Frasier Quote of the Day
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Frasier: Glad you're here. Look, I'm so sorry about this morning.
Niles: Oh, oh, oh, not at all, I ended up playing an exhilarating game with Chip Emery.
Niles: I won two out of three sets, and if you recall, Chip was club champion four years running.
Frasier: Yes. And I also recall that that record comes with an asterisk. I believe his streak was interrupted by World War Two.
Niles: It was Korea and you know it.
Monday, November 30, 2020
Roz: Frasier, it's all in how you look at things. Look at my life.
Frasier: [still wailing] No career, no relationship, no hope.
Roz: You can say the same thing about me.
Frasier: I was talking about you!
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Martin: Hey, Roz. How was the dog park?
Roz: Well, I got a phone number.
Martin: Oh, nice.
Frasier: Is that why you people have pets? To get dates?
Roz: No, but it's a plus. I've never met one person who didn't get at least one date through their pet.
Frasier: Well, meet me! Four years of high school and not a single encounter generated. Stupid fish.
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Frasier: I can suggest certain visualization techniques...
Dr. Tewksbury: He knows them already.
Frasier: Look, if he knows all this, then why is he calling?
Dr. Tewksbury: He told you. Because he's empty. Keep going.
Frasier: Sometimes it helps to write yourself a letter...
Dr. Tewksbury: He's already got himself on the phone.
Frasier: But I don't know what he wants!
Dr. Tewksbury: Then why do you keep trying to bury him in psychiatric exercises?
Frasier: Because that's all I have!
[Frasier and Dr. Tewksbury share a knowing look]
Frasier: I'm sorry, caller, I can't help you.
Friday, November 27, 2020
Frasier: Let the moment build. Besides, Niles hasn't arrived yet.
Martin: Oh, I'd be surprised if he came. He's terrified of this place.
Frasier: Still? My God, it's been thirty years.
Roz: What happened?
Martin: Oh, Hester and I brought the boys here when they were kids and Niles was running around, he bumped into the desert trolley and Stefano got hot and yelled at him and Niles got terrified and he, well...
Frasier: He vomited.
Martin: Right. All over Stefano's shoes. Then he ran out, hid behind the car and he hasn't been back in here since.
Roz: Poor little weenie.
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Daphne: Oh, my Lord. I've never had a throbbing like this!
Frasier: Daphne, um, this is my ex-wife, Dr. Lilith Sternin. Lilith, this is Daphne Moon, my dad's physical therapist.
Lilith: It's nice to meet you.
Daphne: An equal pleasure. [whispering to Frasier] When I shook hands with that woman, I lost all feeling in me arm.
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
[Niles is in the bathroom. Frasier talks to him through the door.]
Frasier: Niles, just remember to keep breathing. And trust me, this is not the end. Your life is not over. [silence] Niles. Niles!
[A loud bang is heard from inside the bathroom.]
Frasier: Oh, my God.
[Frasier reluctantly opens the bathroom door. He looks into see see the door splattered with white foam, while Niles is covered in the stuff.]
Daphne: Dr. Crane, are you all right?
Niles: I'm fine. Just a little hot. And foamy.
Martin: You know what must have happened? My Hot & Foamy must have exploded.
Daphne: He was a detective, you know!
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