Niles: Oh, Frasier, listen to this: "Michael Hawkins of Allentown, Pennsylvania, has agreed to donate his right lung to his younger brother Clovis. Says Hawkins, 'I got two lungs, but I only got one brother.'" Isn't that something?
Frasier: It certainly is.
Niles: The love one brother feels for the other.
Frasier: Hmm, what do you want?
Niles: I need you to come to a dog show with me.
Frasier: I would rather give you a lung.

Niles: Frasier, I beg you. It's at the Seattle Kennel Club tomorrow night and I can't go alone, Maris will be there.
Frasier: And in what class will Maris be showing?
Niles: She'll be showing no class.

Niles: This will be my first time seeing them since we filed for divorce.
Frasier: You know, here's an idea, Niles, don't go.
Niles: I've never missed the kennel club show. If I don't go this year, people will think I've let Maris and Schenkman intimidate me. I want to prove that I'm strong and independent, and I can't do that alone.

Roz: So, you're off to San Francisco.
Martin: Yeah, yeah. Duke and I took our shore leave there in '52. We're going back to retrace out steps.
Roz: That sure sounds like fun.
Martin: Yeah, yeah. We had a great time that weekend. Back then there was no place like Frisco for a single guy cruising the streets looking for a good time.
Frasier: You know, Dad, I think you'll find that Frisco hasn't changed all that much.

Frasier: Won't you please come in? Roz'll be out in a second. She just went to powder her... self.

Paula: Did I hear you mention you're going to a dog show?
Niles: Yes, the Seattle Kennel Club is having its annual event tonight.
Paula: You know, Steve and I went to that a few years ago. We just love dogs. We have two giant Schnauzers.
[Niles and Daphne struggle to hold their laughter in]

Steve: [o.s.] Mmm, what's that I smell?
Martin: [whispering] Probably Japan!

Frasier: I'm terribly sorry, Daphne. I actually meant to tell you eventually.
Niles: You didn't need to. Her earlobe's already turning green.
Frasier: Shut up, Niles! You see Daphne, the truth is, I didn't remember your anniversary and well, I saw them and I thought they were pretty, so I bought them for you. You thought they were genuine, you seemed so happy...
Daphne: They are pretty. I suppose I can have them repaired. I'll just take them back to the jewelry store.
Frasier: [long silence] Actually, I bought them at Raymond's.
Daphne: Raymond's drug store?
Niles: Well, the good news is that they'll carry something for that ear infection.
Frasier: Shut up!

Daphne: Oh come on, nothing like that's going to happen.
Roz: I just hate the idea of my kid being teased. I know what that's like. As long as my baby's in here, I can protect it from anything. But pretty soon this kid's going to be out there on his own.
Daphne: Every child goes through a bit of teasing. I mean, it's a part of growing up. At least yours will be lucky enough to have a mother who understands what it feels like. And you'll know just what to say to make it all better.
Roz: I really hadn't thought of it that way.
Daphne: I'm pretty good at finding the positive in things. I mean, look at what happened to me tonight; I could say, here I've worked for someone for five years and he forgot my anniversary and bought me a worthless piece of blue glass. But I'd rather say he gave me a nice pair of earrings just because he thought I'd like them. Which is really rather sweet when you think about it.
Roz: Yeah well, Frasier will be pleased to hear that.
Daphne: Oh, I'm not going to tell him.

Niles: I knew I could count on you for this, Frasier. It's nice to know that some things never change.
[Roz enters]
Roz: Do you guys know where I can get a cheap hotel room in a hurry?
Niles: Case in point. Goodbye, Roz.