The Golden Girls Quote of the Day

Thursday, April 22, 2021

Quote from Sophia in Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Dorothy: Ma, you wear those shoes because they're the only shoes you say you can wear. Whenever we get you other shoes, you say they're uncomfortable.
Sophia: I'm cursed with these square feet. When I was a girl in Sicily, we were too poor for shoes, so I wore olive oil cans.


Recent Quotes

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Quote from Blanche in The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Rose: Don't you just love waking up with rain tapping on your bedroom window?
Blanche: Oh, absolutely. I always throw open the window, uncork a bottle of Cold Duck and slip into my Frederick's of Hollywood ostrich-feather nightie.
Dorothy: Just because of rain tapping at your window?
Blanche: Oh, I thought she said, "Wayne." My mistake.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Quote from Dorothy in Rose Fights Back

Rose: Boy, life sure has a way of throwing you curve balls. When I was younger, I never would have imagined that I'd be worrying about money at this stage of my life.
Dorothy: I used to think Stan would take care of me. I mean, we didn't have much saved, but he was a darn good novelty salesman. Sounds naive now to think that I placed my hopes for the future on a bald pinhead with the morals of a maggot who made his living selling plastic dog-doo. Well, at least I'm not bitter.

Monday, April 19, 2021

Quote from Dorothy in An Illegitimate Concern

Blanche: Why did George cheat on me?
Rose: Why does any man cheat?
Dorothy: Well, there are two popular theories. One, men are victims of an evolutionary process which genetically programs their sexual habits.
Blanche: What's the other theory?
Dorothy: Men are scum.

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Quote from Sophia in Older and Wiser

Dorothy: Ma, what do you think you're doing?
Sophia: Oh, look who's here. Everybody remembers my daughter Dorothy. Or maybe you know her by her Indian name, "Dances With Nobody."

Saturday, April 17, 2021

Quote from Blanche in Long Day's Journey into Marinara

Blanche: What is happening between Sophia and Angela is not unlike an incident which occurred between my sister Virginia and me when we were in high school. Now, can you believe that one's very own sister could seduce her sibling's boyfriend on the eve of that sibling's senior prom?
Dorothy: Virginia did that to you?
Blanche: No, I did that to Virginia. She deserved it. She borrowed my saddle shoes without asking. Well, what are you looking at? She scuffed those shoes. I hardly left a mark on that boy.

Friday, April 16, 2021

Quote from Blanche in Bedtime Story

Blanche: Oh, girls, girls, can I please share your electric blanket?
Dorothy & Sophia: No.
Blanche: Oh, come on. I can't sleep. My bed's never been so cold. Especially on a Saturday night.

Upcoming Quotes

Friday, April 23, 2021

A quote from Rose in the episode Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy!.

Saturday, April 24, 2021

A quote from Rose in the episode High Anxiety.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

A quote from Rose in the episode Whose Face Is This, Anyway?.

Monday, April 26, 2021

A quote from Dorothy in the episode Zborn Again.

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

A quote from Dorothy in the episode Second Motherhood.