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The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl

‘The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl’

Season 3, Episode 7 -  Aired November 21, 1995

As Frasier and Kate try to move past their workplace escapade, they inadvertently broadcast their latest daliance.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Oh, look at the time. I, er, have a session with my multiple personality.
Frasier: Ah.
Niles: Not to worry. If I'm late he can just talk amongst himself.

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Quote from Roz

Frasier: We were just discussing the step system in a new healthcare plans co-payment scheme and- Well, it wouldn't interest you.
Roz: Oh, the hell it wouldn't. You know they're too cheap to pay for a butt-lift? I sit on this thing all day long, that's work-related!

Quote from Niles

Niles: Frasier!
Frasier: Damn, I didn't think you'd be here...
Niles: Well, I would've gone to my regular haunt, but "The Pig 'N Swig" is closed for remodeling.

Quote from Niles

Niles: Had sex with her, didn't you?
Frasier: I didn't mean to. It just ... happened! One minute we were negotiating, the next minute our inhibitions were shattered, along with my kneecap and her Macintosh PowerBook.
Niles: This happened in her office?
Frasier: Yes.
Niles: What are you saying? Her couch folds out?
Frasier: We used her desk.
Niles: ... Her desk folds out?!

Quote from Frasier

Roz: I was supposed to have dinner with a successful, handsome doctor. She thinks we're all as happy to work all night as she is.
Frasier: Mmm.
Roz: Well, you're a psychiatrist, Frasier. She's a cold, repressed workaholic who has no sex life whatsoever. Can't you help her?
Frasier: I've tried, Roz.

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: Hello, Polly. How can I help you?
Polly: "Oh, I'm so glad I got through. I'm sitting here not knowing what to do. I find myself lacking a certain spice."
Frasier: Well Polly, if you want to shake up your routine, why don't you, er, try something new and dangerous? Er, skydiving, belly-dancing, perhaps? That ought to add some spice.
Polly: "What are you talking about? I'm making an apple tart and I'm out of cinnamon!"
Frasier: I see. Listeners, for the fourth time this hour, I am not The Happy Chef. I am The Irritated Psychiatrist, Dr. Frasier Crane. We'll be right back after the news.

Quote from Niles

Martin: Go easy on your brother, Niles, he's had a rough day.
Niles: You're right, dad. Er, Frasier, please accept my apologies. I, I can imagine how trying this must have been for you.
Frasier: Thanks, Niles.
Niles: 'Course, it's been no picnic for those of us who share your name. My Maris took it particularly hard. When I left this morning, she was ordering new stationery with an accent aigu over the "e" in our name. Hereafter, her memos will read, "From the desk of Maris Crané."

Quote from Frasier

Kate: I really think that we should slow things down.
Frasier: [relieved] Oh, I am so glad you said that. I wanted to say the same thing but I was, I was afraid that you'd feel I was rejecting you!
Kate: Oh, how sensitive. And yet, at the same time, how full of yourself.

Quote from Roz

Roz: Okay, Fabio. I want two things. One, you will never make another crack about my sex life. I don't care if I start dating a lumber camp.
Frasier: Done.
Roz: And two, who's Dirty Girl?

Quote from Frasier

Frasier: I spent the last three hours at the observation deck of the Space Needle, looking down on a city that's looking down on me.

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