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- 601 Blanche Delivers
- 602 Once, in St. Olaf
- 603 If at Last You Do Succeed
- 604 Snap Out of It
- 605 Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy!
- 606 Feelings
- 607 Zborn Again
- 608 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
- 609 Mrs. George Devereaux
- 610 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
- 611 Stand by Your Man
- 612 Ebbtide's Revenge
- 613 The Bloom Is Off the Rose
- 614 Sister of the Bride
- 615 Miles to Go
- 616 There Goes the Bride: Part 1
- 617 There Goes the Bride: Part 2
- 618 Older and Wiser
- 619 Melodrama
- 620 Even Grandmas Get the Blues
- 621 Witness
- 622 What a Difference a Date Makes
- 623 Love for Sale
- 624 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
- 626 Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
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The Golden Girls

Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in Blanche's Little Girl
Sophia: Wait, McCracken. Before you begin, I wanna tell you something. I'm no novice when it comes to negotiations.
Mr. McCracken: Oh, really?
Sophia: Let me tell you a story. Picture it: Sicily, 1922. An attractive peasant girl, who has saved her lira, embarks on a glorious vacation to a Crimean resort on the Black Sea. For weeks, she frolics at the seaside resort and enjoys the company of many young men, all of whom adore her.
Edna: All of them?
Sophia: Shut up, Edna. I work alone. All of them. When it's time to return to Sicily, three different suitors beg her to stay. But she can't decide who to choose, so she chooses none of them. But she agrees to meet with them at the same resort many years later. To her trio of suitors, that eventful gathering was referred to as "Rendezvous With Sophia." But to the rest of the world, it was better known as the Yalta Conference.
Quote from Blanche in Two Rode Together
Rose: This book is really coming along.
Blanche: Yeah, and you can chalk it all up to synergism.
Rose: Yeah, synergism. What would we ever do without it? Good old synergism.
Blanche: You have no idea what it means, do you?
Rose: Not a clue.
Blanche: Synergism is the powerful energy that is generated by two people engaged in the same activity. Up till now, I had no idea it could occur outside a Howard Johnson's motor lodge.