Frasier Quote of the Day
Thursday, April 22, 2021
Frasier: You know, Niles, we could open it up to the general public.
Niles: That's not a bad idea. A warm bed.
Frasier: A freshly-baked scone.
Niles: For a moderate fee...
Frasier: It could pay for itself.
Niles: As a B & B!
Daphne: If you two break into song, I'm leaving.
Wednesday, April 21, 2021
Roz: I haven't seen Daphne in a while. Is it my imagination...?
Martin: No. Six squares a day.
Roz: That's not like her. Maybe she's depressed. That's when I eat. Did you say anything to her?
Martin: Nope. Timing is very delicate in something like this, Roz. I figured I'd wait until after she's too big to catch me but before she needs the motorized scooter.
Tuesday, April 20, 2021
Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."
Monday, April 19, 2021
Lilith: Uh, Brian is a seismologist at M.I.T.
Frasier: Oh well, that's perfect. Brian being a seismologist, and you having so many faults.
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Daphne: Explain to me again how you and Mel masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing?
Frasier: If I may? Uh, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little wiggle room so she can get out of this debacle with her dignity intact.
Daphne: And what about Niles's dignity?
Frasier: Well, Maris got that in the divorce.
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Frasier: So, are Norm and Cliff still holding up the bar?
Sam: Uh, well, Norm is, but Cliff hasn't been in for a while. Evidently, he read this article about flesh-eating bacteria and he hasn't left his mom's house since. But, you know, there's a good side to that, though, 'cause a lot of people who haven't been around for a while are starting to come back to the bar.
Friday, April 16, 2021
Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe they're right. I mean, look at what this woman has reduced me to already. Trading barbs, yelling over the air. Now I'm spreading rumors about her? Is that anyway for a psychiatrist to deal with conflict?
Roz: Don't you wimp out on me!
Frasier: Now, Roz, just think about it. There may be a better way. You know, Dr. Nora is clearly a damaged and angry woman. Maybe I could find out what's at the root of that anger, and help her, also proving that my method of therapy is the more valid one.
Roz: Why are you doing this to me? Look, if you have a tumor—
Frasier: Roz, stop it!
Friday, April 23, 2021
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