Frasier Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
- Season 2
- Season 3
- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- Season 7
- Season 8
- Season 9
- Season 10
- Season 11
- 1101 No Sex Please, We're Skittish
- 1102 A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia
- 1103 The Doctor is Out
- 1104 The Babysitter
- 1105 The Placeholder
- 1106 I'm Listening
- 1107 Maris Returns
- 1108 Murder Most Maris
- 1109 Guns N' Neuroses
- 1110 SeaBee Jeebies
- 1111 High Holidays
- 1112 Frasier Lite
- 1113 The Ann Who Came to Dinner
- 1114 Freudian Sleep
- 1115 Caught in the Act
- 1116 Boo!
- 1117 Coots and Ladders
- 1118 Match Game
- 1119 Miss Right Now
- 1120 And Frasier Makes Three
- 1121 Detour
- 1122 Crock Tales
- 1123 Goodnight, Seattle
Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Martin: Boy, you and Niles, it's been the same since you were kids. If one of you has something, the other one always has to have it, too. I had to buy two Balinese lutes, two découpage kits, two pairs of lederhosen. When you finally moved out of the house, that was one embarrassing garage sale.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote Collections
-
The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
46 quotes
-
The best calls to Dr. Frasier Crane's radio show.
32 quotes
-
Enjoy a selection of quotes from classic Christmas episodes of Frasier.
28 quotes
Trending Quotes
Quote from Niles in Fathers and Sons
Niles: [on the phone with Daphne] Okay, so Delilah is out? No, that's fine, that's fine. What are your ideas? Taylor. Fletcher. Cooper. Tanner. Where are you getting these, the Big Book of Medieval Professions?