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- 601 Blanche Delivers
- 602 Once, in St. Olaf
- 603 If at Last You Do Succeed
- 604 Snap Out of It
- 605 Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy!
- 606 Feelings
- 607 Zborn Again
- 608 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
- 609 Mrs. George Devereaux
- 610 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
- 611 Stand by Your Man
- 612 Ebbtide's Revenge
- 613 The Bloom Is Off the Rose
- 614 Sister of the Bride
- 615 Miles to Go
- 616 There Goes the Bride: Part 1
- 617 There Goes the Bride: Part 2
- 618 Older and Wiser
- 619 Melodrama
- 620 Even Grandmas Get the Blues
- 621 Witness
- 622 What a Difference a Date Makes
- 623 Love for Sale
- 624 Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home
- 626 Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
- Season 7
The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Sophia in Little Sister
Dorothy: Ma, what the hell is Dreyfuss doing here?
Sophia: Calm down. I just ran into Harry Weston. They're all leaving town, and they needed someone to watch Dreyfuss. I volunteered.
Dorothy: Yeah, well, unvolunteer.
Sophia: Why? You think I can't do it? You think I'm irresponsible?
Dorothy: Yes, Ma.
Sophia: You think I'm forgetful?
Dorothy: Yes, Ma.
Sophia: You think I'm irresponsible?
Dorothy: You already said that.
Sophia: That's emphasis. You never heard the "I have a dream" speech?
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Rose in The Engagement
Dorothy: You know, I had the shock of my life today. I was in the teacher's lounge, talking to a group of girls in their twenties. Oh, they were so pretty. At that age, you don't even have to be pretty and you're pretty. Anyway, we were laughing and giggling and having a great time and I completely forgot that I was older. You know, I just felt like one of the girls. And we had a wonderful time. And then I got into my car and caught a glimpse of myself, and I almost had a heart attack. This old woman was in the mirror. I didn't even recognize her.
Rose: Who was it?
Dorothy: It was me.
Quote from Blanche in Older and Wiser
Blanche: I am going to be a model. There I was, sitting at the lunch counter, and just like Miss Lana Turner, I was discovered. Well, not exactly like Miss Lana Turner.
Rose: You mean she was sipping a soda and you were scarfing down your usual lumberjack breakfast.
Blanche: Oh, Rose. Silly, silly, water-retaining Rose. She was discovered for the movies. I was discovered by a print ad photographer, and the shoot's today.
Dorothy: Oh, Blanche, haven't you had enough problems with photographers? Remember the last time? Sure, the pictures turned out fine, but it cost your friend his party's nomination.