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- Season 1
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- 301 She's the Boss
- 302 Shrink Rap
- 303 Martin Does It His Way
- 304 Leapin' Lizards
- 305 Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
- 306 Sleeping with the Enemy
- 307 The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
- 308 The Last Time I Saw Maris
- 309 Frasier Grinch
- 310 It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
- 311 The Friend
- 312 Come Lie with Me
- 313 Moon Dance
- 314 The Show Where Diane Comes Back
- 315 A Word to the Wiseguy
- 316 Look Before You Leap
- 317 High Crane Drifter
- 318 Chess Pains
- 319 Crane vs. Crane
- 320 Police Story
- 321 Where There's Smoke, There's Fired
- 322 Frasier Loves Roz
- 323 The Focus Group
- 324 You Can Go Home Again
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Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Daphne in It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
Daphne: Look, I know you're upset about Kate leaving, but cheer up. There's nothing quite as exciting as a first date. All those questions you ask. "What's your favorite food?" "What's your favorite color?" "If you were to come back as an animal, what sort of animal would you be?" If she were to ask you that one, what would you say?
Frasier: "Check, please" comes to mind.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
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Quote from Niles in High Crane Drifter
Niles: Oh, Frasier, I'm not surprised he's hiding behind lawyers. What other behavior would you expect... from a chicken?
Harvey: What did you say?
Niles: I was speaking to my brother. [stands] But, to put it in language you can understand, [clucking].
Frasier: Nile. This is no time for you to assert yourself.
Harvey: Hey, your brother's making trouble here...
Niles: Oh, oh, oh. What are you gonna do? Flap me with one of your big fluffy wings?
Frasier: Niles, stop it. Please excuse him.
Niles: Oh, for god's sake, Frasier don't waste your breath on this hairy, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing troglodyte who's probably the only male in existence who suffers from penis envy!