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- 1101 No Sex Please, We're Skittish
- 1102 A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia
- 1103 The Doctor is Out
- 1104 The Babysitter
- 1105 The Placeholder
- 1106 I'm Listening
- 1107 Maris Returns
- 1108 Murder Most Maris
- 1109 Guns N' Neuroses
- 1110 SeaBee Jeebies
- 1111 High Holidays
- 1112 Frasier Lite
- 1113 The Ann Who Came to Dinner
- 1114 Freudian Sleep
- 1115 Caught in the Act
- 1116 Boo!
- 1117 Coots and Ladders
- 1118 Match Game
- 1119 Miss Right Now
- 1120 And Frasier Makes Three
- 1121 Detour
- 1122 Crock Tales
- 1123 Goodnight, Seattle
Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Niles in The Ann Who Came to Dinner
Roz: Is it true that she fired one of the gardeners because she found a worm on the front walk?
Niles: Well, to be fair, Maris has always been frightened and disgusted by them.
Roz: It's just a stupid worm.
Niles: No, I'm talking about gardeners.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
Quote Collections
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The unbelievable stories of Niles' ex-wife, the Seattle socialite Maris Crane.
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The best calls to Dr. Frasier Crane's radio show.
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Quote from Simon in Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Roz: Simon, this is my old friend Tim. He's a computer programmer.
Simon: Oh, what a coincidence, with me owning my own software company.
Tim: Really? What sort of applications are you focused on?
Simon: Voice recognition, data encryption, a little something I'm working on for NASA. Can't discuss that one.
Tim: Oh, very impressive. And Roz? Are you still producing?
Simon: Oh, I'll say she is! [Simon smacks Roz's behind]