Frasier Quote of the Day

Saturday, April 4, 2020

Quote from Gil in She's the Boss

Bulldog: So, we're together, right?
Gil: Absolutely.
Bulldog: We're not letting her push us around any longer!
Gil: Nope. You do the talking. I'll stand behind you and burn holes through her with my "You call this a hollandaise sauce?!" glare.

Recent Quotes

Friday, April 3, 2020

Quote from Roz in Daphne Returns

Frasier: I didn't mean to disturb your reading.
Roz: Actually, I'm doing a little research. I have a meeting with a publisher tomorrow. I'm thinking of writing my own children's book.
Frasier: Really?
Roz: Yeah, it's a story my mom made up for me when I was a little kid. I tell it to Alice all the time now, and I thought it would be such a kick if I could get it published.
Frasier: Good for you, Roz. You know, I dabbled in juvenile fiction myself. Yes, Niles and I when we were boys wrote a series of stories together in which we were the heroes. Along the lines of a "Hardy Boys" or a "Nancy Drew".
Roz: "The Nancy Boys"?

Thursday, April 2, 2020

Quote from Daphne in The Wizard and Roz

Dr. Morey: You know, Daphne, I'm always curious, when was it that you first suspected you had psychic ability?
Daphne: Oh, years ago, when I was a little girl. Grammy Moon first saw the gift in me. See, I was a girl in a house full of boys, which I hated, until Grammy told me that only Moon women had second sight. She had it, her mother had it and so on. After that, I began noticing I could sense things before they happened, sort of like a secret power. Anyway, it's just always been a part of who I am.

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Quote from Martin in Dinner at Eight

Martin: All right, that's it. I've had enough of you two jackasses. I've spent the whole night listening to you making cracks about the food and the health. Well, I've got news for you. People like this place. I like this place. And when you insult this restaurant, you insult me. You know, I used to think you took after your mother, liking the ballet and all that. But you mother liked a good ball game, too. She'd even have a hot dog once in a while. She may have had fancy taste, but she had too much class to make me or anyone else feel second-rate. If she saw the way you two behaved tonight, she'd be ashamed. I know I am.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth

Niles: I don't believe this. All these years, the doyenne of Seattle's elite looking down her nose at everyone in sight, she owes it all to this. She's managed to have her urinal cake and eat it, too.

Monday, March 30, 2020

Quote from Frasier in IQ

Frasier: You know, they say Quinn is quite witty. In nuclear physics circles, he is referred to as "the half life of the party."

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss

Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!

Upcoming Quotes

Sunday, April 5, 2020

A quote from Frasier in the episode Star Mitzvah.

Monday, April 6, 2020

A quote from Frasier in the episode Farewell, Nervosa.

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

A quote from Niles in the episode You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover.

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

A quote from Martin in the episode Give Him the Chair!.

Thursday, April 9, 2020

A quote from Daphne in the episode Daphne Hates Sherry.