Frasier Quotes
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- 501 Frasier's Imaginary Friend
- 502 The Gift Horse
- 503 Halloween
- 504 The Kid
- 505 The 1000th Show
- 506 Voyage of the Damned
- 507 My Fair Frasier
- 508 Desperately Seeking Closure
- 509 Perspectives on Christmas
- 510 Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
- 511 Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
- 512 The Zoo Story
- 513 The Maris Counselor
- 514 The Ski Lodge
- 515 Room Service
- 516 Beware of Greeks
- 517 The Perfect Guy
- 518 Bad Dog
- 519 Frasier Gotta Have It
- 520 First Date
- 521 Roz and the Schnoz
- 522 The Life of the Party
- 523 Party, Party
- 524 Sweet Dreams
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Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Niles in Adventures in Paradise (Part 1)
Niles: If you ask me, Frasier, your trepidation is well-founded. It is possible to move a relationship along too fast, and ultimately marry too hastily. You could find, a few years down the line, that the person isn't really right for you, [getting worked up] and then what happens if you meet the right person, someone who really excites you and makes you feel alive, but you can't act upon it because you're trapped in a stale, albeit comfortable Maris! ... Marriage. I have to go now.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote Collections
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The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
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The best calls to Dr. Frasier Crane's radio show.
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Enjoy a selection of quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Frasier.
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