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That '70s Show: Time is on My Side

701. Time is on My Side

Aired September 8, 2004

As Red forces Eric to explain what his plan for the future is after his aborted wedding, Donna gives herself a makeover. Meanwhile, Bob must choose between Midge and Pamela (Brooke Shields).

Quote from Hyde

Red: Steven. When are you moving out?
Hyde: Soon.
Red: How's your girlfriend?
Hyde: Shallow as hell.
Red: Job?
Hyde: Dead-end.
Red: Future?
Hyde: Bleak.
Red: Kitty, feed the boy.

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Quote from Fez

Eric: And I have an announcement. Donna and I have decided we're not talking about our relationship anymore.
Fez: Hooray!
Kelso: Bravo!
Hyde: Mazel Tov!
Fez: Finally, we'll have some time to talk about things I want to talk about. Number one, cocoa butter. It doesn't taste like cocoa or butter.

Quote from Kelso

Eric: You know, this whole marriage thing has made me think. Why am I in such a hurry to grow up? You know, life, it's like a train. It's bearing down on you, and guess what? It's gonna hit you. So you can either start running when it's far off in the distance, or you can pull up a chair, crack open a beer, and just watch it come.
Kelso: I did that once.
Eric: No, Kelso, not a real train. A metaphorical one.
Kelso: Like a... Like a ghost train?
Eric: Yes. A ghost train.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Well, I'm sorry. It's only been a week. It was kind of traumatic, you know? Last night I only slept, like, nine hours.
Kitty: Honey, we just... We want to know what your plans are. I would've waited until next week to ask you, but apparently, some people agree to things and then just do whatever they want.
Red: I've got some questions, I want answers. What are you doing about moving out?
Eric: I don't know.
Red: About Donna?
Eric: I don't know.
Red: Your job?
Eric: I don't know.
Red: Your future?
Eric: Okay, I am gonna go ahead and hit you with an "I don't know."

Quote from Midge

Bob: Hey, everybody. I think you know my date and former wife, Midge.
Midge: Bob, they know me. It's me, Midge!

Quote from Donna

Donna: Yes. Exactly. See, we should just hang out. You know, get back in touch with ourselves.
Eric: That sounds dirty. Is it dirty?
Donna: Really, I'm serious. I have a plan.
Eric: You have a plan? Perfect. I need a plan. What's your plan?
Donna: I'm gonna DJ at the radio station full-time, and rededicate myself to feminism.
Eric: At the radio station? Is that... What? Are you gonna play more Heart?
Donna: And other stuff. Maybe some Benatar.
Eric: Wow.
Donna: Whatever. I'm blonde now. I can do what I want.

Quote from Eric

Eric: Hello.
Red: Oh. What are you doing with that sandwich? I thought that we established that you needed a plan.
Eric: Oh, I've got a plan. Donna is gonna work full-time at the radio station, and rededicate herself to feminism.
Kitty: [scoffs] Feminists. Equal pay's fine, but put a little lipstick on.
Eric: Whatever. Anyway, that's the plan. We came up with it this morning.
Red: That's Donna's plan. What's your plan?
Eric: My plan is to support Donna's plan. [chuckles] Thought you had me there, didn't you?
Red: [takes sandwich] Get out!
Eric: Fine. But know this, I will have my fried chicken.

Quote from Red

Red: Okay, Bob, what the hell are you doing up on your roof?
Bob: Hiding from my girlfriends. This afternoon, we were all talking about our favorite juices. Pam said her favorite juice was cranberry. Midge said she liked apple. To avoid trouble, I said my favorite was CranApple. They viewed that as cheating, and now I'm on the roof.
Red: Kitty and I think that you should choose between Pam and Midge. And when I say Kitty and I, I mean, just Kitty. And when I say choose between Pam and Midge, I mean, choose Pam.
Bob: It's tough. I really love Pam. But Midge is Donna's mother. How can I turn my back on that?
Red: Look, just give me a name. I gotta take something back to Kitty.
Bob: So don't go home, stay here.
Red: I'm not gonna spend the day hiding on the roof like a damn pigeon.
Bob: I got beer.
Red: Well, it is peaceful up here.

Quote from Donna

Jackie: Hey, Fez, I think I have something in my eye.
Fez: [gasps] Is it Donna's engagement ring?
Jackie: No, no, it's too big for that.
Hyde: Hey, maybe we should get some doctors' masks, so we don't accidentally inhale Donna's ring.
Eric: Okay, okay. Donna, you thought the engagement ring was big enough, right? [Donna is silent]
Kelso: Burn!
Donna: I didn't say anything.
Kelso: So say something.
Donna: It could've been bigger.
Kelso: Burn!

Quote from Red

Eric: What?
Red: I'm starting to notice something about you. You're still here!
Kitty: What your father means is, you haven't seemed like yourself since you called off the wedding.
Red: No. What I mean is, get out!

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