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- 401 Yes, We Have No Havanas
- 402 The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
- 403 The One That Got Away
- 404 Yokel Hero
- 405 Bang the Drum, Stanley
- 406 Sophia's Wedding
- 408 Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
- 409 Scared Straight
- 410 Stan Takes a Wife
- 411 The Auction
- 412 Blind Date
- 413 The Impotence of Being Ernest
- 414 Love Me Tender
- 415 Valentine's Day
- 416 Two Rode Together
- 417 You Gotta Have Hope
- 418 Fiddler on the Ropes
- 419 Till Death Do We Volley
- 420 High Anxiety
- 421 Little Sister
- 422 Sophia's Choice
- 423 Rites of Spring
- 424 Foreign Exchange
- 425 We're Outta Here
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The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Sophia in There Goes the Bride: Part 2
Rose: What do you want, Myra?
Myra: I just came here to tell you I'm not gonna bother you anymore. You can have Ray. But you should know you're not the only young blonde bimbo in his life.
Rose: I don't want your husband. I never did.
Myra: I understand that now. I think I was just afraid of starting all over at my age. My daughter's checking me in to a lovely retirement home called Shady Pines.
Sophia: That's great. Come out to the lanai, I'll give you the lowdown on Shady Pines. You know, who does what for cigarettes.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Dorothy in Cheaters
Dorothy: [answering phone] Hello. Oh, look. I'm sorry, I'm going to have to interrupt. I'm sure this is a very worthy cause, but to be perfectly frank, at this moment, I couldn't give a flying fig about whooping cranes. No, I have to keep the line free. Fine. I'll send you a check. Hold it, let me grab a pencil. OK. Whooping Cranes Box 1990, Newcastle, Louisiana, got it. Glad I could help. Bye-bye.
Quote from Sophia in Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
Dorothy: Ma, you slept with him, didn't you? Come over here. Look me in the eye. Did you sleep with Tony Delveccio?
Sophia: A little.
Dorothy: Ma!
Sophia: Blanche made me do it.
Dorothy: What? Don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
Sophia: Who blabbed?