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Somebody to Love

‘Somebody to Love’

Season 8, Episode 2 -  Aired November 2, 2005

Kitty wants Red to get Hyde's stripper wife out of their house. Hyde is shocked to discover the state of the record store after leaving Leo in charge. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to hit the dating scene after finding out about Hyde's situation.

Quote from Hyde

Hyde: Oh, man, it's starting to come back to me. I remember seeing a cross and an altar. But I thought I was having that Exorcist dream again.


Quote from Hyde

Hyde: Man, I can't fire Leo. He's like a father to me. Well, like a friend. Well, he's like a guy who's always got a lighter.

Quote from Red

Hyde: Oh, my God, what did I do?
Red: You married a Las Vegas stripper. Congratulations. With Eric gone, you're the town dumbass.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Oh, Steven, you look like you're about to throw up. Here, use Eric's "whoopsie" basin. Aim for the Snoopy.

Quote from Kelso

Hyde: I gotta get out of here. I'm gonna go to the record store.
Kelso: Whoa, Hyde, you're, like, freaking out, man. You married a stripper. You're living every guy's dream! Well, not my dream, my dream's always the same. A monkey gives me the finger and flaps his lips at me and takes off with my clothes. Trust me, you don't wanna live that dream.

Quote from Kelso

Hyde: What's the store doing closed in the middle of the day?
Kelso: Maybe it's Rosh Hashanah.

Quote from Leo

Leo: Hey, dudes, pull up a pillow.
Hyde: Leo, what the hell did you do with my record store?
Leo: Record store? You know, now that you mention it, this place would make an awesome record store.

Quote from Fez

Jackie: Well, I am not gonna sit around moping. I'm gonna do what every woman does when they hit rock bottom.
Fez: You're going to have sex with me?
Jackie: No. I'm going to go out and meet some boys, and crush their hearts one by one.
Fez: You know, Donna, Eric is in Africa. You must be close to hitting rock bottom.
Donna: Not really.
Fez: How long does a boy have to wait before one of you floozies hits rock bottom?

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: Well, well, another day in the life of a Point Place police officer. I just confiscated a whole box of lighters, paraphernalia and illegal substances.
Hyde: Nice work, Officer. Ah, we're hooked up for two months.

Quote from Hyde

Kelso: So, what do we do now?
Hyde: Man, I think I'm gonna have to fire Leo. He almost put me out of business. I just wish there was a good way to do it.
Hyde: [sighs] This is definitely gooder. "Gooder?" Yeah, that's a word. Leo, I left you in charge of the store and you let me down, man. So, I'm sorry to have to say... [laughs] You're fired, man!
Leo: I think the word you're looking for is "fried," man. And I am.
Hyde: No, no, man, I mean you're fired!
Leo: That's even funnier, man. And I totally deserve it.
Kelso: Yeah, and you're under arrest, too.
Leo: What?
Kelso: No, I'm just kidding. These handcuffs don't even work. [handcuffs self] Look. Wait, these are the ones that do work.

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