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- 401 Yes, We Have No Havanas
- 402 The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
- 403 The One That Got Away
- 404 Yokel Hero
- 405 Bang the Drum, Stanley
- 406 Sophia's Wedding
- 408 Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
- 409 Scared Straight
- 410 Stan Takes a Wife
- 411 The Auction
- 412 Blind Date
- 413 The Impotence of Being Ernest
- 414 Love Me Tender
- 415 Valentine's Day
- 416 Two Rode Together
- 417 You Gotta Have Hope
- 418 Fiddler on the Ropes
- 419 Till Death Do We Volley
- 420 High Anxiety
- 421 Little Sister
- 422 Sophia's Choice
- 423 Rites of Spring
- 424 Foreign Exchange
- 425 We're Outta Here
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The Golden Girls
Four older women share friendship and a home in Miami as they show that life doesn't stop at fifty.
Starring:
Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, Estelle Getty.
Original Run: 1985-1992.
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Quote from Blanche in Take Him, He's Mine
Dorothy: And I was feeling jealous and Ionely and... God knows what else.
Blanche: Magenta.
Dorothy: Excuse me?
Blanche: Magenta. That's what I call it when I get that way. All kinds of feelings tumbling all over themselves. Well, you know, you're not quite blue because you're not really sad and although you're a little jealous, you wouldn't say you're green with envy, and every now and then you realize you're kinda scared but you'd hardly call yourself yellow. I hate that feeling. I just hate it. And I hate the color magenta. That's why I named it that. Magenta. No way to really explain it but, fortunately, between friends, you don't have to.
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Quote from Blanche in Hey, Look Me Over
Rose: Wait a minute. If you didn't sleep with any of the men in these journals, then how come it says "Bed" on the cover?
Blanche: [laughs] Oh, that doesn't say "Bed".
Rose: Right there, it does.
Blanche: Oh, silly, those are my initials. Blanche Elizabeth Devereaux.
Dorothy: Your initials spell "Bed"?
Quote from Blanche in It's a Miserable Life
Blanche: Wish me luck.
Dorothy: Wait. Blanche, why should you do it?
Blanche: Because we'll have a better chance. I happen to be a wonderful orator. And two of the commissioners can verify that.
Dorothy: Blanche, "orator" means "speaker".
Blanche: Really? Oh. Well, somebody else do the talking.
Quote from Sophia in The Engagement
Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.
Quote Collections
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Sophia's best stories from Sicily, Brooklyn and anywhere else that came to mind.
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Rose's incredible stories of her hometown of St. Olaf, Minnesota.
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Quote from Sophia in Yokel Hero
Rose: I just can't believe we're on our way to St. Olaf. Oh, I'm so excited. You girls are gonna love it. But I guess everybody thinks his home town is pretty special.
Sophia: I know I do. I'll never forget when I went back after many, many years, it was just as I remembered it. Garbage in the street, prostitutes in the doorways, a couple of guys hanging from their heels in the town square... I can't go on. Got a handkerchief?
Blanche: Honey, why are you getting all teary? Sicily sounds just awful.
Sophia: That wasn't Sicily. That was my first apartment in Brooklyn.