Frasier Quote of the Day

Sunday, July 3, 2022

Quote from Martin in Frasier's Imaginary Friend

Daphne: I think you two are just being awful, I've never known Dr. Crane to tell a lie.
Niles: Actually, this is not without precedent. When he was ten, he forged letters from Leonard Bernstein and told everyone they were pen pals.
Martin: Oh, yeah.
Niles: He'd come bounding up the stairs, "Got another one from Lenny"! We were all agog until Mr. Bernstein wrote that his Broadway debut was "Candide" when everyone knows that it was "On The Town." That's when we knew it was a fake!
Martin: The sloppy kid lettering was also a clue.


Recent Quotes

Saturday, July 2, 2022

Quote from Martin in You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover

Frasier: Damn it, you seem like such a nice guy.
Jimmy: I am a nice guy.
Martin: He was voted most congenial in his cellblock.

Friday, July 1, 2022

Quote from Roz in Roz in the Doghouse

Frasier: Roz, I can see how he's manipulating you. I'm an expert in human behavior.
Roz: Oh, really? Excuse me. I've heard your expert advice. The only mental disorder you've ever cured is insomnia!

Thursday, June 30, 2022

Quote from Daphne in Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast

Frasier: God, I hope this works, Daphne.
Daphne: Well, I've been sending Elaine psychic messages all day.
Frasier: You're kidding. You can transmit? I thought you were just a receiver.
Daphne: Well, I'm giving it a try. You know, "Elaine in 14-10, come to dinner, come to dinner".
Frasier: That's very charming, Daphne, but Elaine's in 14-12.
Daphne: Oh dear. I guess I'd better set an extra place at the table, then.

Wednesday, June 29, 2022

Quote from Martin in Some Assembly Required

Niles: What is this? Has Frasier been attempting the laundry again?
Martin: No, that's Eddie's. It's for a safety talk Eddie and I are giving at Glenbrook Elementary.
Daphne: Sounds like fun.
Martin: Oh, yeah! We're replacing a talking parrot act. Officer Chirpy and Sergeant Bob. Dick Chirpy was one of the finest officers I ever served with. It's funny, you know, with a name like Chirpy, you'd think he'd be the parrot, but as I said before, he wasn't, he was the guy. The parrot being Bob.

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

Quote from Niles in Coots and Ladders

Daphne: Oh, Martin, look at you. Sitting in your chair all sour and grumpy.
Ronee: You must be drunk in this picture, Niles. You've got your arm around a floor lamp.
Niles: Oh, no, that's Maris in her Easter hat.

Monday, June 27, 2022

Quote from Frasier in Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice...

Frasier: [to Martin] I'm sorry, but that's just a little cynical for me. I don't want to go through life thinking the worst of people. I prefer to think of them as basically good and decent. [into phone] Yes, I am here, but you know, I'm sorry, I'm in the middle of a speech right now, so you'll have to hold! [places the phone on hold] Truth is, I enjoy my life that way. If the price I have to pay is to replace a few credit cards from time to time, well then, so be it.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, July 4, 2022

A quote from Frasier in the episode Fraternal Schwinns.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

A quote from Niles in the episode Rooms with a View (Part 2).

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

A quote from Martin in the episode The Focus Group.

Thursday, July 7, 2022

A quote from Daphne in the episode Something Borrowed, Something Blue.

Friday, July 8, 2022

A quote from Roz in the episode Deathtrap.