Frasier Quote of the Day

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Quote from Daphne in Fortysomething

Frasier: Listen, Daphne, before you go, I'd like to ask you a little question here. When you look at me, um, do you see me as a young man, or as an older man?
Daphne: Oh, no. No, you don't. You're not getting me into that Vietnam. I learned a long time ago there are three questions you never answer honestly. "How old do I look?" "Do you like my hair?" and "Was it good for you, too?" [to Niles] Coming, Dr. Crane? ... Dr. Crane?
Niles: I'm sorry, I was someplace else. [to Frasier] It was a warm and friendly place.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Quote from Martin in Good Grief

Niles: So, what's Frasier doing?
Martin: Ah, he's getting weirder. He beat up a pinata yesterday.
Niles: Isn't that what you're supposed to do to a pinata?
Martin: Not like this. They found a jawbreaker on the other side of the highway.

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Quote from Niles in Roz's Krant and Gouldenstein Are Dead

Frasier: Are there no other services you could have performed?
Roz: The only other option was visiting old people in a retirement home.
Frasier: And you chose this?
Niles: Well, think about it. Walking the streets, picking up trash, you can see how Roz would go with the familiar.

Monday, December 6, 2021

Quote from Frasier in Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice...

Heather: [pointing at Frasier] There he is. He's the man who's been impersonating Frasier Crane.
Officer: All right, let's go.
Frasier: Oh, what are you talking about? I am Frasier Crane!
Officer: Do you have identification?
Frasier: Well, no, no. But it's the truth. [to Phil] Tell them.
Phil: Thank God you got here when you did, officer! I detained him as long as I could!
Frasier: What?!
Officer: Move it.
Frasier: But he's lying! He's the imposter! Don't you people recognize me?! Oh, for goodness sake! This is madness! I can't believe this is happening! People of the world, listen to me! Trust no one, especially that lazy bastard!

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Quote from Niles in A Lilith Thanksgiving

Lilith: Niles, I'm afraid with this interview, I'm running a little behind schedule. So, I'm enlisting you to help with the turkey.
Niles: Oh, well, I've never cooked a turkey before, but the recipe's here, I guess I can fumble my way through. How far along are you?
Lilith: I'm nearly done defrosting.
Niles: And the turkey?

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Quote from Frasier in The Show Where Lilith Comes Back

Daphne: Oh, my head!
Frasier: Can I get you an aspirin, Daphne?
Daphne: Oh, no, no, I'm afraid those are useless. This is one of me psychic headaches. There's some kind of negative force out there. I only get these when there's a clawing at the cosmic continuum.
Niles: Perhaps if someone rubbed your temples?
Frasier: Niles! I'm sure she wants privacy while she contacts the mother ship.

Friday, December 3, 2021

Quote from Roz in The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl

Frasier: We were just discussing the step system in a new healthcare plans co-payment scheme and- Well, it wouldn't interest you.
Roz: Oh, the hell it wouldn't. You know they're too cheap to pay for a butt-lift? I sit on this thing all day long, that's work-related!

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, December 10, 2021

A quote from Roz in the episode Oops.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

A quote from Martin in the episode Out with Dad.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

A quote from Niles in the episode The Last Time I Saw Maris.

Monday, December 13, 2021

A quote from Frasier in the episode Three Blind Dates.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

A quote from Niles in the episode And the Whimper Is....