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The Golden Girls: Sister of the Bride

614. Sister of the Bride

Aired January 12, 1991

Blanche doesn't know how to react when her brother Clayton tells her he's marrying his boyfriend, Doug. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia plan a charity banquet, and Rose hopes to finally win an award.

Quote from Dorothy

Clayton: Blanche, we don't have to worry about what the world thinks about our relationship. It just doesn't matter, because we're there for each other. I'd do anything for Doug, and he'd bend over backwards for me.
Dorothy: [covers Sophia's mouth and pulls her close] Sometimes I just love to hug my mommy.

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Quote from Sophia

Blanche: It's easier for you to say that, Sophia. It's not your brother who's getting married to a man.
Sophia: Hey, it's not like the guys in my family never kissed a man. Of course, that was business. Although there was that one hit man who always had to have a flower in his lapel and would hold the kiss of death a little longer than he had to.
Blanche: Oh, look, I can accept the fact that he's gay, but why does he have to slip a ring on this guy's finger so the whole world will know?
Sophia: Why did you marry George?
Blanche: We loved each other. We wanted to make a lifetime commitment. Wanted everybody to know.
Sophia: That's what Doug and Clayton want, too. Everyone wants someone to grow old with. And shouldn't everyone have that chance?

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: I think I did a great job covering up how upset I am.
Dorothy: You mean, like how you started sobbing when Clayton asked for more fruit cocktail?
Blanche: I don't really mind Clayton being homosexual. I just don't like him dating men.
Dorothy: You really haven't grasped the concept of this gay thing yet, have you?
Blanche: There must be homosexuals who date women.
Sophia: Yeah. They're called lesbians.

Quote from Sophia

Clayton: Oh, Blanche, Doug and I were wondering what's happening with the sleeping arrangements.
Well, I'll be there in just a moment to get you two settled in. Now, if you sleepy heads could wait just a- [pushing Clayton back into the living room] Sleeping arrangements? What in hell am I gonna do about the sleeping arrangements?
Dorothy: Well, honey, why can't you sleep on the couch and give Clayton and Doug your room?
Blanche: Are you crazy? What will the neighbors think if they see two men in my bedroom?
Sophia: They'll think it's Tuesday.

Quote from Rose

Sophia: The winner of this year's Volunteer Vanguard Award is- Rose.
Rose: Yes!
Sophia: Hand me that glass of water, please. Wow! What a surprise! Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in history, we have a posthumous winner, Agnes Bradshaw!
Rose: It's a fix! She's dead! She doesn't need that on her mantel. She's on her mantel!

Quote from Dorothy

Rose: Hot damn! It's happened! It's finally happened! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
Dorothy: I take it we now get The Disney Channel.

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: They can sleep in Ma's room and she'll sleep with me.
Sophia: Oh, Ma doesn't get a say. It doesn't matter what Ma thinks. Ma's a piece of furniture who has no feelings or opinions.
Dorothy: Nonsense, my little hat rack.

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: [on the phone] Hello? Frank's Flowers? Hey, Frank! Sophia Petrillo here. Listen, I decided the price you quoted me on those centerpieces is too high. So I thought maybe we could make a deal. Now, my daughter is single. What do you mean, "Is she easy?" You're talking about my flesh and blood. 40% off? Oh, you bet she's easy. Sure, Dorothy'll love that. OK, Frank. I'll set it up. Gotta go.

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Oh, gee, Ma, you know, ever since the two of us started planning this banquet, you have been incredible. I mean, you told me you got a great deal on the flowers, the caterer, the janitorial service. Oh, I wish I worked this hard for charity.
Sophia: You will, Pussycat, you will.

Quote from Rose

Dorothy: Rose, honey, congratulations! I hear you've been nominated again for the Volunteer of the Year Award.
Rose: Yep. Seven years I've been nominated for the Volunteer Vanguard Award, and seven years I've had to watch Agnes Bradshaw snatch it away from me. Well, she's not gonna do that this year. This year, I'm finally gonna beat her. I'm gonna win!
Dorothy: Why? Because you worked harder than Agnes?
Rose: Because she's dead. Yep! As a doornail. Dead, dead, dead. Coffee?

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