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- 701 Hey, Look Me Over
- 702 The Case of the Libertine Belle
- 703 Beauty and the Beast
- 704 That's for Me to Know
- 705 Where's Charlie?
- 706 Mother Load
- 707 Dateline: Miami
- 708 The Monkey Show
- 709 Ro$e Love$ Mile$
- 710 Room 7
- 711 From Here to the Pharmacy
- 712 The Pope's Ring
- 713 Old Boyfriends
- 714 Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
- 715 The Commitments
- 716 Questions and Answers
- 717 Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
- 718 Journey to the Center of Attention
- 719 A Midwinter Night's Dream
- 721 Rose: Portrait of a Woman
- 722 Home Again, Rose: Part 1
- 723 Home Again, Rose: Part 2
- 724 One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest
The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
Quote of the Day
Quote from Sophia in Journey to the Center of Attention
Rose: Something wrong, Sophia?
Sophia: I don't believe it. My Dorothy is popular. After 60 years of bargaining with God, it's finally happened. Per our agreement, I'm off to Calcutta to work with the poor.
Popular Quotes
Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Trending Quotes
Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Dorothy in Big Daddy
Blanche: And Daddy, this is Dorothy.
Dorothy: I'm sorry. I hope I didn't offend you.
Big Daddy: No harm done, darling. Now, I want you to promise me you won't fret none.
Dorothy: Well, I would, except I'm not exactly sure what "fret none" is.
Quote from Sophia in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Dorothy: Ma, you slept with him, didn't you? Come over here. Look me in the eye. Did you sleep with Tony Delveccio?
Sophia: A little.
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: Blanche made me do it.
Dorothy: What? Don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
Sophia: Who blabbed?