Frasier Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
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- Season 3
- 301 She's the Boss
- 302 Shrink Rap
- 303 Martin Does It His Way
- 304 Leapin' Lizards
- 305 Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
- 306 Sleeping with the Enemy
- 307 The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
- 308 The Last Time I Saw Maris
- 309 Frasier Grinch
- 310 It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
- 311 The Friend
- 312 Come Lie with Me
- 313 Moon Dance
- 314 The Show Where Diane Comes Back
- 315 A Word to the Wiseguy
- 316 Look Before You Leap
- 317 High Crane Drifter
- 318 Chess Pains
- 319 Crane vs. Crane
- 320 Police Story
- 321 Where There's Smoke, There's Fired
- 322 Frasier Loves Roz
- 323 The Focus Group
- 324 You Can Go Home Again
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Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Roz in Three Valentines
Frasier: Roz, I'm back.
Roz: Okay. She ditched her dress and she's hitting the sauce. What do you need, runway lights on the mattress?
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote Collections
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The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
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The best calls to Dr. Frasier Crane's radio show.
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Enjoy a selection of quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Frasier.
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