The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
- Episodes
- Season 1
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- Season 4
- Season 5
- Season 6
- 601 Burnin' Down the House
- 602 Get a Job
- 603 Stress Related
- 604 Bourgie Sings the Blues
- 605 The Script Formerly Known As...
- 606 Not, I Barbecue
- 607 Not with My Cousin You Don't
- 608 Viva Lost Wages
- 609 There's the Rub (Part 1)
- 610 There's the Rub (Part 2)
- 611 I, Ooh, Baby Baby
- 612 Boxing Helena
- 613 I, Clownius
- 614 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 1)
- 615 Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (Part 2)
- 616 I, Bowl Buster
- 617 The Butler's Son Did It
- 618 Hare Today...
- 619 Whoops, There It Is
- 620 I, Stank Horse
- 621 I, Stank Hole in One
- 622 Eye, Tooth
- 623 I, Done (Part 1)
- 624 I, Done (Part 2)
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
After getting into a fight back home in Philadelphia, Will is sent to live with his wealthy uncle and aunt in their Bel-Air mansion.
Starring:
Will Smith, James Avery, Janet Hubert, Daphne Reid, Alfonso Ribeiro, Karyn Parsons, Tatyana Ali, Joseph Marcell.
Recurring Actors:
DJ Jazzy Jeff, Ross Bagley, Vernee Watson, Jenifer Lewis, Nia Long.
Original Run: 1990-1996.
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Quote from Vivian in Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse
Philip: Uh, Vivian, would you take Nicky upstairs, please?
Vivian: You're not gonna hit him, are you? Because I don't wanna miss that.
Philip: No, I'm not gonna hit him.
Vivian: Lou, if you walk out of Will's life now, don't you ever come back.
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Quote from Will in Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse
Will: Hey, you know what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know. It ain't like I'm going to be sitting up every night asking my mom: "When's Daddy coming home?" You know, who needs him? He wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive. I learned how to shave. I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him. He never even sent me a damn card. To hell with him! I didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
Philip: Will-
Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him. I'm gonna get a great job without him. I'm going to marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm gonna have me a whole bunch of kids and I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, because there ain't a damn thing he could ever teach me about how to love my kids. How come he don't want me, man?
Quote from Carlton in Just Say Yo
Carlton: Where am I? Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man to I Will Always Love You.
Will: Carlton, you're at a hospital.
Carlton: Wow, I feel terrible. I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful.
Will: Carlton, I got some bad news.
Carlton: Oh, God, I malfunctioned.
Will: No. See, you never made it past the dance floor. Those pills that you took weren't vitamins.
Carlton: What were they?
Will: Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact.
Carlton: What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin?
Will: It was speed.
Carlton: Oh, my God. I'm a drug addict and a virgin!
Quote from Hilary in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 2)
Vivian: Look, there he goes.
Trevor: [on TV] Hilary Banks...
Hilary: Yes, Trevor?
Trevor: [on TV] Will you marry me? [thud]
[As the TV picture turns to static, the family are stunned into silence]
Will: I ain't no bungee expert or nothing... But I don't think he's supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.
[A title card appears on the TV]
Hilary: "Please stand by"? Great. The president's about to interrupt my marriage proposal.
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Quote from Vivian in The Aunt Who Came to Dinner
Vivian: Well, I know how that goes. One day last month, I met Philip at the door wearing nothing, honey, but Saran Wrap and a smile. Walked right past me and said, "Hi, honey, did you make that meatloaf?"
Aunt Helen: Well, at least he spoke.
Quote from Will in Bourgie Sings the Blues
Mr. Bradley: As you know, your father and I were classmates at Princeton. He was quite the big man on
campus.
Will: Well, he's even bigger now.
Mr. Bradley: [laughs] Yeah, well, aren't we all? [both laugh] I was very impressed with your application. Particularly cogent was your essay on the fall of Eastern Europe.
Will: Mm. If you like Eastern Europe in the fall you should see it in the spring, it's beautiful.
Mr. Bradley: Oh, you. [laughs] Oh, you've got a good sense of humor. Obviously, you got that from your dad.
Will: Oh, you know my Dad?
Mr. Bradley: Well, yes, didn't I just mention that a moment ago?
Will: Ah! Oh, yeah. Of course. Of course. Big man on campus.
Mr. Bradley: I see here that you've worked for a lot of charities. Which one meant the most to you?
Will: Um... The second one. But this has all been about me, Mr. Bradley. Me, me, me. Frank, is there a Mrs. Bradley? A couple of baby Bradleys? Hey, have you seen Braveheart?
Quote from Will in Save the Last Trance for Me
Will: Excuse me, mister, I'll shine your head for a nickel.