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- 601 Blanche Delivers
- 602 Once, in St. Olaf
- 603 If at Last You Do Succeed
- 604 Snap Out of It
- 605 Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy!
- 606 Feelings
- 607 Zborn Again
- 608 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
- 609 Mrs. George Devereaux
- 610 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
- 611 Stand by Your Man
- 612 Ebbtide's Revenge
- 613 The Bloom Is Off the Rose
- 614 Sister of the Bride
- 615 Miles to Go
- 616 There Goes the Bride: Part 1
- 617 There Goes the Bride: Part 2
- 618 Older and Wiser
- 619 Melodrama
- 620 Even Grandmas Get the Blues
- 621 Witness
- 622 What a Difference a Date Makes
- 623 Love for Sale
- 624 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
- 626 Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
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The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Sophia in Diamond in the Rough
Sophia: You're lucky you have a choice. My marriage was arranged. I didn't have any choice in the matter.
Dorothy: You mean, you didn't pick Pop?
Sophia: He didn't pick me, either. We learned to love each other, thank God, but it wasn't our idea. There were eight unmarried girls and eight unmarried boys in the village that spring.
Blanche: How'd they decide who went with who?
Sophia: Height. If I hadn't stood on that rock, I'd have ended up with Luigi the pig-boy.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote Collections
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Sophia's best stories from Sicily, Brooklyn and anywhere else that came to mind.
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Rose's incredible stories of her hometown of St. Olaf, Minnesota.
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Quote from Rose in Yes, We Have No Havanas
Dorothy: I'm sorry, Rose, but I have to grade you like everybody else.
Rose: Well, look, Dorothy, you made a mistake. I got that question right.
Dorothy: Rose, the question was "Who was the leader of the Third Reich?" You wrote "Fritz Stickelmeyer," your high school history teacher. The correct answer is Adolf Hitler.
Rose: Where's my history book? Is this the man we're talking about?
Dorothy: Yes, that is Adolf Hitler.
Rose: You can call him whatever you want, but that's Fritz Stickelmeyer. I'm as sure of that as I am that's Eva Braun standing next to him.
Dorothy: You recognize Eva Braun?
Rose: Well, sure. She was our high school P.E. teacher. It was rumored she used to date Mr. Stickelmeyer.
Dorothy: Rose, that's it. I just can't take any more. With this question right, you have a D minus. Rose, you're a high school graduate.