Frasier Quote of the Day

Sunday, February 25, 2024

Quote from Frasier in And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (Part 1)

Frasier: But what I'm trying to say is if you feel the urge to yell at someone, well then yell at me. If you want to take a swing at someone, then here's my chin. [Donny jumps up] Are you going to hit me?
Donny: Oh, yeah. I'm gonna hit you. I'm gonna hit you with tortious interference and intentional and negligent infliction of emotional distress. In layman's terms: I'm gonna sue your ass off!
Frasier: Me? But Daphne's the one who left you at the altar.


Recent Quotes

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Quote from Frasier in Don Juan in Hell (Part 1)

Frasier: Well, Roz, you'll be pleased to know I have come to a decision. Claire it is. So long, Lana.
Roz: Are you sure?
Frasier: Trust me, Roz. The brain is racked, the soul is searched, the window is closed. Claire in, Lana out.

Friday, February 23, 2024

Quote from Roz in Frasier Grinch

Bulldog: [indicating the mistletoe hanging from his hat] Hey, Roz. You know what's over my head?
Roz: Almost any clever remark?
Bulldog: What'd she mean by that?

Thursday, February 22, 2024

Quote from Daphne in Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast

Daphne: And to finish it off, a batch of Grammy Moon's famous sticky buns.
Frasier: Oh my, that's it.
Daphne: Grammy made these every Sunday. 'course, she added a pint of rum to the recipe. And nobody liked these more than Grammy herself. Many's the Sunday I'd head over to her house after church, only to find her out in the garden in her wedding dress, face down in the birdbath.

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Quote from Martin in The New Friend

Martin: Just want you to know I really appreciate what you did for me.
Niles: Please, it was my pleasure. I'm really gonna miss the little guy. We actually started to bond.
Martin: Ha-ha, that's great. Oh, what's this tag?
Niles: Oh, uh, that's nothing. That's- Uh, they put that on at the park.
Martin: "Bark Avenue?" That's a kennel. You dumped him off at a kennel?
Niles: No, no, Dad. Actually, it's more of a spa than a kennel.
Martin: I trusted you with Eddie and you betrayed that trust. Why'd you do it, son?

Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Quote from Niles in Retirement is Murder

Frasier: Yes, it's just I'm trying desperately to come up with some way to get him out of the house. He's off on one of his "Weeping Lotus" binges again.
Niles: We've tried distracting him before. We've taken him everywhere from the arboretum to the zen garden. Wait a minute. The zen garden is at the arboretum. Good Lord, is it possible we've only taken him one place?

Monday, February 19, 2024

Quote from Frasier in Sweet Dreams

Frasier: What has happened to me, Niles? I used to be so courageous. To fight for things. When did I become
so middle-aged? So timid?
Niles: Don't be so hard on yourself, it's part of life. We all get a bit more cautious as we get older.
Frasier: Not me. God, it was only five years ago I packed up my whole life in Boston, moved across the country to start over. That took real courage. Now, ha-ha, the biggest risk I take is saying to Dad, "Hey, let's go out to dinner, you pick the restaurant".

Upcoming Quotes

Monday, February 26, 2024

A quote from Frasier in the episode Daphne's Room.

Tuesday, February 27, 2024

A quote from Niles in the episode Dinner at Eight.

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

A quote from Martin in the episode Good Grief.

Thursday, February 29, 2024

A quote from Daphne in the episode The Maris Counselor.

Friday, March 1, 2024

A quote from Roz in the episode The Friend.