Red in That Wrestling Show

Red: Did you take those books back to the library like I asked you?
Eric: Yeah. I took them back.
Red: Well, then why did I see them in the backseat of your car?
Eric: I took them back... to the car. Which means that they're practically at the library.
Laurie: You know, Dad, I feel sorry for all the good kids who wanted to read those books. That's who I feel sorry for.
Eric: Okay, it's five books. A nickel a book. Big deal, I'm out a quarter.
Red: It's not about the money, son. It's about the rules. And without rules, we might as well all be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other.

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Quote from Kitty in Baby Don't You Do It

Kitty: What I don't understand is how you can lie to a pastor in church.
Donna: Well, Mrs. Forman, what about the time you lied to Pastor Dan? You told him your dog ate your bake sale cookies, but you didn't bake them 'cause you were too busy sipping Kahlua and watching that Paul Newman retrospective.
Kitty: I did not lie to Pastor Dan in church. I lied to him at the market, and at the market, he is just a regular man. Now, you two march back to church and tell him the truth. And for your information, Donna, Kahlua is barely a drink. It's like root beer.

Monday, February 19, 2024

Quote from Eric in Eric's Stash

Eric: Look, Hyde, I just got back from hanging out with Donna and you know what? Hyde, I don't even care what happened to my money. 'Cause money doesn't make the world go around. You know what does?
Hyde: Screw you. You called me a thief.
Eric: It's love. That's right. Love makes the world go around.

Sunday, February 18, 2024

Quote from Jackie in Who are You?

Bob: Hey, Jackie, I know since you moved in we agreed to give each other messages as soon as possible and in the spirit of that, your mom called last Tuesday.
Jackie: But, what? No, she couldn't call, she's in Mexico. They don't have phones there.
Donna: Uh, yeah, they do.
Jackie: Why would we give them phones?

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, February 25, 2024

A quote from Jackie in the episode Kitty's Birthday (Is That Today?!).

Monday, February 26, 2024

A quote from Eric in the episode Afterglow.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

A quote from Kitty in the episode Spread Your Wings.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

A quote from Red in the episode The Battle of Evermore.

Thursday, February 29, 2024

A quote from Donna in the episode Hyde's Birthday.