Frasier Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- 901 Don Juan in Hell (Part 1)
- 902 Don Juan in Hell (Part 2)
- 903 The First Temptation of Daphne
- 904 The Return of Martin Crane
- 905 Love Stinks
- 906 Room Full of Heroes
- 907 Bla-Z-Boy
- 908 The Two Hundredth Episode
- 909 Sharing Kirby
- 910 Junior Agent
- 911 Bully for Martin
- 912 Mother Load (Part 1)
- 913 Mother Load (Part 2)
- 914 Juvenilia
- 915 The Proposal
- 916 Wheels of Fortune
- 917 Three Blind Dates
- 918 War of the Words
- 919 Deathtrap
- 920 The Love You Fake
- 921 Cheerful Goodbyes
- 922 Frasier Has Spokane
- 923 The Guilt Trippers
- 924 Moons Over Seattle
- Season 10
- Season 11
Frasier

After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Daphne in Frasier's Edge
Daphne: Niles made me cabbage with me Osso Buco last night. If I knew it burned fat, I would have had a fourth helping.
Niles: Well, we do have leftovers.
Daphne: No, we don't.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!