Rose: Bridget packed a delicious meal and drove me to the country for breakfast. We took a walk and picked wild flowers. And we rolled up our pant legs and we waded in the creek and then guess what?
Dorothy: Julie Andrews showed up, you all fed deer from your hand and sang, "If I Had A Hammer".

Sophia: The guy from the ad will be here any second. How do I look?
Dorothy: Ma, you forgot to zip up your dress.
Sophia: I didn't forget. He's probably got arthritis. Why make it any harder?

Blanche: I've got a date tonight and no jewelry to wear. Some scum's woman is wearing my mama's jewelry.
Rose: I wonder if jewelry comes from Jewish people. In Little Falls, the jewelry was Jewish. Jeweler, Jewish... I wonder if there's a connection?
Sophia: I think there's a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.

Rose: We're gonna go skydiving.
Sophia: You're going skydiving?
Rose: Mm-hmm.
Sophia: A room with a view. A room with a- I mean, good luck.

Dorothy: Ma, are you sure about this?
Sophia: I'm not even sure I have these pants on right.
Dorothy: Listen, I want you to go slow and pace yourself.
Sophia: That's what I used to tell your father. The only thing he did faster than eat was make love. And in both cases, before I was finished, he'd pat his stomach and say, "I've had enough."

Dorothy: Barbara's taking me to the experimental theater downtown.
Blanche: Somebody dragged me to a show there one time. Three men paraded around the stage for five hours talking about God and eating graham crackers. They wore masks, but other than that, they were totally naked.
Rose: And you stayed through the whole evening?
Blanche: Well, I would've left, but one of the actors looked so familiar to me. But it was hard to tell since he had such a small part.

Stan: Didn't you like the flowers?
Dorothy: They're beautiful. They're absolutely beautiful, but it's too much!
Stan: I know! I can't believe how expensive roses got since the last time I sent them to you.
Dorothy: Yeah, well, everything's gotten more expensive since Truman left office.