Frasier Quote of the Day

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Quote from Daphne in Deathtrap

Frasier: You know, Niles, we could open it up to the general public.
Niles: That's not a bad idea. A warm bed.
Frasier: A freshly-baked scone.
Niles: For a moderate fee...
Frasier: It could pay for itself.
Niles: As a B & B!
Daphne: If you two break into song, I'm leaving.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Quote from Martin in Frasier's Edge

Roz: I haven't seen Daphne in a while. Is it my imagination...?
Martin: No. Six squares a day.
Roz: That's not like her. Maybe she's depressed. That's when I eat. Did you say anything to her?
Martin: Nope. Timing is very delicate in something like this, Roz. I figured I'd wait until after she's too big to catch me but before she needs the motorized scooter.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Quote from Niles in The Show Must Go Off

Niles: This is the autograph Jackson Hedley gave me in junior high school.
Frasier: Oh, Niles. "Dear Coach Pellit, please excuse Niles from gym, for obvious reasons."
Niles: The other side.
Frasier: Ah, yes. "To Niles, my kingdom for more fans like you. Jackson Hedley."

Monday, April 19, 2021

Quote from Frasier in Adventures in Paradise (Part 2)

Lilith: Uh, Brian is a seismologist at M.I.T.
Frasier: Oh well, that's perfect. Brian being a seismologist, and you having so many faults.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Quote from Frasier in And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (Part 2)

Daphne: Explain to me again how you and Mel masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing?
Niles: Well...
Frasier: If I may? Uh, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little wiggle room so she can get out of this debacle with her dignity intact.
Daphne: And what about Niles's dignity?
Frasier: Well, Maris got that in the divorce.

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Quote from Frasier in The Show Where Sam Shows Up

Frasier: So, are Norm and Cliff still holding up the bar?
Sam: Uh, well, Norm is, but Cliff hasn't been in for a while. Evidently, he read this article about flesh-eating bacteria and he hasn't left his mom's house since. But, you know, there's a good side to that, though, 'cause a lot of people who haven't been around for a while are starting to come back to the bar.
Frasier: Oh!

Friday, April 16, 2021

Quote from Roz in Dr. Nora

Frasier: You know, Roz, maybe they're right. I mean, look at what this woman has reduced me to already. Trading barbs, yelling over the air. Now I'm spreading rumors about her? Is that anyway for a psychiatrist to deal with conflict?
Roz: Don't you wimp out on me!
Frasier: Now, Roz, just think about it. There may be a better way. You know, Dr. Nora is clearly a damaged and angry woman. Maybe I could find out what's at the root of that anger, and help her, also proving that my method of therapy is the more valid one.
Roz: Why are you doing this to me? Look, if you have a tumor—
Frasier: Roz, stop it!

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, April 23, 2021

A quote from Roz in the episode The Ring Cycle.

Saturday, April 24, 2021

A quote from Frasier in the episode You Can Go Home Again.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

A quote from Frasier in the episode Fathers and Sons.

Monday, April 26, 2021

A quote from Frasier in the episode The Show Where Diane Comes Back.

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

A quote from Niles in the episode Secret Admirer.