Frasier Quote of the Day

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Quote from Niles in Ask Me No Questions

Niles: That reminds me, yesterday at the café I asked you a question which you deftly avoided answering. Do you think Maris and I are meant to be together?
Frasier: Right, well. That's a tough question. Well, you know, perhaps the better question would be, do you think you and Maris are meant to be together?
Niles: Hmmm. I serve you up a question, you clumsily bat it back to me. We've hardly missed our squash game at all.


Recent Quotes

Friday, September 25, 2020

Quote from Roz in Dr. Nora

Frasier: Ah, Dr. Nora.
Nora: Such a frosty tone. Is something the matter?
Frasier: I have just one question—
Roz: What kind of vicious, judgmental, name-calling, machete-mouthed bitch are you?
Frasier: I was going for the less feisty version.

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Quote from Daphne in Something Borrowed, Something Blue

[A knock on the winnebago door]
Niles: Come in.
[Niles looks up:]
Daphne: Hello.
Niles: Daphne.
Daphne: I was wondering... if you might be free for a date?
Niles: Oh, my God, yes!
Daphne: There's plenty of time for that later. Let's get this bloody boat moving!
Niles: What, you mean now?
Daphne: There's about a hundred people back there I'm not so keen on seeing.
Niles: Well, all right, let's go then.
Niles: Fasten your seat belt, Daphne.
Daphne: Fasten yours, Niles.

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Quote from Martin in Author, Author

[Martin is wearing headphones to listen to the TV]
Niles: Very clever solution.
Frasier: Yes. It also has another little feature that I like. Watch this. [to Martin] Hey, Dad! Nice shirt. Did they throw that in the last time you had your tires rotated?
Niles: Hey, Dad. Tell us about the time you met Dwight Eisenhower. We haven't heard that story this hour.
Frasier: Okay, okay, my turn. Hey, Dad? Remember-
Martin: Say another word and I'll club you both with my cane.

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Quote from Niles in The Zoo Story

Niles: You must excuse my jolly mood, but Maris was over tonight for our weekly conjugal visit.
Martin: Eeww, Jeez.
Niles: I've never seen her look so seductive. She wore a clingy gown, crimson lipstick, even earrings, which she tends to avoid as they make her head droop. She pulled me down upon the bed and began playing my spine like a zither. And then, just as things were heating up, she renewed her request that I dismiss Doctor Wilfong. So tremulous with desire was I that I almost relented, but then I remembered your advice, Frasier, and I said I wouldn't fire the good doctor. At which point Maris told me I wouldn't be firing anything else in the foreseeable future! And she left!

Monday, September 21, 2020

Quote from Frasier in Someone to Watch Over Me

Roz: Be careful out there. There's a lot of creeps.
Frasier: Oh, Roz, I hate that word "creeps". I've met a lot of odd people in this business and I never refer to any of them as a "creep".
Bulldog: Hey, Roz, will you stop wearing those corduroys? I can't see your pantyline.
Frasier: Although some people do send me groping for synonyms.

Sunday, September 20, 2020

Quote from Frasier in Moons Over Seattle

Frasier: [on the phone] Henri, you can't ban me from your bistro. It's my chez away from chez! Very well. Goodbye, Henri.

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, September 27, 2020

A quote from Frasier in the episode Roz's Turn.

Monday, September 28, 2020

A quote from Frasier in the episode The Show Where Woody Shows Up.

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

A quote from Niles in the episode The Ann Who Came to Dinner.

Wednesday, September 30, 2020

A quote from Martin in the episode Hungry Heart.

Thursday, October 1, 2020

A quote from Daphne in the episode A Mid-Winter Night's Dream.