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- 801 And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (Part 1)
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- 803 The Bad Son
- 804 The Great Crane Robbery
- 805 Taking Liberties
- 806 Legal Tender, Love and Care
- 807 The New Friend
- 808 Mary Christmas
- 809 Frasier's Edge
- 810 Cranes Unplugged
- 811 Motor Skills
- 812 The Show Must Go Off
- 813 Sliding Frasiers
- 814 Hungry Heart
- 815 Hooping Cranes
- 816 Docu.Drama
- 817 It Takes Two to Tangle
- 818 Forgotten But Not Gone
- 819 Daphne Returns
- 820 The Wizard and Roz
- 821 Semi-Decent Proposal
- 822 A Passing Fancy
- 823 A Day in May
- 824 The Cranes Go Caribbean
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Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Daphne in The Late Dr. Crane
Frasier: No, I'm serious, Daphne. I plan to go running just after I finish my obituary. [chuckles] You see, it's a self-actualizing exercise. You write your obituary the way you'd like it to appear - years from now, of course - and then it helps you to focus your goals. You see, here they are, all my hopes and dreams.
Daphne: These are dreams, all right. [laughs] "Dr. Crane came late to athletics, he became a fixture in the Seattle marathon, the America's Cup yacht race, as well as the Kentucky Derby." [laughs] A jockey at your size! You better start writing an obituary for the horse.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
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