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- 1001 The Ring Cycle
- 1002 Enemy at the Gate
- 1003 Proxy Prexy
- 1004 Kissing Cousin
- 1005 Tales from the Crypt
- 1006 Star Mitzvah
- 1007 Bristle While You Work (Part 1)
- 1008 Rooms with a View (Part 2)
- 1009 Don't Go Breaking My Heart (Part 3)
- 1010 We Two Kings
- 1011 Door Jam
- 1012 The Harassed
- 1013 Lilith Needs a Favor
- 1014 Daphne Does Dinner
- 1015 Trophy Girlfriend
- 1016 Fraternal Schwinns
- 1017 Kenny on the Couch
- 1018 Roe to Perdition
- 1019 Some Assembly Required
- 1020 Farewell, Nervosa
- 1021 The Devil and Dr. Phil
- 1022 Fathers and Sons
- 1023 Analyzed Kiss
- 1024 A New Position for Roz
- Season 11
Frasier
After Dr. Frasier Crane returns to his hometown of Seattle to host a radio call-in show, his bachelor lifestyle is turned upside down when his father is forced to move in with him.
Starring:
Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Jane Leeves, Peri Gilpin.
Recurring Actors:
Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Harriet Sansom Harris, Patrick Kerr, Bebe Neuwirth, Marsha Mason, Tom McGowan, Anthony LaPaglia, Millicent Martin, Wendie Malick.
Original Run: 1993-2004.
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Quote from Martin in You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
Frasier: Frank's an interesting study, isn't he? Temper, loner, a bit unsocial. Almost a stereotypical portrait of a man who's spent his entire life behind bars.
Frank: [examining one of Frasier's artworks] This dish a Lalique or a Steuben?
Martin: They had no spots open in the prison laundry. He worked in fine china and glassware.
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Quote from Frasier in The Good Son
Niles: Of course, I can't take care of him.
Frasier: Oh, yes, of course. Of course. Why?
Niles: Because Dad doesn't get along with Maris.
Frasier: Who does?
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun, except without the warmth.
Quote from Frasier in She's the Boss
Frasier: What the hell was that? Was that a gunshot?
Niles: Morning, Frasier. Just getting up?
Frasier: "Just getting up?" Are you out of your mind? A gun just went off in here!
Martin: Niles bought a starter's pistol.
Niles: And there's no need to get snippy. Accidents happen, you know.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Quote from Niles in To Tell the Truth
Niles: Well, that's it. It's over. It's over and I've lost. Maris has won. Maris always wins.
Martin: Niles.
Niles: Niles never wins! Niles always loses! That's why Niles lives at the Shangri-La and drives a hatchback!
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Quote from Niles in You Can Go Home Again
Waiter: You ready to order?
Niles: Uh, yes. Double decaf non-fat latte, mmm... medium foam, dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon.
Frasier: I'll have a black coffee.
Niles: You'll have to forgive my brother. He just came in on the noon stage.
Frasier: I hope I never see the day when I am so frightfully pretentious that a good-old cup of American coffee isn't good enough for me.