Frasier Quote of the Day

Sunday, July 5, 2020

Quote from Niles in The Innkeepers

Frasier: Niles, tonight let's go to Orsini's for one glorious farewell dinner.
Niles: Why not? I'll make the reservations. We'll take Dad and Daphne.
Frasier: Great. Will Maris be joining us?
Niles: Oh, sadly no. She had a bad experience there one Christmas Eve. An Italian soccer team was at the next table. Maris announced she was in the mood for a goose and, perhaps inevitably, tragedy ensued.

Recent Quotes

Saturday, July 4, 2020

Quote from Frasier in And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (Part 2)

Mel: Attention, everyone. Before we cut the cake, Niles' brother, Frasier, would like to make a toast in our honor.
Martin: I didn't know you were doing this.
Frasier: Neither did I. [speaking to the crowd] Well, ah, love... is an awesome force. It can make us do things we never imagined were possible. For you see, we don't actually choose love, it chooses us. And once it has, we are powerless to do anything about it. Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses with me in toasting my brother... and the love of his life. For she is truly the woman of his dreams, and my father and I couldn't be more thrilled with his choice. To the happy couple.

Friday, July 3, 2020

Quote from Roz in Dial M for Martin

Roz: Maybe you two need to take a little break from each other? Have you ever thought about, I don't know, staying with Niles for a while?
Martin: Out of the frying pan into the fire, huh?
Roz: Well, think about it. Niles's place is so huge, and he's at work all the time.
Martin: That's true. And Maris is out of the picture now.
Roz: You know, I just thought of something. For a while there, your daughters-in-law were Maris and Lilith. Whoa, Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, July 2, 2020

Quote from Daphne in The Show Where Lilith Comes Back

Daphne: Oh, my Lord. I've never had a throbbing like this!
Frasier: Daphne, um, this is my ex-wife, Dr. Lilith Sternin. Lilith, this is Daphne Moon, my dad's physical therapist.
Lilith: It's nice to meet you.
Daphne: An equal pleasure. [whispering to Frasier] When I shook hands with that woman, I lost all feeling in me arm.

Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Quote from Martin in Dinner at Eight

Martin: All right, that's it. I've had enough of you two jackasses. I've spent the whole night listening to you making cracks about the food and the health. Well, I've got news for you. People like this place. I like this place. And when you insult this restaurant, you insult me. You know, I used to think you took after your mother, liking the ballet and all that. But you mother liked a good ball game, too. She'd even have a hot dog once in a while. She may have had fancy taste, but she had too much class to make me or anyone else feel second-rate. If she saw the way you two behaved tonight, she'd be ashamed. I know I am.

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

Quote from Niles in SeaBee Jeebies

Frasier: So, Randy, where were we?
Randy: Your brother was just telling me how Maris is coping with jail. So, is it true that Maris tried to break out?
Niles: Oh, no, no, no. Her eyebrow pencil simply rolled out of her cell and she went to get it. It's really the jail's fault for making those bars so far apart.

Monday, June 29, 2020

Quote from Frasier in To Thine Old Self Be True

Frasier: It's hard to believe that's the same frail woman who once sprained her wrist from having too much dip on a cracker.

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, July 6, 2020

A quote from Frasier in the episode Murder Most Maris.

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

A quote from Niles in the episode Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3).

Wednesday, July 8, 2020

A quote from Martin in the episode Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3).

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A quote from Daphne in the episode The Late Dr. Crane.

Friday, July 10, 2020

A quote from Roz in the episode Dr. Nora.