Eric: Hyde was waiting for her that night? I didn't know that.
Angel: Shh. This is my favorite part.
Donna: Hi.
Hyde: Hey.
Donna: Thanks.
Hyde: [sniffs] So you with Forman now?
Donna: [laughs] I guess not. I mean, he didn't make a move or anything, so...
Hyde: Yeah. [kisses Donna]
Eric: Hyde, what are you doing? Get the hell off her!
Angel: Eric, they can't hear you. Don't you watch movies? I mean, this is pretty basic stuff here.

Angel: Well, Eric, it's three months later. Donna's with Hyde, Kelso's with Jackie, and you became... Just watch.
Eric: Does anyone want to watch Flipper? Anyone?
Red: Eric, I thought I told you to tar the driveway.
Eric: Yeah, but I'm hanging out with my friends.
Red: Oh, I'm so sorry! Now get your ass up there and get to work! You people, out of the basement.
Eric: Oh, geez. I'm sorry, Dad. Don't be mad. This is made-up angel crap. I wouldn't cave to Red like that.
Angel: Ah, you've already forgotten what a wuss you were. See, it was Donna who gave you the confidence to stand up to Red. Oh, I'm gonna show you a lot of neat stuff like this.
Eric: Well, I guess I have no choice.
[After the angel walks out of the basement, Eric closes the door. As soon as he turns around, the Angel is back by his side]
Angel: Like everyone doesn't try that.

[circle:]
Eric: This is really- [coughing] I've really missed- [coughing]
Kelso: We have breaking news. I'm toasted. Man, they pay me gobs of money to talk like that.
Hyde: Fez, do something with your hair, man. It's making me paranoid.
Fez: Guys, I have discovered a band that will change music forever. [electronic keyboard] [sings Flock of Seagulls "I Ran" off-key]
Eric: I love to cook, you know? I'm really good with sauces.
Kelso: Guys, sometimes when I do the news I don't wear any pants!
Angel: [inhales deeply] Whoo! You know, there are some things about Earth I really miss! [laughs]

Angel: Huh? Huh? Start the waterworks.
Eric: [present] Sorry.
Angel: Come on. You gotta feel something.
Eric: [present] Yeah. Envy. He never had to feel the pain of losing her.
Eric: [future] Oh, wait a minute. You actually had a relationship with Donna?
Eric: [present] Wait, I thought you said he couldn't hear me.
Angel: I'm loose with the rules. So sue me.
Eric: [future] No, seriously. You had Donna?
Eric: [present] Look- [sighs] We broke up. You're much better off.
Eric: [future] Says you! Look at me! I'm 28 years old. I've only had sex with Big Rhonda, and all three times, believe me she did not look like that. Idiot!
Eric: [present] You're sad you were never with Donna? Well, you got off light, man. I had her, and I lost her! And believe me, you don't want to know how bad that hurts!
Eric: [future] You're an angel, right?
Angel: Why, yes. Yes, I am.
Eric: [future] Can you, like- Can you do anything to help me?
Angel: Listen closely: No.

Eric: You know, Angel, thanks. But I've got to go to sleep, 'cause I have a big day of misery ahead of me.
Angel: Okay, you win. It was better never to have loved at all.
Eric: Thank you.
Angel: And, hey, I'll tell you what. I'll make you a deal. I'm gonna take it all away. You won't feel a thing, good or bad.
Eric: Really? Yes. Yes, do it.
Angel: Okay. Well, let me just remind you what you're giving up. Hang on.
[montage of Eric and Donna]
Eric: Wait. No. I want to keep it. Please, just let me keep it.
[The angel has disappeared]

Eric: God, I wish we'd never kissed.
Angel: Geez, what a drama queen.
Eric: Who are you?
Angel: Let's go.
Eric: Go where?
Angel: Well, you said you wished that you'd never kissed her. I can show you what would've happened if you never did.
Eric: What are you, like, a genie?
Angel: Genies aren't real. [scoffs] I'm an angel.
Eric: You're not an angel. You don't even float. Everyone knows angels float.
Angel: Fine. [floats] Eric Forman, God's favorite cherub, come with me and I will release you of your suffering. Don't be afraid little one.
Eric: No offense, but are you coming on to me?

Eric: Okay, Mom. Now get one of me giving her the corsage.
Rhonda: Let's roll, Twiggy. My bra's about to snap.
Eric: [present] I went to prom with Big Rhonda?
Angel: Sweet, huh?
Kitty: Real quick, real quick. Now, Rhoda-
Rhonda: It's Rhonda! Rhon-da! God!
Kitty: Rhon-da. I'm so sorry, dear. [chuckles]
Red: I told you he'd fall for the first piece of tail that came along.
Kitty: Shh. Okay. Okay. Now smile. Big night. Big everything. [takes photograph] I'll make you a copy.
Rhonda: Yeah, I want to remember this night. Whoo.
Red: Here, Son. You'll need this. [gives Eric money] Girls like her- They like to eat before the prom. Good luck, Son.

Rhonda: Hey, everybody! I just made Forman a man. [chuckles] Well, as much of a man as he'll ever be.
Eric: Kelso and Pam Macy? But Kelso and Jackie got back together on prom night.
Angel: Never happened.
Kelso: I wrote you a love poem, Pam. It goes like this: I love your rack. I'd love to shack... up with you and do it too.
Pam Macy: Oh, Michael. That is so deep.
Kelso: Yeah, I kicked that poem's ass!
Angel: It's all a domino effect, Eric. You see, Hyde wasn't there to take Jackie to prom, so she couldn't make up with Kelso. See?
Eric: Oh, my God. That's so sad. It's like my relationship with Donna touched everyone's life. And I was just gonna throw that a- [blows raspberry]
Angel: Okay, you're unpleasant.
Eric: Just give it up. I don't care. None of this is really that bad anyway.
Angel: Well, it gets a lot worse. Come on. We're going into the future. That's right: the '80s. ["The Safety Dance" by Men without Hats plays]
Eric: Hey, what the hell was that?
Angel: Oh, you'll find out.

Angel: Welcome to 1983, Donna and Hyde's wedding.
Eric: Man, did you have to make her pregnant? Good God, I wish I could just wake up.
Angel: Oh-Oh, you may never wake up. This could be a coma dream.
Kelso: Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Steven Hyde from Cedar Rapids's number one anchorman.
Hyde: Kelso, man, glad you could make it.
Kelso: Hey, oh, man, can I kiss the bride?
Donna: Sure. [Kelso kisses Donna] Damn it, Kelso! You don't French the bride!
Rhonda: Where's the food?
Eric: Please, honey, for the love of God-
Rhonda: Don't "honey" me. I'm hungry, stick man. [sniffs]
Hyde: Hey, Forman, so when are you and Big Rhonda gonna tie the knot, huh?
Eric: Oh, I don't know. You know, I'm so busy at Price Mart, and, uh, she has her dog grooming and her cheating on me, so...

Eric: Ow!
Kitty: Oh, oh, Jake, honey, honey. Be nice to your big brother. He's not strong like you.
Eric: [present] "Brother"? What the hell?
Angel: Your parents finally had the son they always wanted.
Red: Now, Son, what do we call Eric?
Jake: Dumb-ass!
Red: There's my boy! [Red and Kitty laugh]
Kitty: Oh, what a wonderful wedding. It's so nice when children get married and- and move far away from their parents.
Eric: Or they don't get married and stay at home with their mother who they just couldn't stand to be [singsongy] away from.
Kitty: Oh, God.