The Golden Girls Quote of the Day
Tuesday, December 1, 2020
Monday, November 30, 2020
Rose: Bridget packed a delicious meal and drove me to the country for breakfast. We took a walk and picked wild flowers. And we rolled up our pant legs and we waded in the creek and then guess what?
Dorothy: Julie Andrews showed up, you all fed deer from your hand and sang, "If I Had A Hammer".
Sunday, November 29, 2020
Ted: I don't believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Blanche: Blanche Devereaux never goes out with another woman's husband. Oh, except for that one time. Now, that was not my fault. She was pronounced dead. Those paramedics never give up.
Saturday, November 28, 2020
Blanche: You know, I've always had this trouble ever since high school. I was the head cheerleader and I was dating our star quarterback, Calwell Honeycutt. Well, time came to break up but I just could not tell Calwell to his face. I couldn't bear to inflict that much grief and suffering on one man. So I finally decided that the best way to handle it was just to lead my girls in a farewell cheer. Two-four-six-eight, who will Blanche no longer date? Calwell.
Dorothy: Did he get the message, or did the band have to spell out "buzz off' at half-time?
Friday, November 27, 2020
Rose: Do you know that promotion I was up for at the counseling center? Well, I found out I can't have it unless I become bilingual.
Blanche: Oh, no, honey, don't do that. No job is worth having to date women.
Dorothy: Blanche, "bilingual" refers to a person who speaks more than one language.
Blanche: Oh! Why'd I think it was something sexual?
Thursday, November 26, 2020
Peterson: In your own words, Mrs. Petrillo, the words of a beautiful, dignified person who's got a wild bod for a chick her age, what kind of person is your daughter?
Sophia: She put me in a home.
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Dorothy: Look, race is not even an issue. Your daughter is twice my son's age. What can a women in her 40s possibly have in common with a boy in his 20s?
Blanche: Sex. At 20, a man is at his peak, and a woman in her 40s is also at her peak. So when the two come together, hot damn!
Wednesday, December 2, 2020
Thursday, December 3, 2020
Friday, December 4, 2020
Saturday, December 5, 2020
Sunday, December 6, 2020