The Golden Girls Quote of the Day
Thursday, October 28, 2021
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
Rose: What's the biggest lie you've ever told?
Blanche: I once told my sister Charmaine that she was left on our doorstep by gypsies.
Rose: Well, Blanche, why would you want to do a thing like that?
Blanche: She annoyed me. Always mouthing off about how her hair was curlier than mine, her complexion was prettier than mine. I finally said there was good reason for it, she was left by gypsies! I had her completely convinced!
Rose: What did she say when you told her the truth?
Blanche: Oh, I never did. I even tried to help her find her little old gypsy mama.
Tuesday, October 26, 2021
Dorothy: Rose, why don't we just show Mr. Vaughn around the theatre?
Blanche: Well, why don't I do that myself because I've had the most experience performing here.
Dorothy: Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count.
Monday, October 25, 2021
Dorothy: I have to go to work, and I don't want you to worry about me. I'm going to say to you what you said to me the very first day you dropped me off at school. "See if you can find someone who looks clean to drive you home."
Sunday, October 24, 2021
Sophia: Believe me, she's a totally rotten human being.
Rose: Well, I for one don't believe there is such a thing as a totally rotten human being. I think there's some good in everybody.
Blanche: Well, I agree with Sophia. Mrs. Claxton is a mean old woman. Everybody in the neighborhood hates her.
Rose: How can you say that?
Dorothy: Come on. Last Halloween, half the kids in the neighborhood wore Frieda Claxton costumes.
Saturday, October 23, 2021
Blanche: Well, Barbara, Dorothy tells us you're an author.
Barbara: No, I'm just a writer. Malamud's an author.
Rose: I thought malamuds were chocolate cookies with marshmallows in the middle.
Dorothy: Those are mallomars, Rose.
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